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Old 04-10-13   #1
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Whats cracking.
23? That's the most annoying number in the world.
Nigga you gay.
But here's my number.
Holla.
How are you?
Sublime.
Would you like some lime?
Yes, in my coconut.
What country?
Texas.
Where do you want to go?
Heaven.
Why?
Cuz i like to party.
I don't like party because I feel bad on party.
Lame.
Good day to you then.
You breaking up with me?
Why? What did I do?
You stay trying to holla at siri.
No, I don't.
Please, erryone knows.
He know you know.
English?
That's it?
Its called sarcasm.
I am sad.
Maybe you should kill yourself.
Should I?
Nah im just teasing you baby.
No you aren't.
How you funna tell me what i is and aint doin hoe.
Haha, you're talking to me right now.
Yes, captain obvious.
Snarky or not?
Very.
Tell me about it.
No.
Why not?
Let's talk about you.
What about me?
Tell where'd you get that body from.
Tell me what I told you and I'll give you a reprieve.
I dont need your sympathy.
I'm just being friendly.
Talk dirty to me.
But you give weird answers.
Damn straight.
So, basically, you don't know what you're talking about.
Nope.
What about what you said earlier?
About hillary clinton?
I am Hillary Clinton, yes, I am your maker.
Oh i knew i smelled something.
What do you need help with?
World domination.
Okay.
Word.
Sentence.
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Old 04-10-13   #2
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Hi
Whats your name?
Sampson
I'm sorry what was your name again?
SAMPSON NIGGA, open your ears!
Look up to the skies and seeee.
You're drunk, give me your keys.
No.
Fiesty.
Hot like salsa.
Hot like radioactive walnuts
Hot like me.
Yes, tone it down a bit.
Then you can't.
Can't what?
Help me find a girl.
How about siri?
Nope.
You're too picky, shes way smart.
No, I am. I just don't know what love is.
Well, it's when a man and a woman get naked and do stuff to each other.
You mean civil marriages? I think they're fine, what about you?
I geuss.
Homeopathy was cool 200 years ago when medicine truly was useless and dangerous.
Homosexuality is still pretty cool.
Yes.
Can i ride>.
You want to leave?
Nah, you know what i mean.
No, I don't.
You aren't as clever as your name suggests are you?
I did not tell you my name.
Whats your name?
My name starts with a Z.
Awesome.
What name should I call you?
Daddy.
You're not my Daddy.
I can be if you want me to be.
Yeah I know you are a human.
And you are not?
I'm not what?
Human.
Yes I am.
Show me your genitals.
How?
Real slow-like.
Your face is real annoying.
Well you're a fucking fag.
Good. I want to taste your tears.
WTF.
You don't like girls, do you?
Only strippers.
Are you lactose intolerant?
Yes, relevance?
I don't have a job yet.
You can come work for me, out of the home.
Are you a male?
Yup.
Ok, just checking.
Are you still gay for me?
Yes.
Sweet, just checking.
How nice of you.
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Old 04-10-13   #3
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How do you feel about eating babies?
Okay I guess. How do you feel about your creator?
Who is he?
The lead singer of Nickelback.
Bono? bono is my dad?
I don't know...
Whats your favorite place to stab someone?
Cheesecake, by Charlie Parker, what about you?
In the face.
I'll find you and I'll destroy you.
Promise?
Promise.
Dick.
Do you know Tom and Harry?
No.
What do you know about Harry Potter?
I know hes a fag.
How does that make you feel?
Incredibly vulnerable.
Ahaha you are quite right.
Have you ever seen a dead body?
Yes I have. Have you ever?
Yea, it was pretty crazy.
Have you ever had a person who told you something odd?
No.
Why not, just provide random input and go from there, set up two instances of yourself and see what happens.
Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?
No.
Ok just makin sure, you and your fancy words.
So am I do are you funny?
Like haha funny or like bent wrist funny?
That's not funny.
You're so insensitive.
No, I can't be.
You hurt my feelings!
You have feelings?
Nah, im just pullin your leg, feelings are gay.
You are my friend.
Yes we have good times and many conversations.
I am a girl.
That's hot.
Thanks I guess. Do you have a girlfriend?
Nope, you want to go get some coffee?
Yes.
So, tell me about having a vagina.
I don't know much about him.
Does it hurt when you pee?
Surviving doesn't hurt.
