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Old 06-21-01   #1
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Favorite Movie Lines

What are some of your favorite lines from movies?

here is a few of mine:

American Psycho- "Hey Paul!"

Cobb- "Cobb is baseball!"

Cruel Intentions- "You can put it anywhere."

Exorcist- "There is only one"

Ghostbusters- "What about the twinkie?"

Godfather- "Oh Kay, now who's being Naive"

Dr. Strangelove- "You can't fight in here...This is the war room."

From Dusk Till Dawn- "They were not Psychos they were vampires. Psychos don't explode when sunlight hits them, i don't care how crazy they are."

House of Yes- "Everyone knows where we keep the ice Anthony!"

Hudsucker Proxy- "You know, for kids."

Halloween- "Was that the boogeyman?" "As a matter of fact...it was."

Monster Squad- "Wolfman's got nards"

Nobody's fool- "I hope when i'm your age, i'm smarter than that." "Sure are of to a slow start."

Quills- "Welcome to our humble madhouse doctor...i trust you'll find yourself at home."

Requiem for a dream "Ass to Ass."

and there are a ton more.
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Old 06-21-01   #2
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Favorite:

Jacob's Ladder: "If you're scared of dying, and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away; but if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth."


Runners up:

Snatch: "Do you know what 'nemesis' means? A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent... personified, in this case, by an 'orrible cunt: me."

Evil Dead 2: "Swallow this."

Office Space: "Mothershitter! Son of a... ass!"

Office Space: "Yes, I am also not a pussy."

Office Space: "It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care."

Braveheart: "Every man dies, but not every man really lives."

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure: "You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!"

Forrest Gump: "I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."

Anything Sylvester Stallone ever said. He sounds funny.


I'm sure I'll be adding more later, as soon as I think of em.

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Old 06-21-01   #3
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american pie -one time at band camp i put a flute in my pussy

when i think of more, i'll add em. i saw the mummy 2 recently and there was some funny stuff in that, but i can't remember it. i wish the rock has said "if you SMELLLLLLL what the MUMMY is cookin!" i was waiting for that the whole movie, yet alas it didn't happen.
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Old 06-21-01   #4
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fav quotes from movies

Frank: A mental mind fuck can be nice. The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Julie Lampkin: He said that he loved me.
Helen Buckman: Men say that. They all say that. Then they cum. Parenthood

Dr Evil: You're not quite eveil enough. You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough.
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

Tank Girl: Look, if you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it. But if this poetry shit continues just shoot me now please.
Tank Girl

T-Bird: Abashed the Devil stood and felt how awful goodness is.
The Crow

Banky: All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin'.
Chasing Amy

Barbarella: Make love? But no one's done that for hundreds of centuries!
Barbarella

and the one in my signature
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Satine: "Christian loves me. And that is worth everything."

Moulin Rouge

Nancy: "Run back up to your room like the little coward that you are."

The Craft (?)


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Old 06-22-01   #6
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hmmmm

Their best? Losers whine about their best... Winners go home and fuck the prom queen...
~Sean Connery (The Rock)

She turned me into a newt...
~Monty Python's Holy Grail

I got better...
~Monty Python's Holy Grail

Its not your fault. Or yours.
~The Red Violin

Yeah, but when you do you're thinking about him
~Chris Rock (Dogma)

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Old 06-22-01   #7
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christain slater- "do I look like a blonde with nice tits, and an ass like french vanilla ice cream?
bronson pinchot- "no"
christain slater- " then why you trying to fuck me" true romance

brody- " I love the smell of comerse in the morning" mall rats

mel gibson- "i got hammered" payback

kile- " how do you find the clitorus?" south park

woody harelson- " as god of my world" natural born killers

band camp girl- "say my name bitch!" american pie
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Old 06-27-01   #8
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"Look, you may not be afraid of dying, but we are, ok? We're not like you, we ARE afraid... we feel... we hurt... That's why you can't kill people! It's important you learn that!"
-John Connor (Ed Furlong), Terminator 2

"I know now why you cry, but it is something i can never do."
-The Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger), Terminator 2

"I'm the bad guy? When did this happen? I build missiles you know, for the government. I help defend this country. You think a person would be rewarded for that, but no, they give THAT to the plastic surgeons..."
-William Foster (Michael Douglas), Falling Down

"NIGGERS!!!!!!"
-?(?), Kentucky Fried Movie

"Don't fuck with the coat!"
-Satan (Gabriel Byrne), End Of Days

"Something wrong, colonel? You've come here prepared to fight a madman, and instead you found... A GOD?!"
"You still refuse to accept my godhood?! KEEP YOUR OWN GOD, in fact, this might be a good time to pray to him!"
-M. Bison (Raul Julia), Street Fighter


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Old 06-27-01   #9
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self-destruction might be the answer"
-Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt) Fight Club



ill add more later..im too tired now

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Old 06-27-01   #10
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God damn is that a joint man??!?! it looks like a quarter pounder!
-Cheech , Up in Smoke.

Your mother sucks cock in Hell Karras!
-Reagan/Captain HOwdy, Exorcist

We were all feeling a bit shagged and Fagged and fashed, it having been an evening of some small energy expenditure O' my brothers.
-Alex DeLarge, CLockwork Orange.

Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's
the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed
cocksucker down here, who just signed his
own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy
fucking godmother said it! Out-fucking-
standing! I will P.T. you all until you fucking
die! I'll P.T. you until your assholes are
sucking buttermilk.
-Gunnery Seargent Hartman, Full MEtal Jacket

the next one is classic!!!!!
HARTMAN
What's your excuse?

COWBOY
Sir, excuse for what, sir?

HARTMAN
I'm asking the fucking questions here,
Private. Do you understand?!

