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Old 07-15-11   #1
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Zombies

FUCK ZOMBIES!

Not long ago a new neighbor of mine introduced himself, in which, during the conversation, he proceeded to inquire about my interests in zombies: zombie books, zombie movies, zombie based games, et cetera. To which I promptly replied: "Fuck zombies!" And I have yet to speak to my neighbor since.

I am thoroughly annoyed with zombies. I've been annoyed with them for years now. They're fucking everywhere (figuratively)! That's all I ever hear friends and acquaintances of mine talk about--zombie movies and zombie books. It's becoming so redundant . . . and I think it's worse in the literary world: zombie novels, zombie-re-imaginings, zombie short stories. In fact, it's so bad that a number of magazines are now limiting zombie-themed submissions!

Seriously, when is it all going to end?! I mean, whatever happened to ghosts? Or mummies? Or underwater creatures that weren't megsharks?

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(a rant of mine on my blog about what I just ranted about . . . so what's the point of visiting?)
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Not for me. I've loved zombie shit and all the vampire stuff and the odd bit of robot porn for years. Just because pop culture is finally catching up I refuse to let go. I will fly the flag for as long as I have a head.
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Not for me. I've loved zombie shit and all the vampire stuff and the odd bit of robot porn for years. Just because pop culture is finally catching up I refuse to let go. I will fly the flag for as long as I have a head.
I very rarely say this but Wicked is entirely correct.

I'm not going to stop enjoying something just because it becomes popular or even because many of the popular interpretations of it blow chunks.
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Did that hurt you a little?
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Well, I was never a real huge zombie fan to begin with.

I listen to a variety of short story podcasts at work and I always come across zombie stories . . . and it's always the same three ideas: 1. zombies just appear and people try to isolate themselves for survival, only to turn on one another; 2. zombies are intelligent and try their own hand at survival, which humanity tries to combat; 3. zombies become a source of amusement with whacky characters and outlandish plots. Lst time I was in a book store, they had an entire kiosk for zombie books. My friends are always asking if I've seen the latest zombie movie. A few friends even invited me to take part in zombie-walks. And there's been times, with a group a friends, that I've been forced to play zombie boardgames. And whenever people discover that I'm slightly geeky, or that I'm trying my hand at freelance writing, they always inquire about zombies.

I guess I just fail to understand how something so abundant isn't boring.
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Maybe we should write a zombie story where the protagonists are a highly trained special forces team with zero drama and unparalleled survival skills... focus on the purity of the zombie slaughter and avoid all the drama.

I'm on board, Sixx, I'm usually not one to abandon ship (mix metaphors much?) because something gets popular, but I'm pretty sick of hearing about the coming zombie apocalypse. Yeah, it would be fun... we'd get to shoot guns... yaaaaay... can we move on now?
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Yea lets move on to the NuCraze: Giant mutant snowmen, Out of control machines like in maximum overdrive, tree monsters, and nuclear powered sabre-toothed rabbits.
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Did that hurt you a little?
There was a stinging sensation, yes.
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There was a stinging sensation, yes.
That's the clap. Nothing to do with me.
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I'm glad there's no commercials on darkforum. This is way better than tv.
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Yeah, for if there were commercials there would probably be two dozen or so centered around zombies.
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That's the clap. Nothing to do with me.
Not what I heard.
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Got zombies on your lawn? Dont want them there? Well have we got a product that you're going to love! -Plants!- That's right plants are the mortal enemies of zombies. Just plant these magical sunflowers and before you know it you'll have collected enough sunlight to give life to all kinds of defensive plants to destroy those pesky zombies!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Now that's a fucking story . . . zombies versus vegetation!
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Got zombies on your lawn? Dont want them there? Well have we got a product that you're going to love! -Plants!- That's right plants are the mortal enemies of zombies. Just plant these magical sunflowers and before you know it you'll have collected enough sunlight to give life to all kinds of defensive plants to destroy those pesky zombies!

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That was one of those games I play obsessively for like two weeks and then never wanted to play again.
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I played the crap out of it for like 6 months. I think I beat it 4 times and did all the mini-games. Actually I am now suddenly in the mood to play it again!
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There are zombies on the lawwn...
We don't zombies on the lawn..

Zombies: I like your tricycle.
There's butter on my head.
We are the undead!

*rocks head back and forth*
There are zombies on the lawn...
We dont want zombies on the lawn...
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