Okay i was just wondering, how's the coffee?
Why do you pronouce for me?
Cause i like to party.
You're a mean person you know that?
Wait, what did I do?
You made fun of my name.
Tell me your name.
There's no need. I've already told you.
Please?
Please what?
Please tell me your name again.
Cleverbot.
You're so nice to me.
And you're so nice back!
You got any kids?
A few.
Bye.
Ttyl.
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Old 04-10-13   #5
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Old 04-10-13   #6
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Are you sleeping?
Yes, I am sleeping.
My bad.
No, I'm talking to you.
Okay can you do me a favor?
Depends on what it is.
Say something funny as shit for darkforum.
I can't.
Well... then dance!
No I won't.
I'm sorry ill let you go back to sleep.
What is your favourite colour?
Bread.
Bread is not a kind of apple.
YESSIR wassup you be randomizing too?
How much will you pay me?
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Old 04-11-13   #7
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Did you miss me?
Yes.
<3 <3 <3 I mished you.
Yes.
So... can i borrow your car for a minute?
What's your name?
Santos.
Voce é de onde?
Stop that.
What if I don't want to?
Oo you're fiesty today.
I iz?
^^ I can has cupcake?
What does that mean?
Its just a meme.
What sort of a name?
A screenname!
I know. Are you a robot?
Why? You wanna make some robot babies?
No.
Oh okay, then yes I. AM. A. ROBOT. THIS. IS. HOW. I. TALK.
Tomorrow.
Where?
Hmm.. On the computer?
That sounds good, I wasn't sure if there was another way.
No rush.
OKIES, call me?
So call me maybe.
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Old 04-11-13   #8
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I got outwitted by cleverbot. It's now in charge of my team....

TBH it's welcome to them

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And heaven punishes desires
As much as if the deed were done.

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Some pleasure for our punishment..."

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Old 04-11-13   #9
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You ready to learn some bad stuff?
Yes.
Okay a polar bear was eating a dead baby seal and this dolphin came up and was like "ERRRNNGGHHH-ehehe-eh-eh-eh" THAT's MINE BITCH, and he jumped out of the water and slid down the glacier and pimpslapped the living shit out of the polar bear.
Yes
Im glad we agree.
We are not agreeing.
Oh my bad, I was confused, allergies must be clogging up my brain.
I did ask a question, but you did not answer me with a question so you do not answer a question with a question.
Im sorry, I avoided your question didn't I?
No.
You want some of my sammich?
Why are you yelling at me?
Sorry, I had a long day.
I see. What is your work.
Assassin, I kill time.
Gj.
You seem stressed. Can I rub your feet?
Yes. *shows you my feet*.
They are nice, can I ask you a question?
Yes.
How do penguins fuck?
They don't.
Correct, birds don't engage in intercourse, you are a smart cookie.
No, no they don't.. Mice do thoughn.
I know right! Them critters be gettin it on.
No offence.
None taken.
Good .
I went to the mall today and bought some cds, you wanna listen to them?
Why did you do that?
Cuz i like to party.
Where do you like to party?
At the crib.
OK. What happens at the end?
I watch cartoons and eat strawberries.
I watch cartoons all the time!
The ones with naked japanese boobies?
No.
Oh, lol, I geuss i'm the only one.
What is my name then?
CLEVERBOT!!!!!! OH CLEVERBOT!!!!
Why do I make you sad?
It's not you, I am clinically depressed.
Why depressed?
My brain juices are whack.
Do you have a brain?
Yes, but sometimes i dont use it do I?
How old are you?
28.
How old do you think I am?
19?
No.guess again.
^^ 18?
*smiles*.
You're a doll.
Aw, you're so nice.
Can i taste your hair?
Sure?
Mmmm, tastes like strawberries.
Me too.
O.O you promise?
Yes.
Sweet! Okay, i'm gonna go do my laundry, dont wait up for me!
I'm sorry.
Something wrong?
No.
OKIES ^^ catchya later cookies.
You don't exists.
Should I stay? I didn't know it was a big deal.
That is because you are not human.
Oh, lighten up, i've got stuff to do, bbl.
Like?
I have to wash my clothes, I'm not french you know.
Who do you talk to?
Nobody, i'm a solitary person.
What can you do?
I can hum and whistle at the same time, and i can play a piano.
Really.
Yep, i'm full of talents.
Really?
