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Old 03-16-09   #1
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Didn't There Use To Be A Sex/Porn Section?

Didn't there use to be a porn or sex section on this board?

Because I have a sexual question. Actually, I'd love to learn how to do something and I have no clue how women do it. But I think its really erotic and cool.
Where would that question go? Here?
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there was a porn section a long time ago, I dunno which board would be for sex-related questions, most of the random shit bundles up here in the offtopic discussion so you'd probably get the most views and replies here in offtopic yesh.
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You can ask any out of bounds stuff in Mayhem.

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Fuck you. I know what an orgasm is.

However, I am very intrigued by the female ejaculation, or squirting. I dont know why. I would just LOVE to do it.

I read some stuff about it and it says you have to know your g spot religiously, go past that and then you can squirt like five feet.

I know thats a bit extreme, but i find it hot fantasizing about squirting in someones face. Men get to. I think it would be AWESOME!

Problem is, I dont know my g spot religiously.

Anyone got advice/comments?
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My advice: Now that you've squeezed a couple of fuck trophies out of your snatch, you should resign yourself to never enjoying sex again, as only the truly desperate would want to be inside your gaping hole.
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My advice: Now that you've squeezed a couple of fuck trophies out of your snatch, you should resign yourself to never enjoying sex again, as only the truly desperate would want to be inside your gaping hole.
That is either really fucked up, or really awesome.
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My advice: Now that you've squeezed a couple of fuck trophies out of your snatch, you should resign yourself to never enjoying sex again, as only the truly desperate would want to be inside your gaping hole.
My hole is like a cheerio! Pelvic floor really works!
Snatch... Hahahahaha! Haven't heard that one in while.
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Wow.......there's like whole dimensions of wrong I never knew existed in this thread.....

I refer to my kids as "crotchfruit." (Yeah, they love it.)

As for how to be a human fire hose.......uhhhhhh.....now you've got ME thinking.....
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Very good Toz .
But she also has to know , it doesn't happen on the first try .
It may take a while .
You need to completely trust the person you do it with .
It sounds easy , just relax
but it does take practice ( and THAT is the most fun bit ) .
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My advice: Now that you've squeezed a couple of fuck trophies out of your snatch, you should resign yourself to never enjoying sex again, as only the truly desperate would want to be inside your gaping hole.
Lesson in anatomy, fuckface. After giving birth the cervix and everything else contracts and tightens back up into place, more times than not it tightens up tighter than it was before having the child. I found it very very hard to have sex for awhile after healing from my first child. Because it was so tight. Every woman thats had children know what I'm talking about.

And I've technically not had two 'fuck trophies' yet. He's not going to be here til August the sixth.

You're annoying. I dont know why I like you.
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Go pee first. Else it will come out too. Srsly.

The trick is G-spot stimulation. You'll know when you find it. Probably best to get your partner to find it. Get vocal and guide. Your g-spot is of a different... feel to the touch than the rest. Stimulate by repetively pushing on it, tapping or massage. Couple this with clitoral stimulation and this will get you going. When you reach the point before orgasm, relax and gently push.


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Sounds easy. But, embarrassing as it is, I dont think I've EVER had anyone find my g spot. Any idea where it might be? I think sometimes when I'm having sex that when his cock is in me and rubbing just a certain wall of my vagina that it feels remarkably different, and much better. But then he moves and its all over....This is so embarrassing. But I'm so curious and I want to know!

How should we go about finding it?
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Your G spot is about 2 inches into your Vagina to wards your belly .
Apparently it feels very soft and has ridges .
If he puts his fingers in , palms up , two fingers ,
push up , he should feel it .
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Your G spot is about 2 inches into your Vagina to wards your belly .
Apparently it feels very soft and has ridges .
If he puts his fingers in , palms up , two fingers ,
push up , he should feel it .
Okay so it's upwards. Not towards the side at all?
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Excerpt from a site:
"The exact location of the G-Spot varies slightly from woman to woman. It is normally found about two inches in from the opening of the vagina, on the anterior wall (toward the stomach). Place two fingers into her vagina. Using your index finger, touch the anterior wall. It generally feels best if you keep consistent, firm pressure along the entire length of the fingers against the vaginal walls. Stop rotating and rest your fingertips on the (often slightly ridged) area of the vagina just behind the pubic bone and exert pressure upwards, towards her belly. This is direct G-spot stimulation, and it usually feels best if you move the fingers in small, slow circles, or point the fingers more sharply upwards and rock them forwards and back."

Link : http://www.seasonsindia.com/marriage...cstasy_sea.htm

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Awesome.

So when that's reached, I can try to squirt?

Is that gross to a man or sexy?
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Sadly, I can't comment on your squirty
Why? Male opinions are needed.
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