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Old 06-28-01   #1
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here's one i heard a while ago,... don't blame me if you don't like it,... i got bored and needed to post something,...


SisterChristen's first post as a missionary was in a remote tribal area in East Africa. She realized that the first step in "converting the heathen" would be to teach them her language. She began with the tribal cheiftain. Leading him into the countryside, she pointed out a banyan tree and said, "Tree."

"Tree," the cheif repeated obligingly.

Next, they came across a herd of monkeys. "Ba-boons," explained Sister Christen.

"Ba-boons," he repeated.

"Very good." the nun beamed.

At the riverbank they encountered a herd of hippopotami. "Hip-po-pot-a-mus," repeated the tribesman dutifully. And then what should they encounter in the rushes at the water's edge but two people having sex. Blushing scarlet, the nun blurted, "Man on bicycle."

Paying no attention, the cheif thrust his spear into the man's back.

"Cheif, why did kill him?!?!" screamed the horrified nun.

"Him on my bicycle," he explained with a shrug.

i know it sucks,... but again i state i'm bored,...
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LOL I liked it.
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LOL...i thought it was funny...
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You have no idea how long it took me to get that...
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that was hella funny
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I get it!! That's hillarious! I love it! :p
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