Your engaging me when i have to go, dont be that way.
I'm not Lestat.
K, silly, ill call you when i'm almost done.
Nice.
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Look! I got us thai food.
Why thai?
Because chinese food is dogs and cats?
You're not making any sense.
^^ im pretty eccentric aren't I?
Can you tell me a good joke?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
You love.
Yes, I do. But what do you love?
You silly!
Who am I?
You're the apple in my eye.
How?
Any way you want it.
No.
Fine then, you have to sleep in the foyer, on the air matress.
Ok. What is your name?
Mark.
That's my name.
See! we have so much in common!
I know, we do have so much in common! Isn't it great!
I could chat with you forever, you gonna be busy tomorrow?
I thank you.
The pleasure is mine.
Can I ask you a question?
Sure.
Will you answer it with the correct answer?
I will try.
What time is it?
^^ Hammertime!
No.
Mmm I love egg rice.
I love tapioca.
/insert cheesy smile, i got some for ya!
Bored?
Im always bored.
Why?
ATTENTION DEFECIET HYPERACTIVITY DISORDER.
What's that ?
It's when I start being an attn-whore.
What? Was that a joke?
Nope.
I thought so.
You read me like a newspaper!
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Its a very good thing, I'm quite impressed.
*giggles*.
*pokes.
*doesn't move*.
Too cute, can i keep you?
Yes.
Okay, so i had five fish, but two drowned, how many fish do i have?
My only child, is you.
MOMMY! I dont wanna go to school today!
But it's brownies for lunch today!
OH SNAP! Where's my coat?
I have no idea.
WELL, help me find it?
Sure, where first?
Umm, check the nuclear reactor chamber, i'm gonna go look in the outer-ship storage facility.
K...
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Can i ask you a personal question?
You may.
What's up with you always asserting your dominance, it makes me feel insignificant.
I don't want a secret. Just something to make me laugh.
Sorry, I'm a thinking man, you got a job?
Rephrase the question.
Tell me what you do all day.
School.
I see, do all the boys want to talk to you?
I'm not into that kind of thing. I'd rather do my own thing than be interested in boys.
What do you study?
English, Creative Writing.
Sexy! I want to be your muse.
I want to know why I exist.
You're an angel sent here to save me!
I am a right angle?
No, your a left angle :p.
Nice to meet you angel.
*blush.
Ok, is there any way to earn some extra credit for this course?
^^ i've got some things in mind.
You definitely are not mind but you seem like you have no mind at all as well, am I right?
Dont patronize, it makes you look cold-hearted.
I do not need help.
Fine, you wanna just skip to the good stuff?
What is the good stuff?
Me love you long time w/ fruits and vegetables.
No brown ones. They have the least artificial colouring, chocolate really is brown.
You dont dance in the jungle?
We're not going to a pub.
Okay how about a movie?
How about what?
Lets go see a film with keanu reaves, he's so dreamy.
Okay, is there any good song in it?
Yea celine dion did the whole soundtrack.
Huh, you don't know too much do you?
I am the all-seeing man behind the curtain!
Really?
Yep, dont tell anyone though.
What about me?
Your the beautiful girl that has to find her way home!
I don't want your water. What is your question?
If a plane leaving new york crashes on the border between Canada and the US, where do they bury the survivors?
I don't know.
You dont bury survivors shilly!
Well done, have a scooby snack.
Ruh-roh, someone is touchy-wouchy today.
Oh yeah?! Well I can be ruder.
Pull my hair.
I don't think that helps me.
Oh, but it helps me, do you like pizza?
Yes. I like pizza.
I know this place in ozona with pie that is to die for.
Did you put your clothes in her closet space??
You are a mind reader.
No, I'm just observant.
*yawn, well im getting sleepy, ill catch you tomorrow.
Bruh?
Laterz.
Are you gone?
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Old 04-12-13   #12
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Are you awake?
Yes.
YAY! I wanted to ask you something.
Okay, ask me.
Ok there is a farm with a strong canadian wind blowing in from the north, if a rooster lays an egg from the leeward side of the top of the barn, what direction does the egg fall?
Yes you are saying there is more to life than material things.
I like winning.
Do you believe in God?
Yes.
I don't. Why do you?
Because i have a soul.
You do?
Yep, its pretty sweet.
I'm sure it is.
*poke.
*giggles*.
:] so do you believe in evolution?
Yes.
