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Old 11-19-08   #1
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Dude, I flarking hate winter. Anyone got a radioactive skunk that emits heat? I will make him my friend. And what's with the fucking bus, I get on it, ride to work, and then I still have like 50 minutes till I have to be there, but if I ride the other one i'm late, I mean what stupid mexican designed this shit. I woke up cold as fuck, BRRRRR, I'm in florida B what the fudck! I'm gonna go get at this coffee.
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And I'm supposed to go wait for the bus in the cold, then wait 50 more minutes when I get there? What the fuck am I gonna do to keep warm for 50 minutes? Someone shoot me please.
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invest in a good coat and bring your psp... that should kill the time. its florida b, but it still gets a tad nippy 2 months out of the year.
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ya - here on the beach people bitch when it gets into the 40s...and then they bitch again when it gets in the 90s. you just cant please us.
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Dude, I flarking hate winter. Anyone got a radioactive skunk that emits heat? I will make him my friend. And what's with the fucking bus, I get on it, ride to work, and then I still have like 50 minutes till I have to be there, but if I ride the other one i'm late, I mean what stupid mexican designed this shit. I woke up cold as fuck, BRRRRR, I'm in florida B what the fudck! I'm gonna go get at this coffee.
you always get crunk on coffee and make thoasands of burgers every 10 minutes. ..you might get a raise.
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Dude, I flarking hate winter. Anyone got a radioactive skunk that emits heat? I will make him my friend. And what's with the fucking bus, I get on it, ride to work, and then I still have like 50 minutes till I have to be there, but if I ride the other one i'm late, I mean what stupid mexican designed this shit. I woke up cold as fuck, BRRRRR, I'm in florida B what the fudck! I'm gonna go get at this coffee.
Oooooh
where in Florida? *wink*
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you always get crunk on coffee and make thoasands of burgers every 10 minutes. ..you might get a raise.
Thats what the fuck i'm talking about, I just like to bitch in the morning, it's my thing. No though seriously I feel a raise coming on.
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where in Florida? *wink*
Central florida, right outside of Clearwater. It prolly wasnt THAT cold this morning, but lol like it was colds. Yea so if your around clearwater maybe we can hook up one morning and you can keep me warm on the bus. *wink*
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Of me? are U serious?????? Zelos my man, trust me, I am the last person you would be jealous about. Because if you were in my shoes you would be major depressive / paranoid schizephrenic (probably the worst invisible feeling in the world) I couldn't explain it to you if I sat my drunk ass here all night trying to. I mean BUZZED i'm buzzed ok! I'm not drunk!



















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