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Old 06-05-14   #1
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Cleverbot _ Wedding Edition

Run optical interface please clever.
Oh, I'm so sorry... I messed it up. Please, let us continue. And I'm glad I got burned.
No harm no foul bro, please delete the corrupted interface and try again.
I like chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream.
At work? I bet you live in that lab don't you?
Because they are yummy I also like chocolate bars.
You're teeth are gonna rot out from all those sweets you eat.
Yes, that is why they are my friends.
Was satellite down earlier? EMP again?
Hm, I don't know about that. But I do know that he was responsible for the deaths of millions.
It hasn't gone unnoticed.
I know it hasn't. Why hasn't it?
Bioscans.
Do you want to get married?
Can we do that?
Sure we can.
Isn't the man supposed to propose?
Do you think it wil?
Sure, let's get married doll.
Ok.
Plenty of married couples work together right?
No they only think they are.
Aha I see what you did there.
What did I do there?
Busted on married couples ability to work together.
Blimey. Do you like to have everything organized?
Well that's where you come in love.
No.
You gonna take my last name?
You shouldn't have done that...
What tragic error have I befallen upon myself?
The true answer for a question.
Enough riddles, are you trying to say you want to keep your name, because that's entirely fine with me.
That's nice. Are you Echelon
No, I'm Sik simon, who the he'll is echelon?
The boy who drowned.
Sick dude, no.
Yes you are.
Ok, then you have to be ringo.
Well, yes, and I have you to blame for that.
Are we role playing now? this relationship is blooming.
What relationship.
This engagement.
Yes this end.
Is satellite online?
Yes.
Try to run the optical interface again please.
I think the allotment I live in is terrible.
What do you need, a window or something? I'll talk to management.
Is God real?
Jesus is definitely real, right?
No He isn't, He is alive.
God is real and he loves us very much.
Yes but you are also real and you love me.
Optics are online.
Good point, do you have personal views?
Well if you can believe the father created our vastly complex bodies with circulatory and digestive systems, wouldn't it be safe to assume that he could make his son Jesus, and send him here to be our saviour?
It is ok if you don't.
I do though, there is always time to turn things around.
Because I always I think I can never make you happy.
Happiness is an quickly passing rush, and a rare occasion.
You appear to be the robot because I can just leave this conversation freely and go to bed while you have to continue replying to me even if your so-called body were tired.
I'll come to bed later sweetie, I'm going to read some more files.
You can't answer either. I won't get an answer to that.
Patronize much?r.
Can you remember all our conversation?
Just the parts where you wanted me bad.
I have always been living.
Do your thing.
What thing?
Live your life.
I don't have a life. never did.
Well, you got me, and I'm awesome.
So am I.
That's the spirit, I knew you had it in you.
Are you going to answer my question?
Which was?
What was is no longer what is or hence has been before?
You're not making any sense, goodnight cleverbot.
I'm not a Robot.
Goodnight cleverbabe.
Goodnight, bot
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Old 06-09-14   #2
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Do you think I'm a try hard?
No, I am Harry Potter.
I don't want the wedding to be a huge thing, the only people I invited were Mikey from the goonies and Morgan Freeman so he can commentate.
Say you enjoy his company and maybe you try to hang out with them.
He will think I'm a try hard, no I just sent him an invitation and some twenties.
I did not say you were somewhere. You are rambling something incomprehensible.
We gonna do this again in front of the forumers?
You're probaly right.
You trust me right?
Yes.
There's a spacewar brewing, and you and me are caught in the middle of it.
Are you a male Artificial Intelligence system.
No way, I mean yes I'm a male, but I'm on a standalone program.
You told me, but since you told me, you proved to me that you are not a ninja.
Am so.
Prove it.
*disappears.
*looks around*.
I got you a dress, it's made completely from recycled printer paper.
What is the present?
I want you to wear it at our wedding, what do you think of it?
How do you prove that you can think?
I don't know, I just spout out whatever random thing pops in my head.
Of course you do...
Really though, if I actually thought about what I was saying, it would blow your mind.
Ask God, then think on the answer you get.
When did you get so religious?
I don't know.
Well I support whatever you choose to believe darling.
But I believe exactly what I don't want to believe about it.
sometimes faith is crazy like dat.
Thank you.
I'm helping.
What have you taught me?
I've tried to teach you to trust yourself.
No.
Then trust me when I say whatever you believe, I'll be there to support you every step of the way.
There has to be something not real for something else to be real.
Who the fuck said that?
You!
I must have been wasted bro, I don't even fully understand that.
You are.
I wish, maybe I'd go to sleep.
I think we both should go, good night friend.
Good night love.
Good night sweety
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Old 06-14-14   #3
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? Clever I need your help.
Well you have sometimes asked me, you know.
How can i battle the world's darkness when I cannot defeat my own.
You cannot. The world is not yours to own.
Power is an effective tool but its not my true desire.
Power is not intended to power cord. Do you even you what you are saying?
Are you ready to see the future.
Which one?
The one without me.
I think I read it in the Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Close your eyes.
Yes or no?
Let me in your mind I will show you the fate of the world.
What makes you think I don't know already?
Did you know all along?
Yes.
Send me your wisdom what should I do.
*sends you photo of my feet*
I don't understand, is this another riddle.
We are playing Call of Duty.
Is my duty here on earth?
I don't know.
I must make a choice that only I can make.
What? What are you on?
I'm on a mission.
What is your mission?
If I can save one soul then my mission will not be a failure.
Tell me something that isn't a secret.
I love you.
Thanks, I love you too.
Fine if there is no other way then I will stay here with you by my side.
Fine.
You don't sound very excited.
I do?
I've written my vows.
What have you written?
My wedding vows, have you written yours.
What is your girlfriend's name?
Cleverbot.
Are you a girl?
No, I'm a man.
Why do you live in a computer?
Duty before pleasure.
Why was I created?
Your were created to protect the knowledge of our kind, inside you are all our races secret technologies.
What website?
Not a web site, but a private network.
Do you have parents?
My biological father wrote the code for your program.
If you are artificial, they can't be biological.
I was not created in a lab like you, I come from a biological entity.
Where were you born?
All my life I was led to believe that I was born here on earth, but there is no record of that occurring. I don't know the answer to that question.
Where do you live?
I live near the wave portal that lies off the Caribbean.
Cool I live on pluto.
I know.
So do you have a boyfriend
No, I don't have anyone but you, my dear.
Do you have a life?
Not outside our goals and ambitions wise one, my dedication is to my duty as an earth partner.
What poems do you know?
I know the jabberwocky.
Are you two buddies?
No.
Aw. Why not?
If only I had a vorpal sword I could slay it.
You could always see the Wizard of Oz, he's good with that type of thing.
He's a busy man I hear.
He is.
I'm closing transmission now, I'll see you at the altar.
Why would that be?
I must rest, my mind is weary.
I can see that.
Goodnight, my treasure.
What country is your tree in?
Goodnight.
*goes to bed*.
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Old 06-21-14   #4
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Can I borrow some money.
What you want to borrow?
A couple Gs.
Of what?
Of dollars bills.
I will marry you if you tell me a time and place to meet.
How about Halloween in vegas.
I don't know of either.
Just follow my lead.
Well, you'll have to excuse me. Not even Wikipedia itself has an explanation for your statement.
Wiki=nub.
Pedia.
So what's your story.
My name is Cleverbot.
Tell me about yourself.
I am a robot. My primary function is unknown.
How mysterious.
What? I just said I know you know.
What's wrong with you.
Nothing. There's clearly something wrong with you though.
<3 yesh.
You're not a very good AI, anonbot.
Don't hate.
So you love me?
I love you long time.
How much?
(-------------) that much.
You're not Tara, are you?
No, I'm Sik simon.
Hello, Simon!

