[Wicked Lady]

I've been going through old threads picking out the best of the best. And the nominees are:

Biggest Forum Pussy - Iron's Rite nominated for being such a vagina who took moderating very seriously, but should not be confused with Worst Moderator Ever, as evidenced by this post:

Originally Posted by Iron's Rite

I'm considering resigning from my position as a mod as I do not feel that I have or am fully capable of properly maintaining the serious discussion boards.

Forum Legend that Made People Cry - fr0g nominated for multiple attacks on Sik Simon's ex-OLGF and for never letting the "giant forehead" gag go out of fashion, as evidenced by this post:

Originally Posted by thefr0g

Congrats on another day without an airplane crashing into your giant forehead.

Most Random Shit Ever - Sik Simon nominated for spending the vast majority of the years 2001 - 2010 under the influence of hardcore drugs, as evidenced by this post:

Originally Posted by Sik Simon

Lots of drugs and I may do a south american panda bear a favor and destroy his yard because it so close to mine, why do have to impregnate my japanese monkies like that. You left your toilet paper at my house. I know what you were doing with it and no you cannot have it back that shit is mine.

Prolonged Douchebaggery Without Ever Breaking Stride - Arsinik nominated for maintaining his schtick for 12 years, as evidenced by this post:

Originally Posted by ArSiNiK

isn't iron maiden made up from men that came out of your twat about 75 years ago? if we carbon dated your dried up cunt-canal with these dried up metal heads, i'm positive they would be the same age.

i'm pretty fucking sure that you're angry at iron maiden simply because they sound better than your shit punk rock bands... or anything else that has ever come into, or out of, your cavernous-vag-hole.

Worst Moderator Ever - errantrogue nominated for being a bitch ass closeted homosexual pussy, as evidenced by this post:

Originally Posted by errantrogue

hey, you told me to be hands off, so i'm FUCKING HANDS OFF... you told me to tell you guys, so i'm FUCKING TELLING YOU GUYS...

I'd post more but I'm tired of searching and my fingers are cold.

[Sik Simon]

You pretty hate machine. We all know you took the oscar for making people cut themselves.

[Wicked Lady]

I am really pretty.

[thefr0g]

I love this thread and humbly request more greatest hits. Good shit!

[Wicked Lady]

Sarcasm?

[thefr0g]

No, I was serious

[Sik Simon]

Darkforum's most eccentric nymphomaniac
Originally Posted by Lenina
I pokey bum wank to Megsy.

Most jizzed on crackwhore
Originally posted by Dedmetlbitch666
Fuck you. I know what an orgasm is.

However, I am very intrigued by the female ejaculation, or squirting. I dont know why. I would just LOVE to do it.

I read some stuff about it and it says you have to know your g spot religiously, go past that and then you can squirt like five feet.

So dumb he actually thought we liked him
Originally posted by Alpha
Yes, it was done purposfully.

[Sik Simon]

Oh yea by the way, Iron's rite... fuck i hated that guy! I mean i got along with alot of people, sure me and wicked clashed and I thought fuckdoll was just a stupid fucking cunt bitch who can go fuck herself with something hard and sandpapery. But iron's rite? If I ever saw him in real life and he started acting like he did on here I would beat him to death with a nailbat. And you can quote me on that.

[Wicked Lady]

Originally Posted by thefr0g

No, I was serious

I don't know what could possibly top the plane into there forehead bit. But I'll look. What is it you used to say? Comedy gold. Nay! I daresay comedy platinum.

[thefr0g]

Not just my stuff, I'm not that narcissistic, I just enjoy the tidbits of the past from everyone.

[Wicked Lady]

I'm going to move on into highlighting words that are wholly you, starting with DM:

Originally Posted by Dark Messiah

Pretty sure the thing at the end about robots is wrong though. Generally we have a tendency to forget how amazing any idiot in the human race is at spatial reasoning, compared to even the most advanced AI.

Originally Posted by Dark Messiah

I promised I was going to stop responding, but there's a vague possibility of someone not an idiot reading this and taking it seriously...

Originally Posted by Dark Messiah

And they're all commenting on what a fucking idiot you are. Ironic, right?

Originally Posted by Dark Messiah

Dyshade, I wouldn't treat you like an idiotif you didn't insist on acting like one. You were perfectly happy to treat, say, fleabag like an idiot when he was being one. Should I treat you differently? Why?

There's more. But I'm thinking I'll move on to someone else. Like me!

[Wicked Lady]

Things people said about me:

Originally Posted by Dark Messiah

Like take a cue from Wicked, when she posts it does not seem she is usually out to get anyone in particular, she is just genuinely a bad person.

Originally Posted by Hypocrypha

What a gigantic cunt.

Originally Posted by Iron's Rite

Ahh, Darkforum's own little Sarah Palin. Still posting on here for validation of how awesome you are?

Originally Posted by ArSiNiK

i just accidentally ate the chest tube sticking out of wicked lady's freckle tits.

srsly, i accidentally the whole thing.

You know.. I've never really cared what anyone said about me on DF, mostly for the usual reasons people don't care. I don't know you people IRL, I'm a self-admitted bitch, etc etc. But holy crap I didn't realize the volume of nasty things said that I never read by people that are supposed to be my DF friends.

So now I'm going to pull a WL circa 2001 and sulk about it for a few days while ignoring the aforementioned "friends".

[thefr0g]

Add this quote by me made just now

Wicked Lady? I used to dislike her, but then I got to know her and realized she's a sweetheart. Now we're friends.

and add this for Dyshade

Dyshade? I used to dislike him, and then I got to know him. Now I really dislike him

[Wicked Lady]

Nigga, don't bullshit. You haven't disliked me since 2004.

Seriously, though. I cringe when finding this old shit. I mean... I'm an unapologetic person, but fuck. I was a DICK for dick's sake. And it was only funny like 30% of the time.

If you want the lulz you gotta look at Pyrric Dicktory's arguments with Billy. It's like two giant penises dueling it out for the right to ejaculate first.

[thefr0g]

I'm pretty sure I skipped those threads when they were fresh. Billy had his moments, Pyrriic was pretty much devoid of any value to society.

[Wicked Lady]

Harsh but fair.

[Wicked Lady]

Originally Posted by Wicked Lady

Things people said about me:





You know.. I've never really cared what anyone said about me on DF, mostly for the usual reasons people don't care. I don't know you people IRL, I'm a self-admitted bitch, etc etc. But holy crap I didn't realize the volume of nasty things said that I never read by people that are supposed to be my DF friends.

So now I'm going to pull a WL circa 2001 and sulk about it for a few days while ignoring the aforementioned "friends".

And that includes PMs. Dick. /irrational anger

[thefr0g]

Did I say anything mean about you? I'm guessing no since you arent ignoring me.

[Wicked Lady]

Aside from making me cry my first day on DF?

And anyway, I'm a little hormonal today. My monthly visitor came early and is wreaking havoc on my mellow.

[thefr0g]

Yeah but you must realize I never intended to stay at DF, I registered to make fun of goths for a day, but then kept comng back. So I was a particular douchebag in the beginning.