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Old 06-12-09   #1
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MOTHER FUCKING TOOL

Doing the mother fucking happy dance - Tool is coming to Cincinnati in August.

OH YA BABY!!!

All the evil in the world has faded for just a moment and I am basking in the notion that even if I have to sell my eternal soul (taking bids btw) I will be there.

Who is coming with me?

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also - Maynard is God.
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From what I hear this time around is the best show yet...I missed it when they were in florida I was too busy wasting my money away on alcohol, but from what Phil and Alicia told me it was just absolutely sick, like sicker than the tour after Aenima with the naked contortionists and shit. They said if someone was there allergic to pot smoke they would literally die as they walked in lol, even the bands were toking up. I would just want to see maynard sing that one song where he's like "I calmed down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning" I love that song. GODDAMN. SHIT THE BED!
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Im trying to talk my dad into going - that would be epic.


for those of you who dont know, as im pretty sure that includes all but one of you, my dad is a college prof at an extremely conservative christian university - but hes cool as fuck... and ive gotten him to jam to tool every now and again with me.
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I've only seen your dad once and he drove like a madman, but looked casual and cool doing it, one of your traits. :p
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That was the day I was in the car with Leigh and dan and we were talking about naming babies by the parents names merged and I said marcole mark+Nicole, and then Leigh is like "Well I geuss leigh and james would make Liam." and I said "What the fuck is a Liam?" I dunno why but they laughed at my psychotic comment for hours on end lol. That was the day you were turning off of the causeway (one of us was driving I forget) anyways that GUY! He was like 90 feet away when we started to go and he threw his bags up to protect himself as we barely even cruised by, I laughed myself into heart arhthmas LOL! good times.
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dude - those were the fucking days. now its all shit down there. everyones hooked on the shit... everyones stabby stabby in everyone elses backs.

fucking tragic.

its sad.

I remember when we could get fucked up and it was all good - like playing Rock Band at that sweet house I had, and grilling brats all day.... while drinking primo scotch.
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and yes my dad is fucking awesome, hes a great guy - he speaks like 7 languages and has two masters and two PhDs.... definitely a hero of mine despite his religious affiliations.
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dude - those were the fucking days. now its all shit down there. everyones hooked on the shit... everyones stabby stabby in everyone elses backs.

fucking tragic.

its sad.

I remember when we could get fucked up and it was all good - like playing Rock Band at that sweet house I had, and grilling brats all day.... while drinking primo scotch.
I was not involved lol. There is no me getting fucked up and everything being all good you should know that LOL.
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I was not involved lol. There is no me getting fucked up and everything being all good you should know that LOL.
not true - I remember at least two times specifically that involved you, scotch, rock band, at that house in clearwater.
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I remember having a few shots but you know my tolerance level~ I was sober as a skunk sir!
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This is the best way I can explain it to someone when they want to drink with me.
(I actually have this on a sheet of paper)

-funny-buzzed-liquid-happy drunk-crazy drunk- emodrunk- loosey drunk- sorry drunk-
anyways its a bunch of sociological bullshit I wrote down for the general drinker
for me it's- Sober - sober - sober - sober - sober - Robbin' armored trucks - Floor.
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I can eat a bottle of vicodin and still have a massive headache.
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I'm so fucking excited about this. I HAVE to go!
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You him a concert...

Xia could end up pregnant!!!
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I could?

Oh dear. Tiggs thinks I'm a hussy.

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Ive got all the kids I can handle, but thanks for trying tiggs.
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Xia.. No, i don't think your a hussy.. Just very attractive.

Mani.. LOL You should know how my mind works by now... Everyone else here does.
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Still hope to see you there Xia - it will be the concert of a lifetime.
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df would not be df without tiggs I'll give you that, tahank you guide:{
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