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Old 05-13-09   #1
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Cheap Wine and Pringles

I realize that there are far better things in the world, but right now I have a gallon of carlo rossi sangria (you know its cheap when you can buy it by the gallon) and a container full of Pringles sourcream & onion chips.... I couldnt be more content.
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BLLLLLLEEHH I hate Sangria, TOO sweet! I prefer Paisano, the shit is delectable. Real Sangria is nice but it's just because of the blood oranges, it's still sweet as kool-aid. I like my drink to bite back but not too much. Something about that bitterness that I love.
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Sangria with fruit (fresh or frozen) is amazing..when I'm in the mood for something fruity. I'm feeling more like a rum in Coke at the moment, though.

Sour Cream and Onion chips and Sangria seems like a weird combo, but I suppose it might be good.
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Sour Cream and Onion chips and Sangria seems like a weird combo, but I suppose it might be good.
I agree. I hate sour, hate white wine of all kinds, even a nice Chablis will make me want to kill a hundred and fifty raccoons for sport. Loves me some bitter though, it's like orange peel extract and shit, the ultimate bite. Sangria is overpowering with the sugar and what not, it makes my brain active and I don't want that. The doctor said drink "Chill" drinks, so I drinks mad chill drinks. I want to sit there in a chair and fast and drink paisano for nutrition.
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Only 150 raccoons? That's not so bad.

It's not excessive until you pass 175. =)
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There are alot of these critters, I tell you what. Well there used to be. You see raccoons swim out to the islands when it's hot so they can do whatever it is they do on the islands. Most likely they are fucking I realize, anywho the smart little critters are looking a little retarded these days, I popped one on the third eye with a wrench and it just hissed and knocked over my garbage can. I'm like damn fucker, THAT's the initiative I want to see in my workers. If you can dodge a wrench, you are not a raccoon. The bitch just took it like "What?" That's all you got? Fuck you giant I want me some egg shells.
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first of all, Carlo Rossi sangria isnt sweet at all and I have added frozen fruit for flavor.... secondly I do like Paisano, but it doesnt go well with sour cream and onion pringles.

however, I have since dropped the pringles and moved onto pepperoni and pepperjack cheese slices.

thirdly, fuck those racoons up sik. coon, its whats for dinner.
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It's sweet trust me, it tastes like beet juice. I was forced to eat beets. I think it has something to do with that.
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first of all, Carlo Rossi sangria isnt sweet at all and I have added frozen fruit for flavor.... secondly I do like Paisano, but it doesnt go well with sour cream and onion pringles.

however, I have since dropped the pringles and moved onto pepperoni and pepperjack cheese slices.

thirdly, fuck those racoons up sik. coon, its whats for dinner.
My ex was into the whole eatin critter thing, Me, I'm a seafood eater I admit. I'm not one to eat a critter. I like me some craw dads, couple stone crabs, and a perch OOOOWeee. Yea. With hot sauce me please.
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Dont get me wrong, i dig on the tuna taco whenever the opportunity presents itself... but if you gotta kill 150 coons, you better fricassee those bitches.

or else you make the indian dude cry.

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I've only killed one critter here at Mike's house, remember he is Seminole indian you know! I don't want to talk about that anyways, it was an Opossum that I mistook for a rat. I have a fear of rats because this one time, in Tennessee, my Mother shot a sewer rat the size of a fuhreaking table, the shit was at least as big as a small chow dog. I've been traumatized ever since. THis is in the same house where the water from some pipes filled up the basement with water, check this, they sent me to swim in and shut the breaker off lol. I was like "Hell yea I'd do that," and off I went.... Ah the days yesterdays
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I like the ranch pringles, they're my new favorite. Sour cream a close second.
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im feeling a little shitty tonight, I have been cigarette free since april 2nd... but tonight I was craving one so bad tonight that I put on a leftover nicorette patch that I had left over.

now I feel like a used up whore, all the sin without any of the pleasure. I didnt smoke, I guess thats a good thing, but im still putting nicotine in my system when I dont "need" it.

someone reassure me.
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