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Old 12-10-09   #1
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~*Im.Bored.And.Drunk.*~

....Which Is The Only Time I Seem To Stumble Back Into Here For Sum Odd Reason...?!
AMUSE MEEEE!!!!!!!
tell me a story?touch my secret elbow?
STOP STARING AT MY GOITRE!!!
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Old 12-10-09   #2
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You come here when you're drunk? I come here when I'm drunk too. Only I'm not drunk at the moment.....

I have a dongle!
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I dont know why it happens..but when im done playing at the bar and crawl back upstairs i tend to randomly stumble in here..dont know why tho!
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a dongle you say?how does that make you feel?!lol
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I drink after i start reading posts here!
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The dongle makes me feel a bit funny. I am just wondering why I watch documentries on serial killers...

There must be something not firing correctly in my head or something....
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I'm drunk now like... I'm not holding myself up that good! Sitting listening to fucking rime music cos wor lad likes it... It's strange.

N-Dubz pisses me off! I want to hate the twat but I find myself singing his trashy chav music! Fucking wanker... If I met him, I would most probably kick the shit out of him then spit on him then probably help him up, dust him off and make him sing 'ooh na na!' and if he didn't, I would kick him in again!

That chick in n-dubz is a slut... I want to pull her hair out and use it as beard! Fucking bitch! I hate them, I hate them enough to wear a stupid hat and sing 'You better not waste my time! I got better things on my mind!'

You noticed that everyone wastes n-dubz's time!?! My lad has a fucking CD by them and just about every fucking song has him singing about people wasting his time or some shit like that. I wasnt to wear his skin as a rain coat.... Fucking been searching all over facebook and I can't seem to find him, I really got to find him... FUCK!!! I fucking hate N-Dubs... He should eat shit.
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i love wearing peoples skin.
i often find myself dancing in another mans skin in the moonlight!!
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well...*taps foot*TAPPA TAPPA TAPPA!
I WOULD HAVE KILLED FOR TAPPA TAPPA!!!
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IM BORED.....
Its clearly story time!!!!!!!!
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...or just large quantities of wine time.........WAIT!IVE GOT EGGNOGS AND RUM!!!!
how festive!
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THATS NOT A STORY!!!!!
..I ask for so little...
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Im full of wine..and all alone..listening to bad music and watching santa bounce around on my tv screen..dying hairs festive colours!!
I DEMAND DRUNKEN COMPANY!!!!!
*whines*leeeeen come sing me silly ICP songs!!!!!
your damn picture makes me need to listen to them!!!FUCK!!!!!
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Yeah cool!

You seen death racers yet? It's funny as fuck! Violent J is mint! I want to lick his belly button.

Thats kinda gross....

I'd still do it though.

I'm going to cook something in my kitchen. Can you make anything with Ketchup, mayo and vinegar?
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I havnt..but Ill have to now,damnit!!
way to go..im kinda excited now!!!!
bellybuttons are weird..i wudnt put mayo,ketchup or vinigar on them..wuh?
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lenina, what the fudge is happenin' with liverpool!!!?
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Hahaha! You tell me! I'm a little dishearted at the moment actually. Heh!

Haven't seen you on here in ages! Been missing you! How are you dood!?! x
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Powdy has issues... lots of issues... She's like me... Only stranger.
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'tis a heartbreak, i know! but what can you do, fuck 'em, i say. but then the loyalty... it's takes a true footie heart to endure. my bro is a newcastle supporter, think of that poor sod!
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Newcastle is a crap team. My whole family other than my uncle russ supports newcastle. They're shit. They took our players and our players turned shit. HAHAHA!
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