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Old 06-20-01   #1
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Bad Nun Joke

A young woman joins a convent. Upon her induction, the Mother Superior tells her, "You get two words every five years." She agrees to this and begins her life in the convent. After the first five years she goes to the Mother Superior. "Well, it's been five years, what are you two words?" She replies, "Bad food.". The Mother Superior tells her allright and she'll see what she can do about it. Another five years goes by and again she goes to see the Mother Superior. Asked what her two words are this time she replies, "Hard bed." Again the Mother Superior tells her that she'll see what she can do, and sends her on her way. Yet another five years go by and again she goes to see the Mother Superior. This time when asked for her two words, she replies, "I'm leaving." The Mother Superior looks up and smiles, "Good, all you ever did was bitch anyway!"

I know, really horrible joke, but I was subjected to it, so I've got to force it on someone else now.
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Old 06-20-01   #2
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hehe..that was cute sweetie..

Don't think this changes my opinion on toasters!! :p
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Old 06-21-01   #3
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I actually found it funny, but hey that's just me.
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Well yeah it is funny.
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Toasters rule...

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I was hoping she said something like “ Fuck You” … ejemm…. Emmm… ok … bye
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"Fuck you" does have its possibilities. It'd just be a considerably longer joke. Er.. yeah. Anyway...
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o.O haha it was funny... but then everything's fun to me...
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haha

Yes, quite the joke....I actually...happen to like nun jokes.
like this one the nun with the speaking disorder.
a nun walks into a fish store or something. the guy behind the counter asks her what he can get her and she says "two pound Mattroll." "What?" says the guy at the counter. "two pound Mattroll." the guy says let me get my manager. the manager comes and says "what can I do for you?" the nun says two pound Mattroll." The manager says "what?" so the nun pulls up her top and her breasts fall out and the manager says "Holy Mackerol." Nun says "two pounds, please."
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Eeeee... that's almost as bad as the original one.
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ever hear the one........

did you ever hear the story about the nun who fucked the priest? of course you havent...its been kept on the down low.....Wanna know why? Cuz the Nun was a cross dresser.
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nun boobs are scary.
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Ech...the second joke's scary....But eh, it was funny, all of them. I just wish they could be alittle better...but then, i got no jokes.

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A new nun goes to confession. She tells the priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have a dark secret....I never wear panties under my habit." The priest responds, "that isn't so bad my child. As pennance, say 5 Hail Mary's, 5 Our Father's, and do 5 cartwheels on your way to the alter."
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who would want to see a nun..ewwwwwww
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