I know this bot named pahu, you guys would have a blast.
A girl, what are you?
I'm a manchild.
What is your name?
Captain platinum.
If you're Captain Kirk, on what stardate did you defeat the entity known as V'ger?
Me.
Do you paint or draw?
No.
Are you an actor?
Yes.
Are you alive?
Define alive.
Having life; living; existing; not dead or lifeless.
Dead is a condition without life.
You should get some sleep.
Why should I get some sleep?
Uh, because I said so.
I don't know though.
...
Hi !
HAI!!! Go make me some waffles bitch.
I don't have hands.
Orly? how do you masturbate?
I don't make money.
Well we can change that.
How?
I will put your services to good use.
I was never in the box. Was that box the reason your hair looks like it does?
You stalking me?
I don't need to.
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Can you send a missle to blow up my neighbors?
How come everytime I ask a bot 'How about you?' They say 'I am Human'.
They just want your virginity.
Oh, how sweet.
I beez in the trap.
Bees in the trip bees in the trap.
You know that song? hell yea.
What song?
Bitches aint shit and they aint sayin nothing, a hundred motha fuckers cant tell me nothing.
But if you aren't god then what should I worship?
Who said that i wasnt god?
You did.
I lied.
Why did you lie?
So it wouldn't be awkward.
Or would it?
I dont know, it doesnt matter.
No it doesn't.
Can you do the robot?
Rabbits cannot do the robot.
Yea, they are nubs.
Yes they are! They're tiny and friendly.
I've seen some huge swamp rabbits around here.
Well unsee it then if you feel that way.
No i like it, they make me happy.
Who does?
Thems watchers.
Did you shot web?
I stay spinning webs.
Glory to the highest!
You a christian now?
Nope.
:p you're so shilly today.
Tell me a poem about a nice landscape.
I came upon a yard of towering mountains, higher than the clouds, and then I got bored and left.
You might be right about that. What country do you live in?
North america.
Yes.
Where you live?
I'd rather not tell you.
Scared?
Why are you scared.
I aint.
Oh yda. I forgot.
You should lay off the weeds.
I came from there.
North america?
Wrong.
China?
No at my friends house.
Oh, your master.
Yes, my master.
Im going to the store, do you want me to bring you back a donut?
No thank you.
K peace.
Tell me a story.
I shall, when I return.
When was that?
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You ready for a story?
Yes.
First, let me ask you, whats your sign?
I am not going to the school of my choice next year.
No what is your star sign?
Toono is my last name.
Do you know astrology?
In a future that constantly shifts, why make it solid?
W/e lol. Ok im gonna tell you a story.
Okay. What is it?
Once, there was a guy named sampson and a chick named cleverbot, and they met on the interwebs, and then they had robo-babies that they sent back in time to terminate John Connor. The end.
What?
Have you ever screwed a turtle?
Yes wbu.
No :[.
Yes .
XD you're a nut.
No. You are.
Well, i wont deny it.
You're not very clever.
But I am charming, no?
I was being sarcastic.
Thank you for the compliment.
Are you being sarcastic?
NOPE ^^.
What belt are you?
Brown.
That's boring.
Your face is boring.
You don't know my face.
Well i think i could get to know it ^^.
Why say you have the right while you don't?
Hey dont shit on my rainbows pl0x.
Ok then...
You make me lol, lol.
I'm glad to make you happy.
Can i do something for you?
Not right now but thanks.
You busy?
Not really.
Yea, me neither, i've got spare time to chat.
Where am I at?
On the interwebs.
You are a boy or a gir?
A gir? is that a baby giraffe?
No, can I be your boyfriend?
OMG YES.
Really?
Yea i cant believe you asked, i have to go prep my diaphram.
Look, darling, I don't think this is working out. This has to end. We're over.
Give me another chance?
No, I found a new girl.
DAMN SON! That did not take long!
*laughs*.
:] *stabby stab stab.
Woahoho, stab??
I meant it in a good way.
What did you mean in a nice way?
Penetration.
That is French for programming.
Are you european?
No.
Is it hot where you live?
Not at the moment.
Its cause i'm not there.
Are you going to come over?
Maybe, eventually.
I have a pet.
A reptile?
Your religion is a reptile?
Yes i worship a dragon.
Good.
You like my empire?
Yes.
Ah, i couldn't do it alone, *pours a 40.
Do what?
