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Old 02-27-09   #21
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He was a yank living in Newcastle. He shoved his hand up my skirt when I was drunk so I hit him over the head with my brown ale bottle... It didn't smash like in the movies so I clonked him with it again and it still didn't smash. I gave up after the bouncers pulled me off him...

Upsetting really, I wanted it to look like one of those bar fights in movies....

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I'm in love with Edward Cullen... Stupid fucking teen vampire books... I'm pissed at Stephanie Meyer... Her overly perfect world... Her overly perfect charaters... Her overly done teenage books....

Fucking whore.
yeah fuck her anne rice all the way at least she did make her vampires glitter in the sun light

u know i went and saw that movie and only lasted about 30 minute and was told to leave because i was laughing so hard and she is a fucking whore
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Old 02-27-09   #23
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Can't you ban the punctuation thieves?

Or are they like the the elusive sock gnomes and only do their work when no one's around?
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yeah fuck her anne rice all the way at least she did make her vampires glitter in the sun light

u know i went and saw that movie and only lasted about 30 minute and was told to leave because i was laughing so hard and she is a fucking whore
Anne Rice is a twat too, actually, she is the biggest cunt on the planet who ever was fucking permitted to use a fucking pen (which she should have been banned from using in the first place... The fucking shithawk)... I hate her characters. I only liked Lestat from the movies because he wasn't a fucking, bi-curious, posey little git with incestuous tendencies.

Anne Rice is an up herself, skunt with no fucking idea of how she made this amazing character into a slimy piece of shredded shit that stinks.

Her best character was the little girl and she didn't have her in her books long enough to realize what she had there, was a perfect, twisted character because Anne Rice is a fucking anal piece of old shit that only cared about developing her equally anal and stupid fucking characters into something more terrible than her actual books... She made them ALL like her, fucking old, overly articulated, overly fucking droll, pretenuous fuckholes and fucking pointless.

She dragged on and on with her fucking over-used words like 'preternatural' and 'decorous' to make a fucking complete waste of my time 'series of books' with characters with far too much shit between them and crappy situations and boring fucking conclusions.

In short, she is a fucking sea hag who threw a bunch of fucking complete and utter bullshit together to make the vampire chronicles which should really have been called 'Anne Rice's life work... Don't bother reading it, it's a pile of steaming fucking wank.'

I hate her so fucking much.... She wasted weeks of my time, me reading that shit.... I now keep to using her books for the only thing they are good for... Bog roll when I run out of fucking toilet paper.

Fucking old, crusty cunt bitch shit-slag.
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The only one of her books I liked was Vittorio the Vampire. The rest were boring.
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She has a dried, shrivlled up flange.... It tells her what to write... It gets it's orders off her rusty sheriff's badge. Thats how much i hate anne rice.
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The problem I had with the books was, that the ones I read, bordered on gay porn. They were so filled with male-on-male sexual tension, it just made me wonder if Rice was suffering from repressed sexual fantasies involving guy on guy action.
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The only one of her books I liked was Vittorio the Vampire. The rest were boring.
Um what about the classics? Interview with the Vampire? The Vampire Lestat? The Mummy? THE fuh-reaking Witching Hour? So ok, they are a little boring, but these are stories that made history, classic reads that could appeal to anyone's interests, reads I would suggest to anybody, and what about the works she did as Roguelaure? Not exactly what I call B-grade erotica, that shit was pretty interesting and dark. Her old novels are some of the most influential books in my art, right under Poe and Carroll. All I'm saying is, bash Stephanie Meyer all you want, the story twilight was truly mental retardation splattered across a canvas of shit, but Rice is alright in my book. Boring at times, but alright.
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The problem I had with the books was, that the ones I read, bordered on gay porn. They were so filled with male-on-male sexual tension, it just made me wonder if Rice was suffering from repressed sexual fantasies involving guy on guy action.
you know it's hot
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Then turn it into a porno 'Orgy With a Vampire'.
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I'd like to think of Anne Rice as the quintessential fag-hag, producing an impressive PG-13 library of paper back gay porn.

Think about it: men in wigs, make-up, and velvet that can't die from AIDS.
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I'd like to think of Anne Rice as the quintessential fag-hag, producing an impressive PG-13 library of paper back gay porn.

Think about it: men in wigs, make-up, and velvet that can't die from AIDS.
It's not even hard core porn either... It's soft core... When placed in front of a bunch of camp puffs, they wouldn't even wank off to it, they would like.... Realize that a 4 million year old hag wrote it... It would turn them off porn for life.

Soft core porn man!!!!

She wrote some porn books. Sleeping Beauty she called them, under an alias. I read them all, they were shit and more or less focused on men's brown stars and phalic objects going up them... Sleeping Beauty was a shit series of books... Anne Rice is a fucking terrorhawk, bent on making me angrier than I already am... I hate that son of a bitch.
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She's a traitor to fag-haggory, now she writes about jesus and shit.
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She writes about Jesus?

What shit is she spouting about Jesus now like?
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She writes about Jesus?

What shit is she spouting about Jesus now like?
I haven't read them but here's a blurb
Christ the Lord: The Road to Cana
In the New Testament, the miracle at the wedding at Cana-where Jesus turned water into wine-marks the commencement of his tumultuous three-year ministry. In Rice's beautifully observed novel, a sequel to 2005's Christ the Lord: Out of Egypt, however, the wedding miracle is in fact the culmination of an intimate family saga of love, sorrow and misunderstanding. As the novel opens, Yeshua (Jesus) struggles with a sense of restlessness of purpose and a deep love for a comely kinswoman. Waves of isolation sweep over him as he comes to understand that serving the Lord's will takes precedence over the desires of his own heart. Whereas the first novel in this series hewed so closely to Scripture and to the author's meticulous research as to be somewhat arid as fiction, this book, imagining the "lost" young adulthood of Jesus, offers wise and haunting speculation where the Bible is silent. And the final chapters, which pick up the story with the New Testament's accounts of Jesus' baptism, temptation and early miracles, manage to be soulfully insightful even while faithfully tracking the Gospels. Rice undertakes a delicate balance: if it is possible to create a character that is simultaneously fully human and fully divine, as ancient Christian creeds assert, then Rice succeeds. (Mar.)
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If i wanted to read about Jesus, I would own a fucking bible.

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Okay, lets bullshit.

I love Adult Swim. But some of the shows that have recently came out are FUCKING STUPID.

Sorry if I step on some toes here, but I absolutely HATE Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job. What the fuck is that shit? I sat through an irritating ten minutes of the show and realized that i'd just wasted ten minutes of my life in the worst way possible and that i'd never get those ten minutes back. It was the most ignorant, pointless, GAY shit I've ever seen. They're two old fat men that do stupid shit that isn't even funny. Not even remotely. I dont want to see them dance around in their underwear. Ugh. Sorry. I just had to get that out.

Does anyone else feel the same way?
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