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Old 04-27-09   #1
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Neeners movie reviews!!!

The Hunting of Molly Heartley:
What a pile of crap!!!!!!! I thought it was getting good half way through... How wrong I was... I wasted 108 minutes of my life watching that tosh!
Don't watch it, It's lame... One scarey bit that lasted half a second, thought something would happen after that... Nope... I don't recommend it. In a word... Wank.
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I watched The Unborn last night. It might rival your movie for "biggest pile of shit". Gary Oldman should be ashamed of himself.
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The unborn... fucking pricks...

I want to find the guy that greenlighted that and kick his ass.

Not because it's a shitty movie, though I'm sure it is...

But because my little sister lost her twin while still in the womb. Commercials made her fucking crazy with survivor's guilt...
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That's the way I felt about Slumdog Millionaire. HOW COULD THEY NOT TAKE INTO ACCOUNT MY HARSH UPBRINGING ON THE STREETS OF MUMBAI?!
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I kinda liked The Unborn... The effects anyway... The rest was quite shit...

I watched 'Let The Right One In' today. Subtitled of course cos I don't speak foriegn. That was disturbing... I mean... I think some child obsessed dickwad filmed it... I was not impressed, watched it half-way through and turned it off... I was seriously pissed off. People like that shouldn't even be allowed in the film industry...

I also watched The Uninvited... I guessed the fucking plot 5 minutes into the film... It was shit.

Mirrors was okay but the ending let it down. The twist was good but it just... Well it was a bit of a 'Well that was shit' ending.

That 17 again was wank and I just don't think that The Last House On The Left was all that good either... I was horrified that they put a rape scene in it... It looked like some kind of rip off of Deliverence....

I haven't had the desire to watch slumdog millionare... It looked kinda crap to be honest...

I think I may watch Eden Lake tonight, see what that's all about, I watched the trailer, it just looks like a bunch of chavs being pricks to a couple or something....
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That's the way I felt about Slumdog Millionaire. HOW COULD THEY NOT TAKE INTO ACCOUNT MY HARSH UPBRINGING ON THE STREETS OF MUMBAI?!
Thats the way I felt about Punk SLC!!!! HOW DARE THEY NOT TAKE INTO ACCOUNT MY ENGLISH PUNK ROOTS AND POOR UPBRINGING WHEN IT'S BASED IN AMAERICA DEALING WITH YUPPIES WHO GO TO UNI AND PRETENDING TO BE ANARCHISTS!!!!!
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Eden Lake sucks ass. It's about chavs that hunt a ginger and her Irish dude.
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Eden Lake sucks ass. It's about chavs that hunt a ginger and her Irish dude.
Don't fany watching chavs doing that to be honest... If I wanted to see shit like that, I would walk to the front street after dark.

What other films are there out worth watching? I wanted to watch Bronson! I am dying to watch that film and I can't find it online anywhere!
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That's the way I felt about Slumdog Millionaire. HOW COULD THEY NOT TAKE INTO ACCOUNT MY HARSH UPBRINGING ON THE STREETS OF MUMBAI?!
roflmao, I love that movie. Did anyone here ever see machine girl? That movie was sick mad awesome. OMG that part with the mom in the kitchen! *shudders* Fucking crazy japs.
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Oh, yes, I realize I'm being insanely unreasonable about this.

I don't care.

It still pisses me off when people screw with my little sister, even unintentionally, and I felt like bitching about it. So, I did. Sue me.





Simon--that movie clip was hillarious! Where did you find that?
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Hey, Tonto. We're not talking about you. We're talking about my pain. Could we try and focus, and please realize the universe doesn't revolve around you.
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Saw Observe and Report this weekend, it was pretty damn good. Anna Faris is wonderful in every way.
Isn't that like Mall Cop? I may have a look at that film today. Haven't seen Mall Cop either...
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Oh, yes, I realize I'm being insanely unreasonable about this.

I don't care.

It still pisses me off when people screw with my little sister, even unintentionally, and I felt like bitching about it. So, I did. Sue me.





Simon--that movie clip was hillarious! Where did you find that?
I'm pregnant... I miscarried last november and I have this fear of anything happening to my baby... I didn't bitch about it, it was film... I thought it was meant to shock...
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Hey, Tonto. We're not talking about you. We're talking about my pain. Could we try and focus, and please realize the universe doesn't revolve around you.
You remind me of me... I like that shit...
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Just watched Quarantine... That was okay considering the whining and yelping and bullshit all the wat through... Could have done something better with it...

I am honestly a little tired of the Japanese to American horror shit going on... I thought The Ring was a little lame, I thought Pulse (Japanese version) was a complete waste of time and the only reason I liked the USA version is because it's got Ian Summerholder in it... He's fit.

My boyfriend and I do own a few of the Japanese films like Battle Royal and The Audition and 3 Extremes and a few others but if you seen one, you seen them all... I find them to be a bit crap really. I am kinda tired of watching shit like that. The Grudge was gay, same old cinematography, same old effects etc...

Quarantine was actually based on a Japanese film yeah? [REC] I think it was called? Didn't bother watching it though because like I said... Same old crap etc...
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Isn't that like Mall Cop? I may have a look at that film today. Haven't seen Mall Cop either...
Mall Cop was the lighthearted family-friendly comedy. Observe and report is much much darker. Its a shame they were released so close together, I think Observe and Report could have done better.
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I'm looking for that on the internet right now, I think I'll watch that before Mall Cop, I like the curly haired dude from Knocked up, he's funny.

The guy from Mall cop is in King Of Queens yeah? I don't like him much.
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