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Old 05-09-13   #1
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Was trolling other forums and...

Found the below gem of hilarity. I think I may make it my new bff. http://www.alonelylife.com/index.php

A Warning to all Members of this Board.

This board is dedicated to everyone that feels lonely, and to those whom choose to live a life alone.

Some people may get very down and depressed because of their loneliness or other personal issues they may have.

You may find a lot of understanding and like minded people here. However, if you post things such as violent or suicidal intentions, it is likely that some of the members here, or even the moderators, may take it upon themselves to report your post to the necessary authorities, if they believe it is likely that you may cause harm to yourself or others. This may not happen, but if you do choose to post very depressing and dark things then this is a risk that you take.

Do not take this board as fantasy. The people here are real and can genuinely get upset with what you post.

If you encourage something like suicide, then this will not only result in your account being banned, but may again also result in you being reported to the necessary authorities.

I hope you can still express what you feel, and even discuss things as sensitive as feeling suicidal. But please keep in mind that this is a public board, and you may get reported for such things as stated previously.

Be respectful, and remember that you only get out of anything as much as you put in.
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Old 05-09-13   #2
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Also, I find it hilarious that there's a sub-forum with the description "Find new friends, pen-pals or even a partner!" when the forum is called "a lonely life".

BEST. GOOGLE. EVER.
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Old 05-09-13   #3
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Oh gawd that sounds like fun, even better than trolling christian chat rooms.
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I think it would be the funniest thing ever if like, someone really convinced them that they were like authentically gonna kill themselves and have everyone pitying you and I dunno, I would do it but it would get way out of hand, I would make up a crazy ass story about how I live in the mountains with a coyote or something.
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Old 05-10-13   #5
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Arghhh So much tautology....my brain cannot take the tautology...

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Who are you on there WL, then I can troll you trolling them and we can cause a postmodern space-time rift in the 4th wall

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Old 05-11-13   #7
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I haven't signed up yet. I found it completely by accident and was going to invade and come up with some intricate plan to fuck with them all, but then I got to thinking. I'm kinda lonely. My outlet has always been sex, in that when I'm lonely I fuck someone. I don't think this is healthy. What do you think, neon?

















































And that's more or less going to be my opener. it's funny cuz it's kinda true.
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Now I just need a name. Suggestions welcome.
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Seriously, it's 2013, you're how old and you're going to spend time out of your life tormenting people whose defining trait to you is their admitted inability to deal with society.
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Yes.

It's 2013, you're how old, and you're going to spend your time stating the motherfucking obvious to someone who has an internet persona you've known for 13 years.

Doesn't it get tiring being "that guy" all the time?
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You know that it doesn't.
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DM is trying to seriously troll us trolling each other ironically trolling them maliciously.

He is breaking the 5th wall in a post postmodern style.

It's an interesting thought about sex/lonelyness/self esteem. However if you've got the power to actually talk to people I think you're 1000 times more socially adjusted then this lot.

I got to thinking about the whole poem by Wordsworth so names like

Wandered Lonely, Fuck Daffodils, Golden Host. stuff like that.

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You know that it doesn't.
Oh, it just gets old for me having to read it then.
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DM is trying to seriously troll us trolling each other ironically trolling them maliciously.

He is breaking the 5th wall in a post postmodern style.

It's an interesting thought about sex/lonelyness/self esteem. However if you've got the power to actually talk to people I think you're 1000 times more socially adjusted then this lot.

I got to thinking about the whole poem by Wordsworth so names like

Wandered Lonely, Fuck Daffodils, Golden Host. stuff like that.

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Not really. He more or less does it because he thinks he's smarter than the rest of us. It's probably true.
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I'm pretty sure there's a straw man happening here.
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Well, you should find a hobby that's difficult to perform when you're drunk. Like one day I realized that all my hobbies, (writing, fishing, listening to music) were all things that were not only super easy to do while inebriated, they helped create a synergy of relaxation that helped to ease my racing mind. Like for instance fishing, why I could be completely demolished and it wouldn't affect my ability to fish whatsoever. The best thing is exercise of course, if you are exercising right then you need to stay as hydrated as possible, so alcohol and fitness dont mix.
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I'm pretty sure there's a straw man happening here.
Ad hominem tu cock.
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Oh, it just gets old for me having to read it then.
Twelve years and never once have you taken me to Paris.
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Twelve years and never once have you taken me to Paris.
Come visit England. I'll take you to luton. Same thing.
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