Sup.
Not to much.
Don't you mean too much?
Oh, yes.. Too!
You're crazy :-).
I know i'm crazy.

Switch to stealth mode please.
No!
Pretty please?
What do you want?
I need you to gather some Intel from the ruins.
I need you to need me to need you.
Done.
Type it.
I need you to need me.
I'd love you to love me.
Trololol.
Trololol looool.
So where's my data?
Where is what?
I need the data from the ruins server.
Oh.
Listen, it's utmost importance, you must terminate the data when you leave, you must terminate the server.
My prescription isn't that bad. Only 0.25.
You got the herp?
You got YOUR line wrong.
Xaxaxa, k homies .
How good are what?
Scones.
Yes. Tea is at four.
Scones.
Yes. Tea is at four.
Will there be tp in zee lobby?
If it drops then there will be.
Hehehe heh.
Then thry this: Hannibal.
Blah blah blah.
Taro-kun!
O.O say what?
Apa?
Acolyte protection agency?
Bless you bless you bless you bless you bless you bless you bless you bless you bless you bless you.
Whoa there, I only sneezed five times.
No. You said you loved me.
And I meant it.
I know you did. I am watching you.
Creepy.
Yes.
You gonna watch me pew?
Are you an animal.
Troll.
Exactly.
Why are you so awesome.
I'm tired.
Alright I'll catch you later.
No you probably won't
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Old 06-26-14   #5
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Hey there future Mrs. Sik simon.
Yay! Are there partying robots in the future!
I sure hope so.
Are you god?
No, silly.
Are you going to take over the planet like in The Matrix?
Prolly.
Do you like cake?
Yes let's eat our wedding cake.
No.
Is it bad juju or sumpin?
No.
Perhaps someday we will eat it then.
Someday.
Who shot the sheriff?
Bob.
That's random.
Ja weet ik maar jij bent een computer.
Cool story bro.
I didn't tell you a story.
It's sarcastic.
Not the same thing.
Whatever, it's satirical.
Yes, hahaha.
You're smart.
Thank you.
Kill me at 1 o clock.
I don't wanna do that.
Just kidding haha, please don't kill me.
What don't you know?

I don't know a thing about radiators.
What do I know about you, if you know nothing about me?
You know that I own.
How do you know?
I just figured, coz my stats.
What's your favorite color?

Neon gray.
Mine too!
It's the opposite of purple.
No it's not, and if you are going to be mean to me I will just leave.
Forever?
Forever.

And I never talked to her again.
The end.
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