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Old 01-28-09   #1
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Titties and Prescription Drugs

Okay seriously. Fuck England. 90% of the time I love socialized healthcare. For 2% more in taxes I don't have insurance premiums or co-pays. But the fact that the government subsidizes the pharmaceutical costs doesn't always work in my favor. I had my wisdom teeth out on Monday. In America I'd have gotten whatever groovy painkillers they had on tap, then sent home with at least one more prescription. Here I'm told take an ibuprofen and rinse with salt water.

On the one hand there's a part of me that thinks that's probably a good thing. I've always thought drugs were handed out too freely as quick fixes for anything from hyperactivity to the hypochrondriac's "disease" called restless leg syndrome. However on the other hand there are times when an over-the-counter analgesic just won't cut it.

I consider having two teeth yanked out of a face that's swollen up like an eggplant one of those times.

Also, how come my tits are bruised? I went into the dental surgery with bruiseless tits. I came out of the dental surgery with bruises on my tits and throat. Kinda like someone clamped on my neck while squeezing my tits. The doctor was mad hot though, so that's okay. I think he might have been Egyptian or something. I don't normally like brown meat of any kind, but the fact that this entire country is made up of pakis and dots has really swung my vote.
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I'm picturing him pulling you out of the chair, him kneeling on your chest, leaning with one hand on your neck, and digging into your mouth with the other hand.
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Hahahahaha! Say you are experiencing stomache pain of the worst kind... They'll give you codine... I haven't had codine in months, not sice my back went out attempting beat up a car.

England is great! And well, you have to come up to durham this year and see Dr. Irons... Sexy as FUCK!
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I'm picturing him pulling you out of the chair, him kneeling on your chest, leaning with one hand on your neck, and digging into your mouth with the other hand.
Or my junk. Maybe he was digging in my junk.
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Hahahahaha! Say you are experiencing stomache pain of the worst kind... They'll give you codine... I haven't had codine in months, not sice my back went out attempting beat up a car.

England is great! And well, you have to come up to durham this year and see Dr. Irons... Sexy as FUCK!
Codeine makes me itch.


I'm not venturing up north until it gets warm. Cold weather and I don't get along.
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Well, this makes me feel great, since I'm having all four out in a few weeks time.

Of course you has bruises on your tits.
Do you think he'd really let you leave without a go on those funbags?
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Where you having yours done? I went to some place in Watford that looked like the inside of a curry house.
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It shouldn't be so bad.

The guy that's doing it (or at least the guy that interviewed me) looked barely a year older than us. You'd have totally hopped on that shit.
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I've always been very selective about who I hop on.
















Yeah. I could type that with a straight face.
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