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Old 06-17-01   #1
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Spooky People Jokes

Teehee ..its a goth board!!! EEP! this is a bit silly. Heard any good goth jokes?
Ill start with the good ol lightbulb joke:

How many goths does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None..they all sit in the dark and mope.
K its your turn.
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Old 06-17-01   #2
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How many goths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to replace the bulb, one to put on "Floodland", One to set up the Fog machine, and one to stand around looking disineterested in the entire process.

or

Two. One to replace the bulb, and the other to bitch about how much better lightbulbs were 5 years ago.

or

Any number to bicker incessantly about whether or not an illuminated room would infringe on "goth" ideals, and any number more to bicker about how being goth has nothing to do with light or dark, and that whether the bulb is dead or not has to do with "state of mind"

or

None, as they don't know how. If it's not sold at hot topic with a witty catchphrase written on it, they don't know what the hell to do with it.

etc.
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. If it's not sold at hot topic with a witty catchphrase written on it, they don't know what the hell to do with it.
this may just be me being stupid but why does everyone here hate hot topic soooo freakin much?.....i personally like the store....it is one of the only good stores around here that i can get some clothes i like from.....and most of the ppl that work there are only there for a job anyways....ok well now i am done bitchin about hot topic.....i wish i lived in a big city so i could shop somewhere else......or at least have more choices.....errrrr........
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they are in my head my dear and they won't stop and you, you my love just won't go away.
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and now ppl are giggling
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i ate a baby! o.O

i know this doesn't have much to do with the topic...but i got a joke!!!

~how do you get a heap of babies into a bowl?
-a blender

~how do you get them out?
-DORITOS!!

hehe.....cheesy, yes, i know. but i personally happen to like gruesome baby jokes....
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how many goths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?




3, but how DO they get in there?
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wheee !!! dead baby jokes!

what's more fun than stapling babies to a wall ?
ripping then off

what's pink, steaming and knocking on the window every 5 seconds?
a baby in a rotisserie microwave

what's the difference between a truckfull of babies and a truckfull of bowling ball ?
you can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork !

what's worse than 5 babaies in a garbage can?
one baby in 5 garbage cans.

okk... i'll stop now... leave you with a non-baby related joke

what's black, white, black white, red, white, red, black, white, red , etc ?
a nun after being pushed down the stairs.
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I'm disappointed, thats all the Goth Jokes you people can come up with ?
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how many goths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?




3, but how DO they get in there?

That's pretty damn funny.
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