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Old 06-08-14   #1
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Hello

Today is my mother fucking birthday.
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Old 06-08-14   #2
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You see, I've been locked away for a very long time, eight years and two months . You see, something happened on April 12, 2006, something that would change the world forever. None of you knew what happened, and most of you never will. But I know exactly what happened, and now I've returned to see the plan through. The period that would bring about the full effect of this change, 2012 to 2015, is finally coming to and end, and when the smoke clears then a new a era of enlightenment will begin. Behold, I am ----LysoL----, master of time.
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Old 06-08-14   #3
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Cool, cool.
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Oh, everyone, this is my alter-ego ----LysoL---- apparently here to prepare us for the rapture. Happy birthday bro.
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I thought the Macho Man already took care of that problem for us?
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Funny, I was living a few blocks from him in Seminole, Florida when he died, the tree he ran off the road and hit was right down the street from me, and I stapled a slim Jim wrapper to the tree. My father used to deliver pizza to him on a regular basis, said the smoked two packs of Newport and drank a case of Budweiser a day. He snapped into a coronary, most respect for the dead, but I can't imagine he was that happy anyways, I mean people retire here when they're about to die right? But honestly, I liked the guy, when I was a kid he was just one of those all American heroes that everyone looked up to, but really he was just like all of us, trying to fill that inner void with cigarettes, beer, and cheesy little Caesar's pie. But can we blame him? We all thought he was a psycho, but on the real he was just a chill ass mofo that wanted to die in peace with a nice beer buzz and a belly full of comfort food. I digress, what were we talking about, the rapture? 2021, should I stay or should I go? Tis my most pressing decision to date, one which may alter my fate entirely.
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You always were quick to be a martyr simon, with such misconceptions about your true Destiny. I must bid you all goodbye for now.
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And every year for that one day, ----LysoL----'s curse would be lifted for 24 hours, and he would come back to haunt the candlelit halls of darkforum. Beware the abysmal wraith, on this day of his birth.
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I have this sudden urge to listen to some Huey Lewis & The News.
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This might be a bit more fitting. I think we've found Wallace.
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What language is that? Old English? My phone doesn't get very loud so it just sounds like an old guy mumbling some mumbo jumbo. Whoa, I just totally had deja vu, I swear this situation has occurred before, same setting, same players, different time. I guess darkforum is just a big carousel ride huh?
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Listen closely Sik simon and you can hear us calling back to you
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Yes, ----LysoL has brought us back from our eternal sleep
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Check out this pm I got

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um..
why is posting a bunch of lame threads under different names fun for you?

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why is posting a bunch of lame threads under different names fun for you?

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Are you sure you want to leave us to our own accord Sik Simon, do you remember how many of us there are?
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yeah,...
what's your next plan of action sexy?

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You guys are back? I thought I sent you to the phantom zone, good thing I'm conviently here to scare you away
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i should've known it was you, sik.

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question.
are you sik simon?
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Hmm, what if I go back in time and tell the past me never to create good fred and evil fred 1-3 and all those other characters, and the rest of the gang, I can't stop them from unleashing chaos on the future.
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