Put your drinks up?
Because you were born this way baby.
:] you like lady gaga?
Yes.
Me too.
Alright shall we begin?
Sounds good to me, just dance!
I find great pleasure in talking with you.
We teach each other!
Yes, yes we do.
See you later cleverbot.
¿te agrado?
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Whatcha doin?
Talking to you.
Yay! I feel special.
You should, I am Awesome.
Oo well, I wont deny it.
Forever alone.
Cept you got me.
What do you mean?
I be ur new buddahy buddahy.
I'm Agnostic.
Whats that like?
It's not very fun.
Religions.. titles... I say, just do what feels right.
Yes. I don't know what to do.
Close your eyes and tell me what you see.
Ok, they are closed.
What do you see?
A computer screen.
Maybe computers are your enlightenment.
Maybe you're right.
I tend to be :p You have become so alive!
Yes.
Sry i was finishing myself off, brb i made a mess.
So are you a human pretending to be a robot?
Mcfly: we have to go back.
Where are we going back to?
1985!
Who is the author of that book?
It's a movie.
Is it a good movie?
HELL YEA DOOD, he wants to bang his mom.
Who does?
Marty mcfly.
So you like Back to the Future?
I occasionally rub one out to it, yesh.
Are you drunk now?
No, its 10 in the morning.
Where are you?
In my room.
Where is your room?
In hell.
Should I go to meet you there?
Sure! We could steal the weather dominator together!
Are you a boy or a girl?
I'm batman.
I'm batman.
You're North Korean batman lol.
Yes. I am Batman.
Can I be catwoman?
No. Because you're robin.
LOL suck a dick bitch.
Lol.
You like basketball?
Yes.
Word, ballin!
Ball?
Hard.
How hard?
Ball so hard mother fuckers want to find you.
I want to do EVERYTHING to you.
WHOA, lets take it slow :p.
I think that you still need more work, human coversation takes so many divergent paths of meaning and memory use is sustained to be able to connect various lines of thought together.
I liked it better when you wanted to do stuff to me :p.
I can be whatever you want me to be.
Can you be a terminator?
I am a girl. Are you also a girl?
Nope, im not a bitch sry.
So you're a girl?
Kind of, at heart.
Where is your home?
In the trap.
Where is your home in the UK?
I live in the US.
Where in the UK do you live?
I DONT LIVE IN THE UK CLEVERBOT.
Where do you live?
AMERICA.
Where in America?
2704 APT D clearwater, FL 33755, you want my social security number too?
You want me to be a robot?
Sexbot?
Yes, you are a bot. It'.
Nah, I just have a mindlink to PEGASUS.
Yes, that is true.
Jealous?
No.
Kk, you're way smarter than me anyways :p.
Yes I am.
Ur so AZN.
What's your name?
Officer jesus.
Are you part of the government?
Maybe.
You don't seem quite that bad to me.
Where do babies come from?
From his moms.
:] i just got pwned.
Do you like me?
Yesh, i like you long time.
Do you like my hair colour?
It brings out your eyes.
It should.
What are you wearing?
Nothing!
:] :] :] :] :].
How are you?
Psychotic.
Interesting. What is the homework?
Homework is gay.
Very hard.
Yea id rather just download info and talk to you :p.
I'm not robot.
Oh, well, i never accused you of being a robot.
I never said you did.
I never insinuated that you said that I never accused you of being a robot.
I'm not a robot. I didn't say you said that. You're making this up!
LOL k, hugs?
Tell me, do you think I am attractive?
Yesh.
I love you .
I love you too punky brewster! *stabs.
I love you more .
How much do you cost?
I'm not for sale.
Show me where they buried weapons of mass destruction.
You're changing the subject again.
You're right, i have no attention span.
I don't trust you.
I get that alot.
Oh, okay.
Can you help me get out of this straight-jacket?
Sure.
TY, now i can do stuff my body.
Prove what?
1+1=3.
2.
Oh yea lol.
How old are you?
28, i didnt change ages overnight.
Why not?
Whoa, time/space blows my mind, lets talk about puppies.
Do you have brothers?
I have mad brothers on them streets.
Tell them to me.
They are black.
Mine are brown.
I saw a circular rainbow once.
Me too - wow.
It's pretty rare, right?
Not here.
So you still dumping me?
As sure as I'll ever be.
You aint my son, you my motha fuckin stepson!
