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Old 03-29-13   #1
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10 Best Things About 2am

In no particular order:

1. Nude Nuns with Big Guns on the Horror channel

2. Whiskey

3. Talking to people on FB

4. Searching old posts on DF

5. Hating Billy

6. Couch masturbation

7. Chapstick

8. Wikipedia

9. Calling Dyshade old in PM

10. Not wearing pants
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Old 03-30-13   #2
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I heard that it had compelling characterization but tepid pacing.
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I wait until after 3 AM for my Wikipedia
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I heard that it had compelling characterization but tepid pacing.
Fuck you, Socrates. I'll stab you in the taint.
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And it's 5am now, CC, you bitch.
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Fuck you. Not my fault you can't stop masturbating to nude nuns.
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It wasn't nude nuns I was masturbating to, exactly.

It was the big guns.
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[Insert dick joke here.]
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Fuck you, Socrates. I'll stab you in the taint.
That sounds incredibly painful.
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I masturbated to some porn on xhamster...

Well tried to....

Then I started thinking about sick and twisted stuff like bdsm

Best.orgasm.ever.
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You're my bitch, Bitch. You'll do exactly what I tell you.

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Dammit. Manifesto beat me lol
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I was aiming for his mouth. Dammit.
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[insert dick here]

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Oh fucking great..... Now it appears I want an inserted dick....

I could edit it of course and undo this mistake, but fuck it. I've made my bed and apparently it's freakin' fabulous.

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When did bdsm become sick and twisted?

It's fun for the whole family.
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I have limited experience with BDSM. I'm sure you gothly fucks know all about it, though.

CW, baby, do you wanna break my BDMS cherry?
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