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Old 12-20-08   #1
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Not Safe For Work Bong

I am just about to hit a bong chica bong.
bonggga
congggaaas

ready, set, and...

the smoke is in my lungs
..i just inhaled.

..i just toked a bong and posted at the same time.




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Old 12-20-08   #2
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tonight has been such a cheech and chong blazn watchin tv eating cheese and cracker sandwitches... im the only one up and its still pretty early damnit.

i've drunk zero alcohol. and there is beer around me! i chose not to drink. i chose to be chong.
i chose bong.
kong
song









i use marijuana for medicinal purposes. you see, i'm an alcoholic. and its a disease, like having high cholesteral.. or tha' influenza. or chicken pox. |+
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Old 12-20-08   #3
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This is why people wanna fuck Tozzy and not you.
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Alcohol is the root of my evil, the shit is like a fucking mind eraser erasing all my logic and practicality.
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Old 12-20-08   #5
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ehh. bugga off, kingdom.

ima light up this doobie and get balazed.
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Old 12-21-08   #6
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This is why people wanna fuck Tozzy and not you.
Aww. You so sweet. I has new <3.


To be fair, at least he used Camels for his piccature.
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Why don't they wanna fuck me? IS IT BECAUSE I'M WHITE?
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Old 12-21-08   #9
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i'll tell you the hard truth. you need $$$. thats it right there. would you girls fuck a bum on the street? ..didnt think so. whores. metaphorically speaking of course.
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Old 12-22-08   #11
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Bongs can kiss my buttocks!

Actually, speaking of Tozzy, why in the fuck hasn't he been on MSN so I can wish him a merry xmas!?!

And secondly, I need to get in touch with megsy about coming down to london next year?
Loves ya Tozz and megsy, see you soon. And if I don't phone or you don't catch me on MSN, have a great xmas x
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This is why people wanna fuck Tozzy and not you.
And look at you!?! Fucking sucking up to Tozzy since the first day you realised that Megsy and I weren't that keen on you!

I fucking hate brown nosers!
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Sorry babes, I not well. I on now

Christmas ain't my bag though
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And look at you!?! Fucking sucking up to Tozzy since the first day you realised that Megsy and I weren't that keen on you!

I fucking hate brown nosers!

I don't know what you're fucking on, but you need to chill out.
Brown nosing?
Geez. What the hell.
It was joke. Dayum.
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Brown nosing?
Geez. What the hell.
It was joke. Dayum.
Do you smell poo?

I bet you doo!
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hay now, hay now ladies. cant we all just toke a bong?
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I wish.
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What in God's name is going on with that child's head?

Also
I think I see victoria's secret pannntiiiessss
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What in God's name is going on with that child's head?
Well I'll give you a clue...

It doesn't involve me brown nosing anyone....
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