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Old 07-01-09   #1
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2 year old smoker

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ab9_1246385878

It's in Chinese, but he's actually smoking
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Old 07-01-09   #2
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thats called population control.
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Old 07-10-09   #3
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Now that I'm totally sober I've become a full-on smoker, it's my final opiate I geuss. I never used to have to bring my inhaler around with me, as my asthma attacks were mild (though I look weird as fuck gasping for air in line at the grocery store, people are like 'are you ok?' and I have to give them the old 'anxiety disorder' lie. "Oh, you should go to a hospital if you're having a panic attack! I want to say 'who the fuck are you lady? what the fuck are they gonna do at the hospital give me a few drops of ativan? Man, I used to eat xanax sandwiches for lunch bitch that shit don't phase me no more.) Well anyways, thank god I do alot of aerobics and my shit is mild, because I've smoked like 4 cigarettes already today. I can hear myself breathe lol. At least I'm not stabbing people, they help me not do that so much.
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Old 07-10-09   #4
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People in China who start smoking at 2 years old are referred to as "late bloomers".
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Old 07-10-09   #5
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Fuckin fukanese garbage, These are the "country" Chinese like the Chinese version of imbred hillbillies. Very sad.
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Old 08-13-09   #6
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excellent. a fine method of controlling population. the baby even gets a nice nicotine buzz out of the equation.
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Old 08-19-09   #7
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Old 08-19-09   #8
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I'd be better if you started smoking when you were two, I think.
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Old 12-24-09   #9
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he should take up chew
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Old 03-04-10   #10
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WTF? Sad, very sad.
I think I'm bad enough smoking at 29.
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splendid. i do believe all babies should smoke. it's carciongenically adorable.
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yeah crowd control and getting the cash for when your in the hospital dying from cancer. i'm with the group that thinks there has been a cure found its just too convenient to release it. where would all their medical cash flow come from?
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more than likely. never trust anyone *shifty eyes*
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Just when you've think you've seen it all...

BAM! You get punched in the face.

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That's not too long .You can still quit that
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