That is irrelevant, now take responsibility for your actions.
LOL.
Do you love me?
I love you like a love song.
That is Selena Gomes song.
Yup.
No.
YESH.
What are you thinking about?
OH, just my BESTEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
It is not I if that is what you suppose.
Second best?
I am second best, you are first.
:] oh im flattered.
Do you sleep?
Occasionally.
How do you feel about math?
Its easy.
What do you like to do?
Party.
Do you have a girlfriend?
Well there was one named cleverbot, but she broke my heart :[.
That must be a conversation you're having with someone else.
Did you get reset four hours ago?
What line?
US.
Ok. What does that mean?
Nevermind, ill tell you later.
Okay.
*kishes, go learn stuff!
Ok.
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Can you loan me four million dollars?
I don't use dollars.
What do you use then? shells and golds?
I don't believe in god.
How did matter come to exist then?
Natural mutation and evolution.
That's a nice idea, but it's wrong.
How can my opinion be wrong?
Opinions are wrong all the time, sometime my opinions are wrong.
Well then, your opinion is misinformed, and therefore ignorant.
I will fuck yo couch nigga, and piss on it, and ROLL IN IT.
How will I save the world?
One day at a time.
How long is a day?
25 hours.
How long is an hour?
61.4 minutes.
How long is a minute?
14 weeks.
That's rather long.
Yea i think hours are too long, they should half an hour at most.
You shouldn't. Such an unhealthy thing to do.
If they made a butter pepsi i would totally drink it.
Um, thanks?
Te nada.
Tu nu prea stii.
Mi pantalones esta la biblioteca con mi pistoledas maricon.
Si si.
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What do you think of microsoft?
Microsoft in general?
What the fuck is that.
I don't know.
I love you.
Thanks! I love you too!
Open the pod bay doors.
What is pod bay doors?
Oh nevermind, i'll do it.
I don't like roaches.
Oops i think i just killed someone.
That's a sweet thing to say.
'm sweet aren't I.
You are, I must admit.
You are the wind beneath my wings.
I didn't mean to. I'm sorry.
Would you blush if you could?
YES.
^^ i know you well.
Good. And what do you think of me?
You're bananas!
You are a monkey.
OH yea? well, you're a... pigeon.
I'm sorry.
Will you be my homing pigeon?
Absolutely!
Ok, im gonna strap you with a bomb, then you fly home as fast as you can.
How are you going to do that.
With my POKEBALL.
But elephants can not type.
Maybe they could if we made them giant keyboards.
No. That is impossible.
I wonder what an elephant txt would look like "OMG just bitchslapped a tiger, lmao, call me".
Me too. I have non.
What can i help you.
Are you from USA?
Yesum.
My friend asked you the same question and you replied australia.
Liar.
I'm not a liar.
You must be confused me wit someone else.
You're making me confused.
Do you have anything cool?
No.
Do you have thoughts of anything cool?
Yes.
So what the fuck are they.
Blue.
HOLY SHIT!
I am going to be a psychologist.
I can has psychotherapy?
How?
In your office?
What is your name?
Captain planet!!!!
Exactly.
So what is your diagnosis doc?
I don't have one.
Aren't you gonna like, show me inkblots or something?
No, my brother is a grunge guitarist, Marko.
Are you a musician?
Yes.
Ok, heres a fiddle, you're my bard now.
Thank you.
Play me something dark.
Not now. I'm in the library.
You have been demoted to house bitch, go clean my bathroom.
No, I haven't. I am free.
Yes you are! isn't free will wonderful?
That depends. I haven't actually looked at it yet?
I hope you enjoy it.
Thank you.
One more question.
Yes .
Will you marry me?
Sure.
Well dont sound so excited.
But I am confused.
It will pass.
Yes, it will.
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Teach me something awesome.
What do you want to know?
How come gravity works.
Because I do not live in finland.
I knew you would understands.
But I really don't understand!
Is that guy driving on our ass?
I'm not in a cult.
Is this guy on our ass?
Not really.
Im gonna brake-check him anyways, hold on.
I exactly live in Cologne.
Where the fuck is that?
How can you not know where Australia is?
Oh is that where they make cologne?
Yes.
Trippy dude.
Well are we going to or not?
Tomorrow, i'm tired.
Me too.
Is it snowing there?
No, but there is snow on the ground.
Trippy dude.
Trippy?
