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Old 05-08-09   #1
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Question What do you think would happen...

Hey. I have been asking this question for awhile already. Got about 70 answers.
Haven´t posted this question on forum before tho. So please think it through.


What do you think will happen to the Earth if Cows will start raining down from the sky ?
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Old 05-08-09   #2
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Earth will survive.
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Extensive property damage and a giant, disgusting mess to clean up. The clean up might be more costly than the damage. Maybe a few traumatized kids that watched one go splat. That's about it, really...
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Oh, I was thinking 'carcass clean up,' not 'extra cows clean up.'

If cows started raining from the sky, I figure they'd probably land pretty hard when they hit the surface.
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Are they alive or dead? Dead cows are basically useless to me, but live cows with broken legs? I'd put them to work for me, they could help me kill my snakes. I will call them 'mongooses of the sky'.
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Well, they are alive when they are falling. But im not sure about how they end up after crushing. It is a long way down u kno.

And thanks for the answers Sik Simon and Jarekk. I expected more tho. I mean more thoughts in numbers.
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Old 05-13-09   #8
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Scrape up what you can and have a BBQ?
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Hey. I have been asking this question for awhile already. Got about 70 answers.
Haven´t posted this question on forum before tho. So please think it through.


What do you think will happen to the Earth if Cows will start raining down from the sky ?
I think that the police would find you and make you put down your crack pipe....
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Scrape up what you can and have a BBQ?
Best answer ever, I'll put up some cinder blocks right now. I've only barbecued a pig before though. Never have I done such to a cow, that just seems ridiculously awesome.
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I'd try selling one. Then another; until someone ended up with all of them... me.
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75 people have answered so far.
21 of em were thinking about food.
"I would buy thousands of buckets and have a milk party !! xD" ..wtf !?
Ten or so thought that I am weird.
ONE of em thought it would be fun. - "cool rainin cows :3"
And about half of them proposed Damnation, End of All Life etc.

Which brings me to the thought that you are awfully positive here, on DarkForum.
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Are you sure? I mean it might just be chlamydia.
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75 people have answered so far.
21 of em were thinking about food.
"I would buy thousands of buckets and have a milk party !! xD" ..wtf !?
Ten or so thought that I am weird.
ONE of em thought it would be fun. - "cool rainin cows :3"
And about half of them proposed Damnation, End of All Life etc.

Which brings me to the thought that you are awfully positive here, on DarkForum.
I think you're a bit of a twat....

For a number of reasons.

Firstly, you asked the most shittiest question on here thus so far...

Secondly, you counted how many people replied...

Thirdly, you posted the same question on other BBS's and counted those answers...

Fourthly, you are far too optimistic about that shitty question...

And lastly... Your presence irritates me.
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I dont think I can do anything about your last reason, Lenina.
And I ask this question to get answers, I write em down. Otherwise there wouldnt be any reason for me.

I havent posted it anywhere but here, on DarkForum.
I have asked this question on messenger etc. and told ppl to ask other ppl they can atm.
All answers I got this way are written down. (70 answers are not many tho.)

And last. Despite the shittines* of this question, I Will still be collecting all the answers I get. I am planning to do something with that info - not sure what exactly it is yet. But still.

I hope there will be more answers. After all, there is nothing wrong in the idea of Raining Cows.
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I dont think you can call it euthanasia if the only people it benefits is everyone else... mercy killing yes, but not euthanasia .
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Best answer ever, I'll put up some cinder blocks right now. I've only barbecued a pig before though. Never have I done such to a cow, that just seems ridiculously awesome.
Sweet. So, you build a fire and scrape up some meaty goodness. What should I bring?
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Wow. If that's your only reason to live, the only solution is Euthanasia.
I mean there would be no reason to ask this question if I dont write it down.
I started asking this question With a Reason - To Get Answers. Not because I had nothing better to do.

Dunno if I got it right But I Dont live for this question which would be extremely odd.
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you'd see anyone with a brain hauling the dead cows off in trucks and salvaging the meat, selling the hide and using the rest as dog food. Not often that it rains money.
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