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Old 04-21-13   #1
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I spent today

Today my friend owl and i drank vodka and went to the canal, slung mud at eachother and walked back with a bucket of mud, made sculptures outside my mates house and laughed about it.

I had fun, it was a nice day.
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Old 04-21-13   #2
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Hmm, I was gonna mention what my Grandpa used to call me when I'd come home covered in mud, but it's extremely racist and highly offensive. So i'll just let you use your imagination.
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Old 04-22-13   #4
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beats my day today of solid data entry.....

Although I did get to go hand to hand with shield and sword on Saturday

That was cool.

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That is sword to shield Neon, hand to sword would be a messy proposition!!! Maybe a Shaolin Monk could do it
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I'm a little more bad-ass these days, coupled with a world more stupid. Talhoffer has shedloads about unarmed combat vs medieval weapons. I got to do a demonstration. There were a lot of gasps and remarks from the audience about me in peasents garb beating the snot out of a knight, just by moving faster.

Tonight I am teaching knife and cosh. This could get messy.

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Good day! Today started my most riveting morning fucking my friend with benefits, Then booted him out/ He needed to leave, Thus Vegan Chilli was born and I rejoined spending the eve with Lenina merging our bodys with said vegan chilli, I still has mud in my toe nails.. its worrying that it may have poo in it.. and that there was infact a dirty needle within the pile, which at some point thrown into the cannel! I have been advised to join you guys in this here forum... HELLO! HELLO! *Gobbled noises made with back of throat*

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Old 04-23-13   #8
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Welcome to df owl! Please stay and annoy the fuck out of everyone. Including that Dy-fag-in a lampshade. Hes a big gay.

See this bitches!?! I got us a new member who will post! All up in this bitch!

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You hope it was mud you mean.
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Welcome to df owl! Please stay and annoy the fuck out of everyone. Including that Dy-fag-in a lampshade. Hes a big gay.

See this bitches!?! I got us a new member who will post! All up in this bitch!

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two girls, and one really big cup. O.O
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This disturbs me SImon.... Stop typing words. haha!
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You cheating on me, Bitch?
NEVER!!!

You know I only have scissors for you!
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I geuss I still got it then, XD.
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Oh gawd, keep it in your pants Lenina :p
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I finally live near a lass who is not a computer retard like me. Epic winning!
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Thats preposterous!
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I found the vegetarian thread.. A few brief words turned into an essay dam being passonate!
That be my contribution to these here forums today
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