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Old 03-23-13   #1
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I ate the packet of starmix... Handful by handful. Fuck you Haribo

Yeah you heard me right.

And might I ad that because I have decided not to kill myself today, I am naked, in bed, eating haribo and flicking the bean.

And watching Return of the Living Dead 3. (Which now I pick out plotholes thanks to my cunty boyfriend. Hate that bitch.)

Megsy, I am going to phone you and cry. And maybe go poo while I talk.
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Voicemail. What a whore.
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naked hairbo time sounds like a perfect post sex activity. May have to bring this up with the boyfriend.
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Please do, my boyfriend hates me. I hate him too so it's cool.

Come on down. I love visitors.
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Please do, my boyfriend hates me. I hate him too so it's cool.

Come on down. I love visitors.
Every couple end up hating each other eventually. But by then you are co dependent and tired.
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I think not.

I do what I want, so does he.

Win win situation.

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What the hell is starmix? Sounds like catfood. mew
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Lensy, you keep getting voicemail cuz i ain't got no voice, bitch! I'm sickkkkkkkkkkkkk. Besides, as soon as it gets warmer, I'm going up to Leeds so we can fuck shit up for real.
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IT BURNS MY EYES. I need to put on my sunglasses when I come here now.
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