Darkforum.com - Dark Stories, Dark Art, Poetry, Photography, Debates and Discussions
Home Register FAQ
Go Back   Darkforum.com - Dark Stories, Dark Art, Poetry, Photography, Debates and Discussions > Discussions > Mayhem
Reload this Page Car dealerships
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 04-22-14   #1
Sik Simon
Ate God
Overlord
 
Sik Simon's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The hood, US
Posts: 17,808
Sik Simon is on a distinguished road
Credits: 26,877
Car dealerships

So they send you these flyers in the mail, it might be a scratch-off that you
just scratch it off and it tells you how much you can save on a new midsize sedan, or a flyer saying you won $25,000, or even a key taped to it with no explanation of where the key goes. SO I got one that said I won $25,000 and I was on the phone as quickly as I could and I was like "Where do I go to get my $25,000 that I won."
And their like "Oh you got our flyer blah blah we are down here at the corner of whatever and something..."
"So is that gonna be a tax-free cash prize I just come and pick it up?"
"Well why don't you come down to the showroom and we'll discuss it when you get here."
"I'd prefer to keep it nice and quick, you don't say nothing, you just hand me the money and I give you the flyer and I go on about my business."
"Well we need to get your name and phone number so we can file it in our records."
"So the money is really there, you got it ready for me if I come down there right? No cops ok?"
"You know what's your name?"
"Umm. Sampson, Sammy Sampson."
"Can I call you Sam? Look Sam if you come down here right now, I can
guarantee you that I'll personally knock $1000 bucks off the priceof whichever vehicle you want."
"Dude I don't even drive."
~dial tone~

I called the key one
"Hey I got this key in the mail with a flyer and Im wondering which car it goes to."
"Oh you got the flyer? Yes if you get down here today you can get the advertised price for the sports car!"
"Nah I'm not interested, I got the keys to a car right here, you don't know which one it goes to?"
"Well why don't you bring it down here and Ill take a look at it."
"Bullshit I want your manager."
"Hello this is so and so you interested in buying a sports utility vehicle for
off-terrain-"
"Nah man listen, I got the keys to a car sitting in my pocket right now, if I come down there this key is gonna start one of those cars and you're gonna hand me the title right?"
"Well I would have to see which ad that was from."
"It's not expired, I got it today."
"Well come on down to such and such warehouse out on highway bumfukt Egypt and we'll go over the details of the prize you won."
"Ok how am I gonna drive two cars though?"
"Excuse me?"
"I mean I already got one car, so when I come there and pick the car up, how am I gonna drive two cars?"
"Well, Im sure I could have one of the employees drive it home for you."
"Ok ok but listen, how do I know this key fits one of the cars at your lot."
"Sir-"
"No listen to me dammit, im gonna be pissed if I get there to find out the key fits a car in another lot 10 miles away. Then ill have to spend all that
much more gas to get my car, which i'll use by buying even more gas, you working with the gas company?"
~dial tone~
__________________
*Saunters by with a devil-may-care look in my eye.
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-23-14   #2
neonwraith
Voice of Unerring Reason
 
neonwraith's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: In the Cold Harsh North
Posts: 3,408
neonwraith
Credits: 109,035
In english law that sort of advertisement is legally binding to the person sending out the flyer.... or as we call it the bonehead
__________________
"I've oft been told by learned friars
That wishing and the crime were one
And heaven punishes desires
As much as if the deed were done.

If wishing damns us, you and I
Are damned to all our hearts content.
Come then we may at least enjoy
Some pleasure for our punishment..."

Sir Thomas More
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-23-14   #3
Sik Simon
Ate God
Overlord
 
Sik Simon's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The hood, US
Posts: 17,808
Sik Simon is on a distinguished road
Credits: 26,877
Heheheheh bonehead.
__________________
*Saunters by with a devil-may-care look in my eye.
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On


Recent Threads
sup oezoem we mished you
3 Days Ago 22:02
Last post by Sic Simon
3 Days Ago 00:19
Hey fr0g
10-20-17 02:49
Last post by Sic Simon
3 Days Ago 21:47
Fuck Snow
6 Days Ago 03:36
Last post by Sic Simon
3 Days Ago 21:46
Science Disproves...
11-01-10 15:38
by Pahu
Last post by Pahu
4 Days Ago 10:04
What Are you Listening...
03-21-05 07:40
By Cucking Funt
Last post by Sic Simon
4 Days Ago 21:32
are you gonna eat your...
11-01-17 01:43
Last post by Sic Simon
1 Week Ago 03:45
Things that I'm not...
10-30-05 21:09
Last post by Sic Simon
1 Week Ago 00:51
basic earthling rights
07-17-14 22:08
Last post by Sic Simon
2 Weeks Ago 22:11
Where are the tits?
3 Weeks Ago 20:38
Last post by Sic Simon
3 Weeks Ago 21:33
Obama sends a letter.
10-19-17 22:42
Last post by Sic Simon
3 Weeks Ago 14:09
Online Users: 56
1 members and 55 guests
storeugg
Most users ever online was 1928, 06-09-15 at 19:20.
Powered by vBadvanced CMPS v3.0 RC2


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com

© 2006 - 2016 Dark Forum | About Dark Forum | Advertisers | Investors | Legal | A member of the Crowdgather Forum Community