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Old 09-16-09   #1
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I am Fucking drunk.

So yeah. I'm bored as fuck. And drunk as fuck. I bought something called Castilla. I asked the ABC guy to recommend a good brand of Rum cause I was looking to try something new. And god damnit, the next time I go to the liqour store, I'm gonna thank his ass. This shit tastes awesome, I'm drinking it straight with no chaser, and I'm fucked up. Fuckin' sweet.

So whats a good/rare/awesome brand you would recommend? I'm trying to augment my palate.
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hmmm.... this was a waste of bandwidth
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Old 09-16-09   #4
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This wasn't nearly as bad as some of my other drunk threads. And you can all choke on my cock and die.
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I like your book better. Fuck that other book.
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Old 09-26-09   #9
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sopihgpsahgasg I'm fucking drunk again, off the same shit. I'mm tellin you. Drink the Castilla shit. JUST NOT THE SPICED CASTILLA. Do NOT drunk the spiced castilla. Get the Gold Castilla. Trust me. And dennydaniel.. No.
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BTW, I'm still looking for some new, awesome liquor. What is that shit your drinking from a shoe, Moo?
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Johnny Walker: Red Label (cheap) scotch


thats pretty much all I drink now, well scotch that is... it just happened to be cheap scotch on that night.

Scotch is the best, if you can afford it; at least 15 year old single malt.
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Johnny Walker: Red Label (cheap) scotch


thats pretty much all I drink now, well scotch that is... it just happened to be cheap scotch on that night.

Scotch is the best, if you can afford it; at least 15 year old single malt.
A post on decent drink is refreshing. I don't trust anything clear.
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I tend to dislike clear liquors, mostly because of bad experiences in the past. I find that once I get a good case of alcohol poisoning it ruins that type of liquor for me. I can't even smell vodka anymore without feeling sick.

there are a few brands of clear tequila that I still like, but thats pretty much the only exception.
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What, like water?
Mmm... water isn't trustworthy.
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It happens, unavoidable. I still have thoughts of fluoride and additives running through my head. Then I remember the poor fuck from Dr. Strangelove who went off the handle.
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I can't drink Vodka. It's the only type of liquor that makes me violent/aggressive. I have no idea why. The last fist-fight I was in involved me drinking Vodka.

Speaking of fluoridated water. I too find that shit strange. Why the fuck do they put that shit in our water supply? For our teeth? Isn't that why the invented toothpaste?
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That's the argument used in defense of putting it in the water.
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