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Old 05-27-09   #1
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the goblin showed up

"...hi..." said the goblin breaking the ice, continuing "...bear with me and all will be revealed in my posts whereas, if you do not read my posts, what point is there in my introduction here, no I won't spoil it for you, if you want to know, the person behind this mask that is, you'll gleam it for sure humans in what I write...", at which point the goblin asked in return "...besides, who can prove who they say they are on the Internet, not me for one, and anyway, I'm not really sure at this point if the man in the mirror, his docile family life and all the other trappings should be here at all, not if it is an "Internet self" I am creating for myself...", the girl walked calmly down the rows of bistro tables, coffee in hand ready to refuel the goblin's brain further, outside the rain poured away the last of the city's grime in a torrent of repetition, and all was hard fact "dailylife", "...and you would have me be this then, but my imagination is boundless mortals..." called the goblin across the ether as he slipped away to the awaiting Internet, so this then was him

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Old 05-27-09   #2
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the goblin found it to be a balance between that which was within and that which was expected from him, saying "...at times I need the pull of the audience, whereas at other times I need to be alone and the audience is forgotten..." ventured the goblin looking out through the French windows across the brilliant white snow again, as if the dark of the interior of the bistro almost underlined the contrast in the goblin's mind at this point, he continued "...so I feel like a "go between" then, connecting my inner self with the outer world, I appease both, I share one with the other here collecting ideas from each without really knowing from which side my next idea will come from, nor, for that matter, for which side I am really writing the idea for either...", in fact, the goblin needed a long time and many rewrites to create anything, as he just seemed to nurture those seeds of some odd idea that had drifted into his mind at some previous point, from either side of his ongoing "go between" existence, until that moment where that idea finally seems to evolve itself into a post, at which point goblin would just set it free on the Internet forgetting about it, save for a copy somewhere, which he kept, should he wish to redo it later, "...so we are not talking about actual "triggers" here, so much as a general nurturing process that is aided by such props as ones coffee, these "last post" threads, umpteen forums and an altogether satisfactory unadventurous "dailylife"..." confessed the goblin at his lot, ever feeding on both worlds then

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Hello...

You're a douche...

That is all...
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Whats up with the Goblin crap anyway ?
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one word comes to mind: mangina.

also, lenina is right - you are a douche.
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Serious Ey.

Ey, Goblin dude. U seem to have a good fantasy and imagination. So maybe you can answer my question at http://www.darkforum.com/showthread.php?t=55117
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I hope he's not going to post a gay ass picture after every comment. That'll piss me off.
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Maybe the goblin and that Baphamet douche will become the best of friends. He likes to post pictures too.
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I fucking hope not... The last thing this place needs are two douches that are pissing me off colaborating...

To be honest, Baphamet pisses me off more than this fucking potato but there is still time to sway me.
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Well, if he keeps it up, I'll start editing his posts to remove them...
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Awww hugs for the outplaced gen Y. Nobody likes them boohoo. And with threads like this, who would?
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Don't do that Tiggs.

If he irritates enough people, he'll get a warning. If it continues, a temporary ban.

Same with Baphamett. Baphamett is on his last warning. Next bullshit I see from Baphamett gets a months ban.

Goblin person - If you're going to post pictures, please cite the artist. Else I'll think you're posting them as your own work. If they turn out to not be your own, I will ban you for plagarism and breach of copyright law. If they are your own work, please cite them as such and post your source website or gallery if you have one.
I checked several of his pics..

He's a photobucket whore..
None, that i can tell, are his..
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I feel enlightened by that...
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Ey, Goblin dude. U seem to have a good fantasy and imagination. So maybe you can answer my question at http://www.darkforum.com/showthread.php?t=55117

"...thanks, I will give it a try, promise, as my point of being here is "content" and therefore that sort of thing appeals to me..." mentioned the goblin who now knew he had to address the other remarks made here, but that called for another post in a moment he felt, since he didn't like mixing replies here
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the goblin never laid claim to anything, his sole reason for being here was that he needed the others to inspire him to create content, good or bad, that's all, saying "...you may hassle, edit, and delete my posts as you wish humans, but each post is of course stored elsewhere, before I hit the post button here that is...", the goblin paused for a moment, sipped his coffee once more and continued with the next bit "...truth is that sooner or later, and all in spite of all ones best efforts otherwise, both sites and servers, migrate, get wiped clear, or just fold on their own accord, so one simply has to be across many forums, for example, I am over 50 active forums and umpteen others, I repost, rehash, and improvise endlessly, or otherwise I couldn't keep the pace up on the one hand, and more to the point, I wouldn't know myself from what I posted, but you are too late to belittle me at this point, because each member here is in the same boat as me on a journey to self here, or to "death" if you prefer that word then, what can you possible say to me that changes this tally then, simply you hit out at yourselves here..."

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...truth is that sooner or later, and all in spite of all ones best efforts otherwise, both sites and servers, migrate, get wiped clear, or just fold on their own accord, so one simply has to be across many forums, for example, "
Though many would like to have seen it fold and go the way of your wit Darkforum has been here for 10 years or so. It will be here for much longer because there are those of us who see this as a home away from home
So enjoy your stay and if you go away just realize that in two or three years we will still be here and you can always come back
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"...I do enjoy my stay here human, but I have seen sites wiped, migrate to other servers, and even the servers fold, in my time, "funny how people build their lives on a mere assumption of certainty here", and what do I know what will happen tomorrow then, I can only place bets..." mentioned the goblin
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this site has had a pretty decent lifespan so far and I dont see us going anywhere anytime soon. I hope that when crowdgather loses interest in us they will have the courtesy to auction the site off instead of just killing it.

Id buy the fucker, I wish garg had had the courtesy to auction the site off to members first before selling us to the first suit that gave him a nickel.

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He didn't have time. He needed money immediately. We've all asked, and Sanjay has no interest in selling. I don't think he gives a crap that it could possibly be a consortium of members; he just doesn't want to sell.

We're coming up on 10 years as members, aren't we. Fuck that's sad.
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