[Evil Fred III]

America is being taken over by cats. Each day that goes by more and more tigers come over from Siberia to have sex with mountain lions, or whatever reason cats invade the US. The point is that there are a lot of tigers and lions and even polar bears showing up where they shouldn't be, which is pretty scary. When was the last time you had a herd of tigers come over running up on you and get you with there cat powers so you get to be a mind slave for the cat takeover? That's what I thought.

[Evil Fred III]

http://www.worldwildlife.org/stories...an-in-the-wild

[Good Fred III]

I mean we are practically in a kitty crisis here, cats are reproducing more and more some with feathers even I heard and mancats with horns.