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Old 05-03-13   #1
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drunk as ballz

I had a good day in town. And I am drunk as fuck.

I thought about Manifesto today too.

But I am ultimately smashed and will spend tomorrow watching sons of anarchy season two in my room and crying because I have no ability to make anything work. I have not had sex in so long that I have turned into a big old mess.

Also my mate Lauren and I bought a pigs head and caeried aroind all day.

Druuuuunnnnnnnkkkkkk!

Ranting about shit. Mandheads.
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Finally got you to remove the pigs'ed from my 'ouse!
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You know pigs are not picky eaters, we use to throw them all kind of shit, potatoes with aluminum foil, hallucinogenic mushrooms, I wonder what would happen if you threw the pigs head in there. I mean, cuz they're smart so you know they would realize "Oh snap, that's dave." But would they eat it anyways, you know, cuz they're pigs and stuff. It's an interesting theory.
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Yea, I have a really bad drinking habit. It's really pathetic, I have been limiting myself to just smoking weed and not drinking for a week and I started pulling my hair out again. I think i'm gonna shave it all off.
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Hey this may sound crazy, I have a pigs head, So call me maybe.
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I just met you and this is crazy but heres my pigs head so call me maybe?

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