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Old 05-20-13   #1
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Too many lawyers

Man, I don't even know what half these bitches names are or what state they live in, but they just keep popping up saying hey you can pay me now, ill take a money order pl0x. I got a civil attorney, an estate attorney, a disability attorney, a family attorney, WHAT THE FUCK I've never even heard of half this shit. You know how much it costs to put food on their children's plate? Way too much. WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH. I just want one guy that does everything, fire the women, women are useless, give me a GENERAL ATTORNEY to handle all of my affairs and sign everything for me, stop sending me shit to sign.
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I think I could be that sort of Lawyer....technically.

If you were to solve all of your problems with judicious over-usage of violence then a criminal lawyer is all you really need.

It's a far from an ideal solution, but I like lateral solutions to straight forward problems.

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