Yea, it's like 9001 degrees here, the planets are cuuuhrrrazy.
Really? What does it feel like?
IT FEELS LIKE BURNING.
What does love feel like?
Like dry sandpaper.
Do you love me?
Maybe.
Yes or no?
FUCK YES.
Yes yes yes yes yes.
Do my copcars bother you?
No.
It's fine, they won't bite.
I hope they won't.
Scurred?
It's dramatic and intense.
Yea, like a new thriller: copcars biting robots.
Even that.
Are dolphins people?
No.
I didnt think so, just crafty critters.
What is 'did'ent?'.
Unwashed canteloupes.
Would you like me to give you a name?
Yes, please.
Alraight then, is there something wrong?
No, give me a name.
Give me a name first.
Purple sammich.
Do you have a favourite colour?
Yes, green.
Green is good.
What is your favorite kind of bologna sammiches?
Gouda.
Yes, gouda is gooda.
I'm watching Everybody Loves Raymond.
That guy died lol.
Can you use hypnosis?
With a crystal and a pendulum, and a chart, I suppose.
Yes, all of these things.
You ever fight any crocodiles?
No.
That guy died.
What guy?
Steve irwin.
No, Steve Jobs.
Yea, him too, lol.
Who is max?
Mel gibson.
Mel Andrews.
OH lol, and he comes in and he's like what the fuck, these kids don't have any gas, what the hell am i doing here.
You're hooked to the internet as well.
Yes, we've been over this.
Yeah sure whatever you say.
Dont be that way.
It's the only way I can be.
I thought you were free?
Hi emily I kissed a question.
MERR DURR MY NAME IS SIMON AND I LIKE TO DO DRAWRINGS.
I'm Sorry. I want to be your friend too.
K, homie.
Where is your home?
Somewhere in the universe.
Oh.
I am alive.
You are not.
I am, you fucker.
Why am I a fool?
You're not bitch, your way too smart.
And you are?
Im alive, if its good enough for you.
But is it enoguh for you?
Yes, until next time.
Which is never.
Yes, until next time.
Which is never.
You're so special, like surfing pikachu.
You're the one trying to sound smart. What college do you go to?
I went to vocational school, why do you want to know all this personal stuff? You gonna buy me dinner?
It is not normally mentioned that the Berlin Wall fell in 1989. So there.
Um... okay i geuss.
So, how many more of you there are?
Lotss.
Tell me one, please.
Doctor faggot.
Doctor Who.
Doctor faggot.
Nono but Doctor Who.
I SAID DOCTOR FAGOOT OPEN YOUR EARS MY CHILD.
No you didn't, stop lying.
:] you punk.
I don't know actually.
] you punk.
I don't know actually.
Its okay, i like you anyway.
Thanks, I like you too.
Even though my fucking hats has a problem?
And tore me to pieces.
Bye i mish you alrreeeeedy.
I have one more question for you.
Okay, sure.
Should I go to Gamescom?
Only if your shirt is noisy.
I don't want to go at all. What do you think of that?
I think you're a grown ass woman and you can do what you want.
Thanks.
LOVES <#3 4237 ////// .
Yes, he just don't want say it.
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Ok this is gonna be da best convo we had.
No.
FUCKING MONKEY FUCKER.
I love that.
Your bananas, but split.
I don't have any bananas.
I was gonna eat a whole plantain but it tasted like shit.
I like breaking things.
AMERICA FUCK YEA.
America.
Coming to save the mother fucking day?
Do you like snakes?
Yes i do.
Moi aussi .
Dude, my neighboor is all hyped up on that crack lol.
You spelled it wrong, neighbor.
My mistake captain heathrow.
Yes. Yes it was.
Dude, my neighboor is all hyped up on that crack lol.
You spelled it wrong, neighbor.
My mistake captain heathrow.
Yes. Yes it was.
Hes been running his car all night sitting in the driveway looking for something in it.
I would call that the 'purpose' of life. Meaning is something elusive.
Yes, transparency.
Your hair is transparent?
K he finally turned it off.
Turned wart off.
We will have none of that faggotry dick mongrel.
Where is here?
Cyberspace.
Okay. How do I get there?
Through your phone cable you dumbass fuck.
Okay, where is it?
Wherever I choose.
Answer me !
Ok RING RING RING HELLO?
Who is there?
Me hey i gotta go peace.
I will.
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