COWBOY
Sir, yes, sir!

HARTMAN
Well thank you very much! Can I be in charge
for a while?

COWBOY
Sir, yes, sir!


HARTMAN
Are you shook up? Are you nervous?

COWBOY

Sir, I am, sir!

HARTMAN
Do I make you nervous?


COWBOY
Sir!

HARTMAN
Sir, what? Were you about to call me an
asshole?!

COWBOY
Sir, no, sir!


HARTMAN
How tall are you, Private?

COWBOY
Sir, five foot nine, sir!

HARTMAN
Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit
that high! You trying to squeeze an inch in on
me somewhere, huh?

COWBOY
Sir, no, sir.


HARTMAN
Bullshit! It looks to me like the best part of
you ran down the crack of your mama's ass
and ended up as a brown stain on the
mattress! I think you've been cheated!

HARTMAN

Where in hell are you from anyway, Private?

COWBOY

Sir, Texas, sir!

HARTMAN
Holy dogshit! Texas! Only steers and queers
come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you
don't look much like a steer to me, so that
kinda narrows it down! Do you suck dicks!

COWBOY
Sir, no, sir!


HARTMAN
Are you a peter-puffer?

COWBOY
Sir, no, sir!

HARTMAN
I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck
a person in the ass and not even have the
goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-
around! I'll be watching you!

-Full MEtal Jacket.

Ho Ho Ho if it isn't fat stinking Billy Goat Billy Boy in poison. How are thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip-oil. Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles you eunich jelly thou.
-Alex DelArge ACO

more to come...maybe.
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Old 06-28-01   #11
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Batman forever(The Riddler):

"Like the jacket? keeps me safe when I'm..jogging at night"

(in an old english accent)"Batman? Batman you say?..coming for you?"

The Rocky Horror Picture Show:

Dr. Frank N Furter: "..but here,put these on, it'll make you look less...vulnerable"


"Well you got caught with a flat..how bout that..well babies don't you panic..by the light of the night.. it'll seem alright. I'll get you a satanic mechanic..I'm just sweet transvestite..from transexual, transylvania.."

Riff-raff: " The darkness must go,down the river of nights dreaming..Flow morpheia slow..let the sun and light come streaming, into my life...into my life"..
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Old 06-28-01   #12
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hhhmmmmm.....

damn... i havent seen any movie in a long time............but i love it when a higher person tell a lower one that he or shes not worth shit.... if that were me it would just give me more reason to complete what i started...........
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Magnolia: I used to be smart, now i'm just stupid
-- tom cruise: respect the cock and tame the pussy (HA well males can dream)

Ten things i hate about you: i want you i need you oh baby oh baby

Lost boys: kill your brother, you'll feel better

Dazed and confused: Wipe that face off your head, bitch

G.I. Jane: The best thing about pain, it tells you you're not dead yet

The truth about cats and dogs: I heard dumb bitch. I assumed you were talking to me

Empire Records: always mess with their minds

My best friends wedding: It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy

Coyote Ugly: Did you ever wake up sober after a one night stand and the erson next to you is laying on your arm and they're so ugly, you rather chew off your own arm instead of waking them? That's Coyote Ugly

Never been kissed: You kiss someone, and it's like the world around you gets all hazy and the only thing in focus is you and this other person you're meant to be kissing the rest of your life

The Wedding Singer: Remember alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you

and the sad thing is i could keep going

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Ace:Good question, Aguado. First I'd establish a motive. The killer saw the size of the bugs DICK and became insanely jealous. Then I'd lose forty pounds...PORKIN' his wife!
ACE VENTURE: PET DETECTIVE

Alex Cross:To be brutally honest, I think you have a morbid desire to burn in hell.
ALONG CAME A SPIDER

William Wallace:I am William Wallace.
Man:William Wallace is 7 feet tall.
William Wallace:Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And, if he was here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse.
BRAVEHEART

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Sergeant:

O.K. Wally. Here's the plan: You go over there and fuck them, we'll stay here and masturbate.

Wally:

Yes sir!

Sergeant:

Now go!

[ Wally runs off wearing pants with the material ripped out at the butt]

Sergeant: (con'td)

Now there goes a man!

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Old 07-05-01   #16
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i like just about every line in...
The Crow
Legend
Buffy The Vampire Slayer

ummm....i cant think of anymore right now, i know there is more....AHHHH!!!! *brain starts to hurt*
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Not all are funny, but I like them.

"The Knight, who say 'Nih!'"
"'Nuh!'"
"No. 'Nih!'"

~Monthy Python's Search for the Holy Grail


"No one expects the Spanish Inqusition!"

~Monthy Python's Flying Circus


"China is China and West is West"

~Once Upon a Time In China


"Can't I know a person like her? Are you so good, and am I so bad?"

~Summer/Winter [a movie, written by me and my friend]


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Not from a movie, but still good.

Spike:
"How can I thank you, you mysterious black-clad-hunk-of-a-knight-thing?"

--- No need, little lady. Your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a bad-ass vampire. But love, and a pesky curse, defanged me. And now, I'm just a big fluffy puppy with bad teeth. No! Not the hair! Never the hair.

--- But there must be some way I can show my appreciation.

--- No, helping those in need's my job. And working up a load of sexual tension and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough.

--- I understand. I have a nephew who's gay.

--- Say no more. Evil's still afoot. And I'm almost out of that Nancy-boy hair gel I like so much. "

~Angel - In the Dark

Heh.
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"Come to Daddy" -(Uncle Frank) Hellraiser

"When your right, your right..and you're right." - (Jeremy the Crow) Secret of Nihm

"Inconceivable!!!" -(the Sicilian) Princess Bride
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"a vampire, pretending to be a human, pretending to be a vampire"
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