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Old 06-04-09   #1
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Lenina says 'FUCK OFF' as she posted in third person

See, I am usually mildly pissed off by now but i dunno why... Maybe it's the fucking pictures at the bottom of every fucking shitty, long winded, psuedo intellectual fucking post on this forum that is starting to, in not nice terms, piss me off.

It's annoying, it's not clever and the fucking tealeaf is pissing me off.

And the little shit had the fucking nerve to call me WELSH!?!

I'm not fucking Welsh, I'm not saxon and I'm not fucking jockish or Irish or fucking sweedish or what the fuck ever.

All I'm saying is I am getting a bit pissed off, if I knew you, I would fuck you up and piss on your toilet seat for the shits and giggles you fucking turnip!
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...*hugs* for you ,Neena.

I just skip his posts to be honest.
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Uh-oh. The new guy and taxes have pushed Len over the edge.
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She's not even close to the edge yet, wotchu you talking about?
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See, I am usually mildly pissed off by now but i dunno why... Maybe it's the fucking pictures at the bottom of every fucking shitty, long winded, psuedo intellectual fucking post on this forum that is starting to, in not nice terms, piss me off.

It's annoying, it's not clever and the fucking tealeaf is pissing me off.

And the little shit had the fucking nerve to call me WELSH!?!

I'm not fucking Welsh, I'm not saxon and I'm not fucking jockish or Irish or fucking sweedish or what the fuck ever.

All I'm saying is I am getting a bit pissed off, if I knew you, I would fuck you up and piss on your toilet seat for the shits and giggles you fucking turnip!
Hey don't knock the Ireland, you know that's where highlander comes from right?

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Old 06-05-09   #6
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No he didn't!!! He came from Jockland! He was part of a clan and the clan freaked out when he couldn't die! He wasn't from ireland!

And you know, I just fucking think that flea should shut up, I mean, all jokes aside, I was seriously insulted by his comment on me being welsh.

Thats like me telling someone who was born in america that they're muslims from afganistan.

Fuck you flea, you piss me off, I'll headbutt your fucking family!
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Ah well I agree then! Fuck you FLEA!
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Bet he looks like a fucking goblin too.
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"...you have been a very naughty goblin, and you know what we do with naughty goblins..." said the champagne and salmon en crut type of girl as she slapped her perfectly formed thigh with the crop to rub in that state of sheer control she had over him now "...and now since you have been a bad goblin, you need to be punished don't you..." as she pulled to cord tighter and suddenly a state of elated fear crept over the goblin's outstretched body, she was good, no, she was hard, "...apologize now goblin, I'm waiting, now goblin..." her tone was sharp "...I am very sorry I about calling you Welsh madame...." whined the goblin

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Shut the fuck up before I fucking you up with shoehorn you fucking donkey dick.
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Len , I got a gag and somehandcuffs ,
maybe we should use them and dump the idiot down a cellar .

I don't get pissed of quickly but this douche is getting on my nerves .
FUCK OFF !
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[color="darkorchid"] Len , I got a gag and somehandcuffs ,
maybe we should use them and dump the idiot down a cellar .
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But... you can't do that. This is the internet, threats of physical restraint are meaningless here. Surely you know that!
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But... you can't do that. This is the internet, threats of physical restraint are meaningless here. Surely you know that!
Nobody told me....
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And I don't care .
That's stupid idiot is getting on my nerves .
And I am usually very mellow . . .

Besides , what else CAN I do except threaten ???
Any suggestions Frog !?
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You could find him and dump the annoying thing in the cellar for real.
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repost from a British "last post" thread, just sharing

the goblin thought the Brits were far smarter than they came across, saying "...the pictures are wonderful, the posts are good, and I like it here, so will let you live mortals, that is, unless you are in the UK where, between the pub and the labor exchange, a mere "subsistence existence" is practiced I believe, so there I will let escape to the continent here, or have my African friend offer you this red cross food package in sympathy for your plight..."


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Diva, Didn't you send me that pic he used?? {bound bears one}
Hmm, what shopping site did you get that from..
We were looking at so many that night.
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the goblin thought the Brits were far smarter than they came across, saying "...the pictures are wonderful, the posts are good, and I like it here, so will let you live mortals, that is, unless you are in the UK where, between the pub and the labor exchange, a mere "subsistence existence" is practiced I believe, so there I will let escape to the continent here, or have my African friend offer you this red cross food package in sympathy for your plight..."

Yeah? And the Swiss are a bunch of pussies that can't pick a side. MAN THE FUCK UP AND CHOOSE, YOU FAGGOTY ASS BITCHES.
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They make swiss rolls.... Thats what they're famous for... That and swiss army knives...

Fucking arseholes...
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Diva, Didn't you send me that pic he used?? {bound bears one}
Hmm, what shopping site did you get that from..
We were looking at so many that night.
No wonder it looked so familiar ! ! !'
I'll look it up Tiggs
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