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Old 01-12-13   #1
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The Question That Must Be Answered

If you were to be eaten by the following horror movie animals/creatures, which would you choose? and WHY?!

*Jaws
*Xenomorph
*Anaconda
*Darth Vader
*Ghost & the Darkness
*Critters

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If you were to be eaten by the following horror movie animals/creatures, which would you choose? and WHY?!

*Jaws
*Xenomorph
*Anaconda
*Darth Vader
*Ghost & the Darkness
*Critters

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I was gonna make a joke about darth vader performing cunnilingus on me but I forgot that I dont have a dewhole. Freaking biology.
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Do you think that Vader would kill you first or would he cut off little pieces of you and make you watch like Elijah Wood's character Kevin in Sin City?

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Do you think that Vader would kill you first or would he cut off little pieces of you and make you watch like Elijah Wood's character Kevin in Sin City?

Well I think there is a part of him that is still Anakin, so maybe he wouldn't be so savage.
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I think he would roast you first. So, no, probably not so savage.
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Answer: Darth Vader Reason: i would not have any false hope in surviving
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ROFLMAO, this guy. I love this guy.
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I was gonna make a joke about darth vader performing cunnilingus on me but I forgot that I dont have a dewhole. Freaking biology.

I was thinking along this lines, but the the Alien aliens would be a better horror choice, the longer the tongue, the funnier the joke?

Personally i'd go with jaws, one bite and it'd be done and death by diving with a great white would be an awesome way to go...but i like sharks and science proves it wouldn't be so easy to get eaten...so odds of survival would be good with little more than an atrocious bite mark.
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Good point. Jaws would be quick.
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Definitely Elijah Wood. I'd want to know I died for a good cause.
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You know, I'm actually quite offended by this bitch. And her man. So guy signs up to DF, hooks us all with his wit and charm, then opens the door for his OLGF so she can peddle her sub-par artwork.

Fuck you, 21st century DF. FUCK YOU. There was a time we'd have lynched a nigga for this.
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Wait, is ThePickle overcasts's chick? Has he been scamming us?
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I think I read something like that. RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE.
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Well It's a working theory, but here are the facts: They came in around the same time and they are both like the first actual posters in forever. If you look around he tends to back her up "I like lis salanger" etc. Third, I'm pretty sure its my ex girlfriend and her husband. Heres another observation: they collectively havnt posted in a few days.
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They didn't exactly deny it when you threw out the theory. So I maintain my RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE rousing.
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If she did an oil painting of Marilyn Monroe, I would totally buy it for 450 bucks. I'm not gonna buy a portrait of a woman I don't know though.
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You knew Marilyn Monroe?
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Well I was very familiar with an intimate poster of hers.
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Dying via Jaws would not necessarily be quick. Watch the movie and you'd see what I mean, such as when the girl in the beginning of the movie experienced torture before the shark finally finished her off.
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