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Old 03-17-12   #1
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Being An Elevator Operator

One of the dumbest classic jokes is how being an elevator operator is job that has it's ups and downs.

It's so stupid it's funny.
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Old 03-27-12   #2
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I'm not a big pun fan, well, unless it is a devilishly clever pun I should say.
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A job is a job..It meant some thing long time ago.. We have no need for them now..
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They say "No pun intended."

I say "Pun intended."
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Quote:
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They say "No pun intended."

I say "Pun intended."
its all good
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Old 04-02-12   #7
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Another classic is "Nobody gets out of this world alive."

It couldn't be more true.
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