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Old 04-13-07   #1
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My Car... is FUCKED

so I had a scare last night.... my car (92 Olds. Cutlass) was already about to die, but I was hoping that it would continue to run for a few more weeks. Well that idea went down the drain last night... I went to merge onto the interstate on my way to work when a semi pulling two trailers decided that it was a good idea to merge into the same lane from the other side & there was also a semi behind me. I had several options.

1. maintain and get sideswiped off the interstate by a mac truck
2. slow down get hit from behind by a mac truck
3. gun my engine and speed my way through this predicament.

needless to say I chose option #3... and I am here to tell my story. However my car is not... once I sped up and got myself out of the impending doom my car started shaking and shuddering like it was fighting for its life. O FUCK I thought to myself, I pulled over and it died on the side of the interstate in BUMFUCK kentucky... nothing but horses and rednecks for miles. I knew that if I walked to a farm to use their phone, I was likely going to be shot by some drunk farmer. So I stayed with my car hoping for the state police to see me. after about an hour of trying every so often to get my car started, it finally did and I was able to limp along all the way to work.

All day I have been looking at cars to purchase... and I think I've found one, a 2000 Crown Victoria Police Interceptor its got some serious miles on it, but its big enough for me to fit comfortably in and it has a shit-ton of saftey features on it (for the family)





what do you think?
has anyone had experience with this model before?
I am going to go drive it tomorrow and if I like it...hopefully Ill have it by mid-day.
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so I had a scare last night.... my car (92 Olds. Cutlass) was already about to die, but I was hoping that it would continue to run for a few more weeks. Well that idea went down the drain last night... I went to merge onto the interstate on my way to work when a semi pulling two trailers decided that it was a good idea to merge into the same lane from the other side & there was also a semi behind me. I had several options.

1. maintain and get sideswiped off the interstate by a mac truck
2. slow down get hit from behind by a mac truck
3. gun my engine and speed my way through this predicament.

needless to say I chose option #3... and I am here to tell my story. However my car is not... once I sped up and got myself out of the impending doom my car started shaking and shuddering like it was fighting for its life. O FUCK I thought to myself, I pulled over and it died on the side of the interstate in BUMFUCK kentucky... nothing but horses and rednecks for miles. I knew that if I walked to a farm to use their phone, I was likely going to be shot by some drunk farmer. So I stayed with my car hoping for the state police to see me. after about an hour of trying every so often to get my car started, it finally did and I was able to limp along all the way to work.

All day I have been looking at cars to purchase... and I think I've found one, a 2000 Crown Victoria Police Interceptor its got some serious miles on it, but its big enough for me to fit comfortably in and it has a shit-ton of saftey features on it (for the family)





what do you think?
has anyone had experience with this model before?
I am going to go drive it tomorrow and if I like it...hopefully Ill have it by mid-day.
The cool thing about Crown Vics is that every time you drive by someone they will slow down and turn off thier cellphone and act straight.

They are pretty dependable though from what I have seen. The Staties use em for a reason.
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police car= big engine and huge safety procautions. i think it'd be great for the family, plenty of room, well protected, and pop that bitch off od and its probally unstopable. its a killer in nuns gown, get it.
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The cool thing about Crown Vics is that every time you drive by someone they will slow down and turn off thier cellphone and act straight.

They are pretty dependable though from what I have seen. The Staties use em for a reason.

yeah, that is one of the main things that is drawing me to this car... people get the fuck out of the way when they see a crown vic coming.

plus its one of the safest sedans on the market (in my price range), on top of that... im going from a 4cyl. to an 8cyl.... so Im looking forward to the increase of power.
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i went from a 4 to an 8 all wheel drive, gas, bro, consider your drive, and calculatate the increase.
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my car is burning gas like crazy right now, im guesstimating that it will be comperable to what im doing right now.

cost me 30$ to fill up right now, and I have to do that every 3 days.... Im hoping that if I fill up at $50 I will only have to do it once or twice a week.
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yeah, that is one of the main things that is drawing me to this car... people get the fuck out of the way when they see a crown vic coming....
i've heard complaints from firends with crown vic's that people just slow down and keep them blocked in traffic. very frustrating apparently.

don't you work for toyota? i would have thought you could get a great deal with the staff disount.
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Im a private contractor... so no toyota benefits.

and ill get out of my car and beat the shit out of someone if they did that shit. I have a bit of a problem with roadrage, its mainly other peoples problem.
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I bought it.

its a FUCKING sweet ride.
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I bought it.

its a FUCKING sweet ride.
Buy the driver side light hookup that goes outside your window, people will be scared shitless when they see that. Oh and wear something that looks like a cop uniform or something.
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That's not an Interceptor! I've never seen one of those things.
This is an Interceptor...


Hey, that makes 2 of us with ex cop cars, though mine's from 87 and a Rover.

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interceptors. hehe.

i keep seeing this interceptor around my area -



i just have to laugh every time i see it.
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interceptors. hehe.

i keep seeing this interceptor around my area -



i just have to laugh every time i see it.
omigod! it's a giant sneaker! lol
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something tells me that my interceptor would smoke either of those cars.... its like driving a damn missile, omg so much fun.

heres a pic
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ooooo nice. did it come with handcuffs?
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ooooo nice. did it come with handcuffs?

unfortunately not, but im working on that whole situation.

I think im going to put a sub in the trunk (btw, trunk is HUGE)... maybe 10's x2. I dont want to make my kid deaf, but I do like a little bass every now and again.
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bah, I just realized that we were talking about bondage and I said I was going to put a "sub" in my trunk. double entendre. hahahahaha
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bah, I just realized that we were talking about bondage and I said I was going to put a "sub" in my trunk. double entendre. hahahahaha
newflash! i haven't a clue what you are talking about. i'm not hip. i like that it sounds sexy though.

all you need now is a "baby on board" sign swingin' in the back window.
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newflash! i haven't a clue what you are talking about. i'm not hip. i like that it sounds sexy though.

all you need now is a "baby on board" sign swinging' in the back window.
Im not a soccer mom... no baby on board sticker.

I saw a sticker at hot topic (while im a loathe to say that I was actually IN hot topic) that said "I listen to megadeath with my daddy"
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