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Old 10-18-10   #1
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Why the Fuck can't I play Tetris?

You know what? That's really the only reason why I ever checked back, I found a game on my old computer but I hated how it played. So I thought: 'Hey, I liked the version on Darkforum. Plus, I'm used to it." Imagine my surprise on discovering that the nothing has really changed on the forum, except that I can no longer play games in the Arcade: Holy Horse-Dicks. As an aside: I'm sure that some of you would be most satisfied with one of those.
Anyway, I'm going to go check my User CP and see if I can figure anything out there. However, if one of you Jag-off's would be so kind as to get back to me on anything I might be missing: Please let me know.
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What you're missing is your dignity, sir.
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Dignity does not exist here Dip-shit. Period, end of sentence.
So this Horse retirement sanctuary I've been working at takes in and rescues a lot of animals, one of the ones that came in actually came pregnant. Pretty cool, we knew she was pregnant of course but one morning, her and her Mare were just standing together. So she's about a year old now and I've made a point to spend time with both of them because the Mother used to be beaten by her last owner, who was a man, so I'm hoping to help her feel secure around Human males again. She still gets a little skittish but she trusts me enough to let me clean out their stalls without freaking out. Now, the foal on the other hand . . . She's about a year old now and a couple of days ago she started doing this thing where she will forcefully back into me and rub up against me while flicking at me occasionally with her legs . . . There is no way that this gesture can be misinterpreted as her wanting me to scratch her butt or anything innocent; this is a full-on booty-grind. Like if video were taken -and the operator of the Camera were to escape with their life- you could set Usher's Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! too it and have the next internet phenomenon. . .
This may well be the strangest mixture of Flattery, comedy and just plain WTF that I may have ever experienced in my life. Not only is she underage, she's the wrong damn species! Yet she wants me? In that way? I can't even decide where I'd rank this on a scale of perversion.
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You should fuck it, a smart man knows when to settle, and what is the best he can do.
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You should try to break the scurred horse. I bet you'll get bit alot.
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You should fuck it, a smart man knows when to settle, and what is the best he can do.
Hey, there was that one guy who married a Horse, they are wonderful animals and plus they'd never drive you crazy the way a Woman would. Can't be all bad. Too bad I wouldn't risk my position here or traumatizing the Mare. So yeah, I can't get some sweet Horses Ass, Fuck you Frog.
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Haha, that just reminds me of the southpark movie, "Cartman, say: Horsefucker."
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Haha, that just reminds me of the southpark movie, "Cartman, say: Horsefucker."
Reminds me of your Mom.
We had a storm with pea-sized hail go through today. It was kind of funny, seeing one of the Horses get spooked by the Thunder and Lightening, it's like they do a Double-take.
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What they hey-nonny-nonny is this horshit about horses and shit?

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Hey, there was that one guy who married a Horse, they are wonderful animals and plus they'd never drive you crazy the way a Woman would. Can't be all bad. Too bad I wouldn't risk my position here or traumatizing the Mare. So yeah, I can't get some sweet Horses Ass, Fuck you Frog.
So, what keeps you from inserting your turgid red haired cock into the willing horse pussy of a young mare, isn't the fact that the act is utterly detestable in every way conceiveable, its the fact that you don't want to risk your job.

Sounds about right.
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So, what keeps you from inserting your turgid red haired cock into the willing horse pussy of a young mare, isn't the fact that the act is utterly detestable in every way conceiveable, its the fact that you don't want to risk your job.

Sounds about right.
that and also that I can't stop thinking about your Mom and Niggers.
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I'm really fucking tired of the casual racism on the internet.

Not because it's offensive per se, although it is. But because it casual racism used to be hilarious. The joke was that you were being a horrible person and people got wound up because you were saying morally reprehensible things.

Now there's a gazillion retards online who don't understand the joke and just run around spouting bullshit 24/7 about how dumb niggers are, and you can't make a good joke about it because there's so many goddamn people that don't understand what the joke even is.

See also: casual misogyny, casual homophobia, just faux dickishness in general.

Retards have ruined being an asshole.
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Cg kinda screwed the proverbial pooch and this site. Alot of shit is not working due to the stupid User Account levels they put in. Noone is able to access shit.
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Eh. It seeps though. I was hanging out with some friends last week, a couple of whom are younger, and this one fucking twenty year old kid said "nigger" at least five hundred times in the conversation. Like, fuck, you're doing nothing but deluding the shock value of a potentially hilarious word being meaninglessly offensive in a way that's not even funny. It's like assholes that quote every line of a Dave Chapelle skit at you out of context until you finally see the original thing and you can't enjoy it, no matter how sublime and brilliant it is objectively.
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I don't see deluding the shock value of a racial slur as necessarily a bad thing. If over time it enters the casual usage lexicon then isn't that just a victory over the white man at last? QUIT OPPRESSING ME!

Also, it seems Kool-Aid is trying to be one of us. What's up with that?
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Pfft. If it enters the casual lexicon than we're all doomed to become Alabama.

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Have you ever even been to Alabama?
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I'm really fucking tired of the casual racism on the internet.

Not because it's offensive per se, although it is. But because it casual racism used to be hilarious. The joke was that you were being a horrible person and people got wound up because you were saying morally reprehensible things.

Now there's a gazillion retards online who don't understand the joke and just run around spouting bullshit 24/7 about how dumb niggers are, and you can't make a good joke about it because there's so many goddamn people that don't understand what the joke even is.

See also: casual misogyny, casual homophobia, just faux dickishness in general.

Retards have ruined being an asshole.

I couldn't agree more. The N bomb used to be a sure fire uncomfortable laugh getter. Now its like using the word "fucktard" or "asshat"... a sure sign that you aren't a funny person at all. A shame, I'll miss racism.
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We could start calling them Canadians instead.
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