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Old 12-23-09   #1
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Muhammad lied about Jesus

THe Koran was inspired by a hateful jealosy towards God with the intent to control people into worshoping him in the place of the one true God. Muhammad was a liar, thief, rapist, mass murderer, and a pedophile. He is the prophesized false prophet and the antichrist. Look into it.

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I'm not a big fan of the religion (for non-retarded reasons), but you know that Muslims don't worship Mohammed, right?

Also, if Mohammed were the anti-Christ, for the Revelation of St. John to hold, the apocalypse would have had to occurred in the 18th century.
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I'm not a big fan of the religion (for non-retarded reasons), but you know that Muslims don't worship Mohammed, right?

Also, if Mohammed were the anti-Christ, for the Revelation of St. John to hold, the apocalypse would have had to occurred in the 18th century.
Terrorists are the hands of Muhammad. Like Christians that absorb the deity of Christ, Islamic terrorists absorb the deity of Muhammad. They are the living Muhammad and act out exactly as he would/does with a murderous, hateful need to jealously control people.

No matter what your theory is about Revelations( though I would like to hear your theory), Islam is antichrist in nature. THe word "Christ" means "anointed one". In the Koran, Muhammad perverts who Jesus is by proclaiming he was NOT the son of God(making Jesus a liar) but a mere prophet (making Jesus a false prophet) who was never crucified, which means Islam is antichrist in nature. No savior, no Father, no son, no Holy Ghost.

Revelations goes into detail the karma of those that do not speak the truth about Jesus. Including 1000 years of never being reincarnated. Only God's people will return to rule with Christ.

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It's not really a theory. The Book of Revelations says the antichrist will reign for a thousand years before we get to the four headed beasts and shit.

Also, again, Muslims don't worship Mohammed. The only prophet I know of in common Western religion who claimed to be God was Jesus, if you want to read the Gospels that way (which I think is largely Pauline nonsense anyway).

Also, a mere prophet isn't a false prophet. I don't think you understand the theology of the issue.

Also, your retarded argument means that any religion that doesn't say Christianity is the one true religion (i.e., every other religion) is anti-Christ in nature.
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It's not really a theory. The Book of Revelations says the antichrist will reign for a thousand years before we get to the four headed beasts and shit.

Also, again, Muslims don't worship Mohammed. The only prophet I know of in common Western religion who claimed to be God was Jesus, if you want to read the Gospels that way (which I think is largely Pauline nonsense anyway).

Also, a mere prophet isn't a false prophet. I don't think you understand the theology of the issue.

Also, your retarded argument means that any religion that doesn't say Christianity is the one true religion (i.e., every other religion) is anti-Christ in nature.

At the very least they worshop what they call "Allah" through Muhammad. In actuality, it's all about Muhammad.

THere is only one truth. THe first 4 books of the NT was carefully put together to represent the truth, based on 1000's eyewitness accounts to the happenings and teachings of Jesus Christ. THe Koran was written (by dictation) by an illiterate, uneducated man without any means to possibly knowing any different what the NT says.

You are wrong about Revelations. Nowhere in the NT does it say that the antichrist rules for 1000 years. THe antichrist only rules for a total of 3 1/2 years. It is Christ that rules for 1000 years.

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At the very least they worshop what they call "Allah" through Muhammad. In actuality, it's all about Muhammad.
This sounds like projection. Christians do this to Jesus. Your claim that Muslims do it to Mohammed is utterly without basis. Cite some sources or GTFO.

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THere is only one truth.
That's retarded.

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THe first 4 books of the NT was carefully put together to represent the truth, based on 1000's eyewitness accounts to the happenings and teachings of Jesus Christ.
Let' splay spot-the-logical-fallacy:

Thousands of people have seen me shoot lightning bolts out of my asshole. Are you going to doubt the eyewitness accounts of thousands of people?

