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Old 02-14-13   #1
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Most Embarrassing Goth Moments

My cringe-worthy gothic youth moment occurred around 1996-97. I went to school in Bay St. Louis, Mississippi, and I played the trombone. Because of my rad skills, I was promoted from the junior high band to the high school band at the tender age of 12. There, I met Kenny Pollard. He had just moved to BSL from Louisiana, and he played the trumpet like nobody's business. Being at such a tender age with no boobs and not bleeding from my hoo-hoo yet, I fell deeply in love with his fine 16 year old ass and thought everything he said was amazing. He once went to New Orleans to see a band play and met Trent Reznor in the audience. This may or may not have been true, but Kenny told me that Mr. Reznor actually sweated on his hand. So in my infinite wisdom I made Kenny spit in an old cookie jar, because logic dictates that Mr. Reznor's germs would have worked their way into Kenny's bodily fluids. I then labelled that jar Trent Reznor Germs, attached it to my black Jansport backpack, and carried it around for the next 3 years. I pretended it was because I loved NIN, but in reality it's because I loved Kenny Pollard.

Can anyone top that?
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Succinct and douchy. God, I've missed this.
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I refused to stand for the pledge of allegiance and since I was in one of those mountain all-white schools in Tennessee the principal was like "aww hell no they took errr jobs!" and he made me go wait in the hall every morning during the pledge. In essence I suppose they forced me to stand for the pledge because I had to get up to go to the hall. I thought about this and then started CRAWLING to the hall every morning. They sent me for mandatory therapy with the counselor shortly thereafter and put me in isolated 4-student classrooms
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Its not that, I just hate authority. I had nothing against the pledge of allegiance, I just wanted to defy authority.
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When I was a kid there was a dude in my school who didn't stand or recite the pledge of allegience. I was confused by this so raised my hand after the pledge one day and asked why he didn't join us. I wasn't being malicious, just didn't understand. The teacher said some crap about his parents excusing him from saying it.

But the weird part happened at recess. This kid was small and skinny and charismatic. Popular with the ladies but one of the kinda "bad" kids in the class. I was a nerdy loner scared dork. So this kid comes up to me on he playground, he's dressed in black and he is flanked by two bigger friends of his, and he informs me that I embarrassed him in class when I asked why he didn't say the pledge. I apologized and said I'd meant nothing wrong by it, and I didn't have a problem with it, I just wondered why he was different. He gave me one of those "I'm letting this slide because I like you, but don't cross me again." speeches. Like a fucking mob boss. It was very tense for my 3rd grade self. In the end he shook my hand or something and we parted amicably enough, with the unspoken threat that if I ever did something like that again I was going to get my ass kicked. It was a strange moment in my youth. Looking back, I respect him for not saying the pledge because it's some fascist indoctrination bullshit. I wish I'd had the forethought to join him.
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When I was a kid there was a dude in my school who didn't stand or recite the pledge of allegience. I was confused by this so raised my hand after the pledge one day and asked why he didn't join us. I wasn't being malicious, just didn't understand. The teacher said some crap about his parents excusing him from saying it.

But the weird part happened at recess. This kid was small and skinny and charismatic. Popular with the ladies but one of the kinda "bad" kids in the class. I was a nerdy loner scared dork. So this kid comes up to me on he playground, he's dressed in black and he is flanked by two bigger friends of his, and he informs me that I embarrassed him in class when I asked why he didn't say the pledge. I apologized and said I'd meant nothing wrong by it, and I didn't have a problem with it, I just wondered why he was different. He gave me one of those "I'm letting this slide because I like you, but don't cross me again." speeches. Like a fucking mob boss. It was very tense for my 3rd grade self. In the end he shook my hand or something and we parted amicably enough, with the unspoken threat that if I ever did something like that again I was going to get my ass kicked. It was a strange moment in my youth. Looking back, I respect him for not saying the pledge because it's some fascist indoctrination bullshit. I wish I'd had the forethought to join him.
Goth Dustin did the same thing in Biology in the 11th grade. But since he washed his clothes with patchouli oil, I will forever link refusing the pledge of allegiance with smelly goth people.
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This thread makes me want to burn down hot topic.
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I bought my prom dress from Hot Topic.
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As always, you two come in and gay up my thread.
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Oo lmao. Good times good times.
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Now I'm really curious what those deleted threads said. I'm going to imagine it was overcast and Sik Simon cybering.
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You can see them get all hotsweatygay. You have the powah.
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I bought my prom dress from Hot Topic.
is this the truth? did they have special order prom dresses or did you pick a dress from the store?
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You can see them get all hotsweatygay. You have the powah.
just for the record ive only been gayish towards simon a couple times. not hardly enough to saturate entire threads.
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is this the truth? did they have special order prom dresses or did you pick a dress from the store?
I bought it from the store. And no, they didn't have special order prom dresses.
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