Darkforum.com - Dark Stories, Dark Art, Poetry, Photography, Debates and Discussions
Home Register FAQ
Go Back   Darkforum.com - Dark Stories, Dark Art, Poetry, Photography, Debates and Discussions > Discussions > Entertainment
Reload this Page Real life dungeons and dragons
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 11-19-13   #1
Sik Simon
Ate God
Overlord
 
Sik Simon's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The hood, US
Posts: 17,808
Sik Simon is on a distinguished road
Credits: 26,877
Real life dungeons and dragons

Mark of arc, son of Ares wargod

Half-Dragon

Strength 20
Endurance . 21
Intellect 30
Wisdom. 17
Constitution. 19
Charisma. 12

Sir.Mark is a white male humanoid with a proficiency for the crossbow.
Class: Wizard/Thief

Ñ

K. So, first player to fill out a character sheet gets a canoe for the zombie apocalypse.
__________________
*Saunters by with a devil-may-care look in my eye.
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-20-13   #2
SilentShade
The King Douche
Admin
 
SilentShade's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Whispers
Posts: 22,148
SilentShade will become famous soon enoughSilentShade will become famous soon enough
Credits: 804,473
I want my fucking canoe.....

Peter Steele

Strength 26
Endurance 24
Intellect 10
Wisdom 14
Constitution 30
Charisma 16

Peter is an ex-porn star turned fierce Warrior with a proficiency in wielding duel longswords.

Class Fighter

Canoe please......
__________________

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
S.O.D.
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-20-13   #3
Sik Simon
Ate God
Overlord
 
Sik Simon's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The hood, US
Posts: 17,808
Sik Simon is on a distinguished road
Credits: 26,877
Ok, the powers that be should deliver it in no time
__________________
*Saunters by with a devil-may-care look in my eye.
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-21-13   #4
Sik Simon
Ate God
Overlord
 
Sik Simon's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The hood, US
Posts: 17,808
Sik Simon is on a distinguished road
Credits: 26,877
Ok, I'm getting into character

"Hold peasant! Tis I, the archmagi, I have been watching you. If you can solve my riddle I will accompany you into the temple of fire. What has many teeth, much hair, no eyes, no mouth, and no nose?"
Attached Images
File Type: jpg IMG_20131121_122531.jpg (416.7 KB, 1 views)
__________________
*Saunters by with a devil-may-care look in my eye.
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-21-13   #5
Sik Simon
Ate God
Overlord
 
Sik Simon's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The hood, US
Posts: 17,808
Sik Simon is on a distinguished road
Credits: 26,877
Just because I'm tall, large build, Jeri curls, Brown eyes, big nose, carry a magic staff, keep vast amounts of money in a pouch around my neck, enjoy bagels, and my ancestors built the pyramids does make me Jewish, I just wanted to clarify that.
__________________
*Saunters by with a devil-may-care look in my eye.
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-21-13   #6
Sik Simon
Ate God
Overlord
 
Sik Simon's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The hood, US
Posts: 17,808
Sik Simon is on a distinguished road
Credits: 26,877
*plays a violin, while Eating a bagel, warily eyeing my diamonds, I wait for the answer
__________________
*Saunters by with a devil-may-care look in my eye.
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-21-13   #7
Sik Simon
Ate God
Overlord
 
Sik Simon's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The hood, US
Posts: 17,808
Sik Simon is on a distinguished road
Credits: 26,877
I just wanted to prove that Jesus was white, disprove evolution, prove that black people are aliens, and save humanity just in time for dinner. THANKSGIVING DINNER. look at my skin, whiter than pale snow on a Jewish baby's ass. Now if all that time in the Sun would make humans skin adapt by developing melanin and darkening, wouldn't my Sun baked Jewish hide be darker? That also disproves adaptation. YOUR SCIENCE IS SHIT. Aliens from outer space known as Ananaki came down from space back in BC time and mated WITH
a white woman, and out popped a black person. They bigger, faster, and have radiation blocking skin suggesting they come from a planet with a hotter star in its solar system.f*** you science, the theory of relativity is bunk, and I am here for your mortal souls
__________________
*Saunters by with a devil-may-care look in my eye.
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-21-13   #8
Sik Simon
Ate God
Overlord
 
Sik Simon's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The hood, US
Posts: 17,808
Sik Simon is on a distinguished road
Credits: 26,877
Ok sorry, science you're good, I actually needed you to prove my mystical beginnings back when we had DINOSAURS but y'all motha fuckas wasn't created yet. So I was BORED AS FUCK. So I knelt before my creator and prayed for a time warp to the future, and I told him dinosaurs are boring, make some beings in our image, and so the dinosaurs wouldn't eat my new toys I shot a kamehame ha wave at them and almost destroyed Jupiter. Oops,my bad.
__________________
*Saunters by with a devil-may-care look in my eye.
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-21-13   #9
Sik Simon
Ate God
Overlord
 
Sik Simon's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The hood, US
Posts: 17,808
Sik Simon is on a distinguished road
Credits: 26,877
Now I'm on probation, you could say
__________________
*Saunters by with a devil-may-care look in my eye.
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Old 11-21-13   #10
Sik Simon
Ate God
Overlord
 
Sik Simon's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2007
Location: The hood, US
Posts: 17,808
Sik Simon is on a distinguished road
Credits: 26,877
Okay, I will admit... I am a little bit Jewish, but just a little.




















I'll have a poppy seed with jam please
Attached Images
File Type: jpg IMG_20131121_162638.jpg (481.0 KB, 1 views)
__________________
*Saunters by with a devil-may-care look in my eye.
is Offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
New Dungeons and Dragons Movie Wicked Lady Entertainment 49 11-02-05 12:52
dungeons and dragons (the original game) Fellik Entertainment 48 04-13-05 07:05

Recent Threads
sup oezoem we mished you
1 Day Ago 22:02
Last post by Sic Simon
1 Day Ago 00:19
Hey fr0g
10-20-17 02:49
Last post by Sic Simon
1 Day Ago 21:47
Fuck Snow
4 Days Ago 03:36
Last post by Sic Simon
1 Day Ago 21:46
Science Disproves...
11-01-10 15:38
by Pahu
Last post by Pahu
1 Day Ago 10:04
What Are you Listening...
03-21-05 07:40
By Cucking Funt
Last post by Sic Simon
2 Days Ago 21:32
are you gonna eat your...
11-01-17 01:43
Last post by Sic Simon
1 Week Ago 03:45
Things that I'm not...
10-30-05 21:09
Last post by Sic Simon
1 Week Ago 00:51
basic earthling rights
07-17-14 22:08
Last post by Sic Simon
1 Week Ago 22:11
Where are the tits?
3 Weeks Ago 20:38
Last post by Sic Simon
3 Weeks Ago 21:33
Obama sends a letter.
10-19-17 22:42
Last post by Sic Simon
3 Weeks Ago 14:09
Online Users: 70
0 members and 70 guests
No Members online
Most users ever online was 1928, 06-09-15 at 19:20.
Powered by vBadvanced CMPS v3.0 RC2


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com

© 2006 - 2016 Dark Forum | About Dark Forum | Advertisers | Investors | Legal | A member of the Crowdgather Forum Community