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Old 06-26-01   #1
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sick jokes

Q-What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable?


A-Putting it back in the wheelchair.

Q-What does parsley and pubic hair have in common?


A-You push them aside and keep eating.


If anyone wants to add a few go ahead. I'll be adding more later, when I remember all the ones I've heard.


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Old 06-26-01   #2
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hehehe the pubic one was great. yes you should put down more jokes hahaha.
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Old 06-26-01   #3
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i knew it.....

see thats why i dont eat vegetables......
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Old 06-27-01   #4
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an old man sees a kid walking down the road with duct tape. old man asks, "why do you have that duck tape (yes i know the spelling is improper)?" the kid replies "i'm going to catch some ducks." old man says "you can't catch ducks with duck tape." the kid says "yes you can," then he wanders off.
The old man then sees the kid walk by some time later with a bunch of ducks trapped in duck tape and says "we'll i'll be damned"
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joke continued.

the next day the old man sees the kid walking down the road with chicken wire. he says "where you going with the chicken wire?" the kid says "i'm going to catch some chickes." the old man replies, "you can't catch chickens with chicken wire." The kid says, "yes you can," then walks off. Hours later the old man sees the kid walking past him with a bunch of chickens stuck to the chicken wire and he says "i'll be damned."

The next day the old man sees the kid walking down the road with a bunch of pussy willows. He stops the kid and says "let me get my hat."
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Old 07-05-01   #6
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AR THATS PRETTY DARN FUNNY, MY BRAIN WORKS SLOW BUT I GOT IT :*):p
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Old 07-06-01   #7
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A man walks into a local pub and proceeds to drink 13 pints of beer, one after the other. The completely drunken man takes a seat and begins to cry out loud so the local patrons walk over to him and say "You alright man? Whats the matter ?" The man replies, "I had my first blow job today!" The locals reply, "So why are you crying then?" The man replies, "I can't get the taste out of my mouth."
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Old 07-09-01   #8
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damn it took me a long time to get that one ducky chicken pussy joke. the bj one is o.O lol
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Old 08-01-01   #9
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On the vegatable joke..

The one that I heard was the same question but the answer on it was

the hardest thing to eat was the wheelchair
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