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THe Koran was written (by dictation) by an illiterate, uneducated man without any means to possibly knowing any different what the NT says.
I find both claims of inspired divinity that objective sources of the time fail to very to be equally silly. I'm not particularly fond of Mohammed's violent fascist theological state, but I'm not fond of Jesus' bullshit hippie communist "wait patiently for death" line either.

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You are wrong about Revelations. Nowhere in the NT does it say that the antichrist rules for 1000 years. THe antichrist only rules for a total of 3 1/2 years. It is Christ that rules for 1000 years.
Sure. So let's go by the longest possible estimate- the death of Mohammed at ripe old age in 632. So let's even give it a century wiggle room just in case. At the latest, then, the thousand year reign of Christ and the saints should've begun in 732 and ended in 1732, at which point the dead would be resurrected for judgment and Satan thrown into the pit of everlasting fire.

So, I guess by this theory, we're already living in the New Jerusalem.

I, for one, would've expected nicer.
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At the very least they worshop what they call "Allah" through Muhammad. In actuality, it's all about Muhammad.
You do realize that "Allah" is simply the Arabic word for God, right? If you were to attend church speaking arabic, you would be worshipping Allah too.
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Hey Bag O' Hammers, guess what. There is no god. Jesus was a fraud. Merry Christmas.
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No god exists.

What happens when you die?

You die.
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This sounds like projection. Christians do this to Jesus. Your claim that Muslims do it to Mohammed is utterly without basis. Cite some sources or GTFO.



That's retarded.



Let' splay spot-the-logical-fallacy:

Thousands of people have seen me shoot lightning bolts out of my asshole. Are you going to doubt the eyewitness accounts of thousands of people?



I find both claims of inspired divinity that objective sources of the time fail to very to be equally silly. I'm not particularly fond of Mohammed's violent fascist theological state, but I'm not fond of Jesus' bullshit hippie communist "wait patiently for death" line either.



Sure. So let's go by the longest possible estimate- the death of Mohammed at ripe old age in 632. So let's even give it a century wiggle room just in case. At the latest, then, the thousand year reign of Christ and the saints should've begun in 732 and ended in 1732, at which point the dead would be resurrected for judgment and Satan thrown into the pit of everlasting fire.

So, I guess by this theory, we're already living in the New Jerusalem.

I, for one, would've expected nicer.

So according to you, there are multible truths, no one can be trusted, faith in anybody is moot, and Christ was a Communist. You sound like Muhammad.
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No god exists.

What happens when you die?

You die.
Life after death, ressurection, or reincarnation.
THe Tebetan Book Of THe Dead teaches that a Buddha goes through many different "in-betweens" throughout his lifetime in preparation for the ultimate in-between (death to life). Christians "absorb the deity" of Christ, and through the grace of his death and ressurection(death to life), they are cleansed of sin. Followers of both experience the same in-betweens. A lifetime of being a Christian and Buddhists trains them in extaordinary ways.
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You do realize that "Allah" is simply the Arabic word for God, right? If you were to attend church speaking arabic, you would be worshipping Allah too.
THe Islamic "Allah" is Satan.
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Incorrect you fucking ignorant cunt.
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Hey Bag O' Hammers, guess what. There is no god. Jesus was a fraud. Merry Christmas.

How is it Jesus was a fraud?
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Incorrect you fucking ignorant cunt.

THe inspiration for creating the Koran was a hateful, murderous need to jealoyusly control people. Revelations goes into detail about those that do not speak the truth about Jesus.

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THe insiration for creating the bible was a hateful, murderous need to jealoyusly control people. Revelations goes into detail about those that do not speak the truth about Jesus.
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So according to you, there are multible truths, no one can be trusted, faith in anybody is moot, and Christ was a Communist. You sound like Muhammad.
Except for the part where I don't think Mohammed had a monopoly on the word of God or that heathens should be killed, sure.

There's more than one snake oil salesman in the world.
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THe Islamic "Allah" is Satan.
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THe inspiration for creating the Koran was a hateful, murderous need to jealoyusly control people. Revelations goes into detail about those that do not speak the truth about Jesus.
So was the bible.. what's you're point?
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