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Old 03-31-13   #1
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Living next door to a psychopath

SO i live in this duplex apartment, and this CUUUUUURRAAZZZYYYYY bitch next door (i mean, this woman makes me look sane) is driving me to want to beat on the wall back at her. Well lets take her circumstance into consideration, she just plopped out a child, which makes this her 3rd child under the age of 3. Her baby daddy is locked up, so his dad (who is a hobo) is helping out around the house. SO heres the annoying shit, (besides the fucking kids screaming and hollering and beating on the walls.) This bitch fucks with my water because she knows she can manipulate my water flow and heat because they have the master side. It really doesn't bother me, I mean I can wash dishes in warm temp or cold or a drizzle wtf ever, but now she's fucking with me while im in the shower, and it's pissin me the fuck off. THats why i punched the wall in the shower room, luckily the wall is made of brick, evidently, and I didn't even phase it, but they damned sure heard it. I would kindly ask you to go fuck yourself chicky next door, even you are hot for a baby dropper, go tweak someone else's waterworks, i'm about to cancel my lease and dip.
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Hm, in retrospect, I suspect foul play. It's too convenient that tomorrow is the first of the month. And how would she know that she could tweak out my water when she lives over there? the landlord is the antagonist. fuckin sand nigger landlord of mine, gay as fags and queers I swear.
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Superglue her door locks, I always did that to asshole neighbors I hated Just squirt the whole bottle into the keyhole and they are fucked, whole assembly needs replaced
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So I know it's her, she's this bigshot and her dad is some bigshot freemason and he raped her or something when she was a kid, eh, if you didn't want it on the internet bitch you shouldn't fuck with a troll. I know it's her because it can't be her baby daddy, because that nigga is locked up. And why is she pumping out children? These kids are fucking PSYCHOS. WTF>
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I SEE YOU WE GO TO THE SAME MED CLINIC YOU DUMB BITCH LOL.
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Why would she give a fuck if you posted this on a dead goth message board?
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I dunno, this bitch is bipolar to the max. I am straight up saying that I am afraid of this woman, she is a psycho, and if she'd channel some of that rage into the children that would be nice. Because the children are straight up gangsters, the boy will try to pound your foot if you're not looking, which hurts pretty bad lol. and they girl will just straight up grab your face and squeeze.
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I'm not gonna super glue her locks lol, i think she would be waiting for me with a butcher knife when I came home.
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More importantly... how would she even know? I mean seriously. Our google ranking is shit. She'd have to google "darkforum bipolar bitch next door baby daddy" or something.
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she would know because she's into that spy shit, cuz she thinks she's 007 or something. The fact of the matter is that she tries to outsmart me and fails miserably.
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Im a total psycho too though dont get me wrong
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I oblige her, if they like to beat on the walls, I like to watch lotr at fuckin MAX BLAST DUNNA NUH NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH fuckers.
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buy more subwoofers, that's how I dealt with my hipster neighbors ukelele bullshit.
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buy more subwoofers, that's how I dealt with my hipster neighbors ukelele bullshit.
the thought has occured to me XD
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My dad's a freemason. You don't fuck with them.
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One thing you could do, and I have to admit that I don't quite know how American Law works on this one, but if you lease your place go to your landlord and say that the property is not providing steady hot water. In the UK it's the landlords duty to provide heat and hot water.

Let the landlord sort it out. Sounds like an odd set-up. Quite probably needs a bi-latteral flow regulator and do you have a condensing combination boiler by any chance?

(see my corporate law job has me needing to know this sort of stuff not the ballistic dispersal qualities of firearms)

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My dad's a freemason. You don't fuck with them.
Uhhhm, my dad's a freemason too chicky, and I fuck with him all the time. I wish a bitch would.
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My dad's a freemason. You don't fuck with them.
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I "think" I know the Masons super secret handshake. Having been in law, people keep doing this wierd ass handshake with me. I can only guess that it's masonic, or people are just fucking with me.

Maybe you should set the girl next door up with someone you don't like for a bit of a fling then tell the baby daddy. Watch her move like warmed shit off a greased shovel.

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