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Old 3 Days Ago   #1
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I got this letter

From my water company. They said that I live in the dryest part of England and need remedial work done to mitigate my losses.

It's rained here every day for 4 months. And I live next to a river. On a flood plane. I am no infrastructure engineer, but isn't that stuff that falls from the sky... Water? Can't we collect it somehow? I should be PM.
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It does fit the common perception that the "driest part of england" is next to a river in a floodplain where it rains constantly.

Kinda like the "least white trash part of Missouri" is a really classy trailer park.
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It does fit the common perception that the "driest part of england" is next to a river in a floodplain where it rains constantly.

Kinda like the "least white trash part of Missouri" is a really classy trailer park.
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Is it driest? I thought it was the latter, but then it didn't look right. The former didn't look right either.

Do you have any idea how much effort it is to open a new window to check the spelling?

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I mean when I type "dryest" my browser automatically highlights it in red because it's the wrong spelling. Don't really need to open a new tab.

I mean granted, it doesn't really matter at all because it's perfectly clear what "dryest" means.
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