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Old 06-04-09   #21
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what got me was star trek. they had the game online back then. well, phone the mainframe version..
explain?? how was it "online"?
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Old 06-04-09   #22
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what are you like 15 years old?

we are talking pre-interwebs my friend.

get out of my nastalgia before I beat you with a rubber sandal.

HEY NOW. i perfer the trip down memory lane...so i'll wait up for you to finish shitting in the weeds.
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what got me was star trek. they had the game online back then. well, phone the mainframe version..
God I can only imagine that, like literally i can actually imagine it all text based and crap. Ohmg anyone remember pong?
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Old 06-04-09   #24
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explain?? how was it "online"?
well, i had to 'phone' the mainframe to get to play..
Just like 'phoning' your ISP these days..
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explain?? how was it "online"?
Hmm yea I nvr thought about that, did we have networking capability back then?
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Welcome Burns .
I'm not a pc nerd or a gamer , so everything above is jibberish .

Good with a whip though

well the OP was just an internet meme rip-off of Ginsberg's America, soo hopefully it's not ALL gibberish.

A whip, eh. Good thing i can take it like a man.
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Old 06-04-09   #27
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* snip *
A whip, eh. Good thing i can take it like a man.
Well , we will see about that ,
how long you will hang around on DF .
Got to go , work work work , it's morning here in Clogland .
See you
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Well , we will see about that ,
how long you will hang around on DF .
Got to go , work work work , it's morning here in Clogland .
See you
marry me!!.... I dont need a hummer, I come equipped.
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Well , we will see about that ,
how long you will hang around on DF .
Got to go , work work work , it's morning here in Clogland .
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Heat me up a brownie!
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Moo- 37 feet of pain

Satisfied customers: "I used to get these horrible aches and pains in my neck, now I can't feel feelings anymore!" "Thanks Manifesto!"
"I used to be the one everyone called the 'crazy cat lady', but Moo killed all my cats with shockwaves!" "HOW can I ever repay you?!"

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Old 06-04-09   #31
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Moo- 37 feet of pain

Satisfied customers: "I used to get these horrible aches and pains in my neck, now I can't feel feelings anymore!" "Thanks Manifesto!"
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I wish I could tweet that.
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I wish I could tweet that.
lol I havnt been on the site for awhile, maybe I will visit the tweeterville tonight
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Old 06-04-09   #33
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lol I havnt been on the site for awhile, maybe I will visit the tweeterville tonight
download tweetdeck, its easier to remember to use it when you have an external app running in the background that makes a sonar ping everytime someone tweets.
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Old 06-04-09   #34
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WTF!?! My first post was better...

I think it was something like...

'Hello. I'm new.'

That would have sufficed.
Anyway, welcome to DF..... Please enjoy your stay... Although some people don't stay here long enough.
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marry me!!.... I dont need a hummer, I come equipped.
Why do you always shoot down Alpha!?! He just wants your hawt man chicken!
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Why do you always shoot down Alpha!?! He just wants your hawt man chicken!
LOL - hes the only "old member" who still gets constant shit from EVERYONE. Not that I feel bad enough to stop... im just making an observation.

alpha, quit lusting after my man meat... If I have told you once, i have told you a million times: "NO, I will not stick it in your ass and call you ms. wibblewort while I pour wax on your back in front of a mirror.... I dont care how much you will pay me, or how much you promise that I will like it. QUIT ASKING!"
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bet Diva would replace alpha if you asked her
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bet Diva would replace alpha if you asked her
Ive tried, apparently she prefers her phallus' to have four wheels, mud flaps, and be made by the chinese.
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offer to handcuff her as well...
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Throw in a blindfold and I am your gal Moo .

If it works for me you'll be third in line after my BF ( first ) and Tiggs ( second )
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