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Old 06-13-09   #61
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm a chicken hater these days!!!!
Free the chickens! eat red meat like you should!!!!
Did you know that sections of chicken intestines look like cheerios? I'm just saying...

Not eating anything atm but I'm thinking it's about time for a snack of some sort
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Old 06-13-09   #62
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Did you know that sections of chicken intestines look like cheerios? I'm just saying...

Not eating anything atm but I'm thinking it's about time for a snack of some sort
Unfortunately, I do.. We prepare for cooking approximately 800 chickens a week. The factory forgets to remove parts here and there..
Funnest part is preparing 8 piece. Now and then you find a lung still attached to the underside of a breast..

Me, eating cheese-its!!
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I cut a whole lot of mouse lungs friday...

and I just finished eating a chicken salad sub
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just finished a bowl of fruit loops with golden bars (not sure what those are, but it was tasty)

and drinking some crappy folgers coffee... I broke my good coffee maker and I am down to drip mix. fuck.

I took some nyquil geltabs last night so I could fall asleep and it didnt really work like I intended. I didnt fall asleep til about 5:30am and ended up sleeping til 4:30 pm - epic sleep fail.

had some crazy fucking dreams tho.
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Beef ramen and my indulgence for today - big tall glass of orange soda
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seven bananas, and mass water, oh and four pieces of bread right before that *burp I can't believe I can fit all this awesome into me. Oh the farts I will produce will be monumental. Abraham Lincoln may shudder in his grave.
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That is a lot of bananas.

I managed to eat ribs, fried potatoes, corn on the cob, cucumbers, slice of sourdough bread, cold slaw AND cherry cheesecake into my belly a few hours ago. Thankfully I didn't feel sick afterward.
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I had a 12" Spicy Italian sub from subway.... it way yummy.

I saw jared while I was in line, and I cuntpunched him. it was epic.
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Does it suck being a chef in a factoary? imagine beiing a chef in a mcdonalds. MARK PLEASE MAKE ME A QUESADILLA! MARK PLEASE MAKE ME MARK PLATTER@@! I'd kill myself to be a chef in a food factory.
Alright, I gotta know..what exactly is a 'Mark Platter' comprised of?


Aaaand I'm currently eating tacos..and then I'm going to have a piece of coconut cream pie. mmm..
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I've been sick and have been consuming nothing but popsicles, crackers, and canned soup. Insert grossed out/nauseous face. Bleh.
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Alright, I gotta know..what exactly is a 'Mark Platter' comprised of?


Aaaand I'm currently eating tacos..and then I'm going to have a piece of coconut cream pie. mmm..
Well little lady, it its the regular quarter pounder beef that we use at mcds DICED with a proper knife and scattered across a SPLIT 4x HONEY bun then I add the grilled chicken and slivered onions, which of course have been cooked to perfection by yours truly. Then comes the mozza-jack. A (TINY) splash of cilantro followed by a sliced breakfast steak and a splash of season and a crow's foot shaped (peace symbol) of an unknown product on the top. everyone has a sec ing right?
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Chiense dates
I was eating Chinese dates when my manager came by
I got a warning from him
"YOU ARE NOT ALLWED TO EAT SNACKS WHEN YOU ARE AT WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
then I gave him one
he smiled and walked away
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Frosted flakes and Ovaltine!

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Quite frankly I'm down right pissed. I've been sick and ate and orange and my throat felt WORSE.
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Unfortunately, I do.. We prepare for cooking approximately 800 chickens a week. The factory forgets to remove parts here and there..
Funnest part is preparing 8 piece. Now and then you find a lung still attached to the underside of a breast..
I kid you not I had a dumb like rock GORGEOUS boyfriend who SWORE on all things good and bad that a certain franchise ONLY BRED chickens without LOL without feet and heads. Poor, poor pretty dumb like rock.
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