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Old 07-20-11   #1
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Old 07-23-11   #2
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maybe you should scratch them
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Old 07-23-11   #3
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Old 07-23-11   #4
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tried both, neither one worked. Any other suggestions?
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Try the gold bond medicated powder. It tingles uncomfortably but will get the job done.


Barring that, try a random orbital sander.
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No dude for real I have yeast infections because i'm all superhero and big, I swim in the ocean and shit. That clears it up, drink lots of beer too and wash your shit with that human liquid detergent shit. You wont even know whats going on and it will be all good.

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No but im sure arsinik would have some awesome pic for this. I'm just sure of that.
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So, have you got some kind of ball fungus?

Have you tried shaving your pubes? Have you tried any sort of anti-itching cream or skin moisturizer? Have you tried paying a virgin maiden to squat over you and pee on your balls? I hear pee works best on fungi . . .

First, though, we must uncover the root of itchy-balls . . . tell me, what is it that makes your balls itch?
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I think I might try that orbital sander that could work. Thank you all for the suggestions.

sixxx(sic)six, It was WL that made my ballz itch.
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Do some pics like arsinik.
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I think I might try that orbital sander that could work. Thank you all for the suggestions.

sixxx(sic)six, It was WL that made my ballz itch.
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Reading about itchy balls is, for me, too much information.

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