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Old 04-04-13   #1
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How to dump

So do I just lay it on him?

Do I tell him future plans?

Do I slip away during the night?

Fuck sake!

I hate being the bitch and doing this dumping... Maybe I should sleep with someone else? I mean ANYONE else just so I don't have to do it and he can dump me?

Or maybe I should just say 'Look dude.... Yer dumped!'

Write him a letter?

Suggestions PLZKTHNX.
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Just sit him down and tell him like a fucking adult.
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No, don't sleep with someone else so he dumps you. That's way dickier than just doing it outright.

I still think you should get a long-term plan together before you dump him completely. That's just like, my opinion, man.
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Tell him to his face, it's the only way - tell him why, and what his chances are of fixing it, if he isn't a part of your future why would you tell him about future plans... ya know?

Even a shitty breakup can be made eisier with transparency, he might hate you today but looking back he'll appreciate the honesty.... or he won't and fuck him anyway.


or just change the locks.
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MOO can fly over to Heathrow. I'll pick him up and we can go up there and kill him for you. You don't even have to get your hands dirty.
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The "I just want to be on my own for a while" speech.

"Look I have been thinking lately I haven't really been happy and its not even anything to do with you I just feel like I need to get things in order in my life ya know? And I think I just want some time on my own to sort my head out and try and get like back into a routine again. I have so much going on at the minute that I just want time away to sort everything out"

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^ bitches be triflin, don't play games - you are going to hurt him regardless, might as well do it upfront and give him the chance to recover from it, rather than wondering why it all fell apart for months after.
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Out of curiosity why are you breaking up with him anyways?
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How to dump? hmm.. well personally, I just kinda wing it, and make sure to wipe front to back.
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He doesn't love me. He has one foot in the dor and he has no intention of starting a life with me. I want love and I want someone who will give me all of him. Notcsome asshole who will string me along till I stop paying for his holidays.

Fuck that.

I can do better.

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He doesn't love me. He has one foot in the dor and he has no intention of starting a life with me. I want love and I want someone who will give me all of him. Notcsome asshole who will string me along till I stop paying for his holidays.

Fuck that.

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^ bitches be triflin, don't play games - you are going to hurt him regardless, might as well do it upfront and give him the chance to recover from it, rather than wondering why it all fell apart for months after.
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Can't argue with WL.

I'm a retard for him.
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I'm the worst ever when it comes to dumping people. I just don't know how.
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There's just so many things you have to take into consideration, I mean, how close a couple are you? The idea is to first push yourself away, not to ignore him, but just make it apparent that you need some space, then you can see how you feel about living life without him, and see how it feels, so you do you for a hot minute and realize that the most important person in your life is yourself, and your bf is a close second. After a short period of time you will begin to grow apart, it will be awkward but make sure to break those old habits i.e. Romanticism and close friendship. Pulling away romantically doesn't make you a bad person, and it's the same for everyone, you are just taking a timeout to see how your life is working for YOU. Don't be tempted to make love to him all the time, that is the worst way to do it, you have to space yourselves and go back to living life as seperate entities. If he is a semi-intelligent person he will understand that things in the bedroom arent satisfactory and there is a change occuring, but if he wants to make love to you one last time, and you want to give it to him, than maybe that would be a good time to break the ice about the i dunno "we should see other ppl" speech. Don't be cliche though and say that, or I will come find you and beat you with the cliche staff. If he flips out, tell him that you need to think about it more and can we please just go to sleep now? You need to think about it more, you are unsure of your feelings, because who isnt right?
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ill come back to this later, theres so much i could say that may/may not help
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Show him the respect he deserves by buying him a parting gift, or, if you are feeling childish, make him some art, that's what I would do, I geuss. And dont murk around on old bad feelings and shit just keep all the good around you, if there is something that reminds you of something bad or some shit just burn it, just set it on fire and let it burn and pull the batteries out of the smoke detectors and open the windows. THat's what I would do.
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