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Old 11-15-08   #1
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FUCK YOU AND YER POETRY FORUM!

I keep reading the fucking poetry sub-forum with great fucking results! All I fucking see on here are people wanting to cut themselves and people fucking whining about life and people whining about love and shit and all that jazz!

FUCKING PATHETIC! If you wanna fucking whine, thats what this fucking board is here for you fucking losers! Fucking putting rhymes together cos you 'FEEL THE PAIN OF LOSS AND OF LOVE AND MOTHER MADE ME WEAR HER THONG TO SCHOOL.'

Stop fucking whining! Its all I fucking see on there, how many fucking times do I have to look at the same fucking poems with different fucking thread names!?!

Some of the fucks on there have perfected the million ways to express how much they feel pain!

AND YOU FUCKS THAT FUCKING COMPLIMENT THEM!?! What the fuck is that all about!?!

Can't you cunts offer some fucking razors for the fucking dolts to slash their wrists!?! It's pissing me off, I like poetry you fucks, you fucking wannabe fucking poets have ruined it for me! Thanks very fucking much you pissy little fuck-ups!
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Old 11-15-08   #2
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"Mother made wear her thing to school"
Has to be the best line I have read in such a long time!!
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Old 11-15-08   #3
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it IS called Darkforum
And everyone knows all gawwwth people cut themselves and hate the world and complain about everything.
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Old 11-15-08   #4
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I complain about everything! I have complaqined about everything in here for the past 7 years and I still don't sound OR look like I have my hand stapled to my damn forehead. NOR do I come across as one of those misunderstood types with my hand so far up my back-eye I'm pushing the shit through my mouth.

I mean COME ON! Have you read those fucking poems? They're ALL about the same old fucking shit with different words in them. It's fucking inane!
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a dreamer...a player...a rock-n-roll slayer...
going around not knowin what he's sayin'...
smackin' heads with a hatchet...meals of pain...
cleanin up with da bleach & keep from goin' insane...
no more crucifictions...butt many more bomb fires...
make my big fat dick grow higher & higher...
from da deepest pit in hell to your loneliest star in da sky...
gonna piss down your throat and shit in your eye...
snot suckin' Neckcutta' need to roll up & die...
as if we were all here for your private enjoyment...
cut cha' & slice ya'...cook ya & eat cha'...shit cha' & flush ya'...
then we be through with you!
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Old 11-15-08   #6
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You can bitch and moan as much as you like.
But I do agree, change the fucking tune!!
Some kids do seem to whine about the same old shit, day in, day out.
Come on!!!!!
If we didn't give a fuck the first time you said it, then we won't really care the 60th time!

I have to say Lenina,
You have a great way with words.
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a dreamer...a player...a rock-n-roll slayer...
going around not knowin what he's sayin'...
smackin' heads with a hatchet...meals of pain...
cleanin up with da bleach & keep from goin' insane...
no more crucifictions...butt many more bomb fires...
make my big fat dick grow higher & higher...
from da deepest pit in hell to your loneliest star in da sky...
gonna piss down your throat and shit in your eye...
snot suckin' Neckcutta' need to roll up & die...
as if we were all here for your private enjoyment...
cut cha' & slice ya'...cook ya & eat cha'...shit cha' & flush ya'...
then we be through with you!
I just don't like you at all so this post you made is shit regardless....

Fucking wannabe ICP groupie eleventeen year old hitler fucking hippie free love shit for brains!

Fucking GGGGWWWWWAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR *exorcist vomit on yer face!*



And thank you DEATH7789, I think I like you so thats nice.
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WOW! Len likes someone who isn't talking about spanking her! That's something new.. heh
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WOW! Len likes someone who isn't talking about spanking her! That's something new.. heh
Get out of my thread with your quirky shit....
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Woot for being liked!

I would ruin the whole thing and do a happy dance but....
I've been drinking for a few hours now plus, me dancing really isn't a pretty sight to behold.

So you want a John Smith's or something?
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I never was really good at poetry, and a lot of that shit I wrote had to do with my relationship which is currently on very thin, very cracky ice. Kind of why I stopped, is because someone.. have no idea who right now... that's strange.. but anyway, someone said that rhyme scheme was... something... like it was over-rated? They said it was an over-rated form of poetry... I think... But I've only ever been in.. like... 3 relationships in my entire life. I know, sad for a 20-year-old. But I just freak out if it looks like she'll leave me, so I just put together some little words I thought would explain how I felt.

I have no idea why I did, though. I can't speak for anyone else, but that's why mine were like that. (They were, weren't they? Tell me if they're not, if you can. I'm really depressed and confused right now. - Nothing to do with this thread, by the way.)

That's just one reason why I stopped, being told that about what I wrote. The other is I started noticing a pattern between my "poems", they amounted to the same thing. So, that's just why I wrote mine and why I stopped.

And I say those things because I'm not sure if you mean me too or not. Heh.
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Aaawww!!
Here have a John Smith's.

Only being in 3 relationships isn't a bad thing.
Just means you don't rush into things.

It's been years since I did any.
I went into a home for people like me and I haven't felt the need to share what is knocking around in the back of me head as some of it has been really twisted.

I haven't even read any in here for years.
More so if Lenina is sic of it plus I don't want to be known for one of those guys that has hurt far too many people feelings.

I might get bored though and start telling everyone what I really feel about their poems.
More so if I run out of bitter! lol
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Holy Zombie Jesus!!!!
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I am so bored tonight!!!!!!!!
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I need to post some of the shit I have read in that forum guys. Dyshade, Tiggs, Meg, anyone! Can I copy and paste that shit on here, just to prove some valid fucking point?
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thanks. you seriously almost killed me. cus i sucked this chilli imeating into the wrong pipe or something, and coughed.. you almost killed me. it would have been really embarrassing cus it would be death by chilli. and it would hav ebeen yhour fault. death by chilli and lenina. i was seriously freaking out, i choked the crap out of some chilli. and this thread is funny. end.
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and furthurmore, whats with the signature feature? i tried to 'bold' some letters and and said something something this shit doesnt allow vb coding bla bla what? all i wanted to do is change my signature a little bit, becausae DEATH7789 inspired me with his hilarious smith and wessosn commercial ad, banner thing.. and i get these problems? come on dyshade.. tighten up, your forum is starting to suck balls my friend. balls. and you kno what. whatever


lenina, why havent you sent me that icp footage yet? wtf?
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Sorry, I gave you my yahoo and MSN but you haven't added me or anything. So get me on yer list and I will.

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and furthurmore, whats with the signature feature? i tried to 'bold' some letters and and said something something this shit doesnt allow vb coding bla bla what? all i wanted to do is change my signature a little bit, becausae DEATH7789 inspired me with his hilarious smith and wessosn commercial ad, banner thing.. and i get these problems? come on dyshade.. tighten up, your forum is starting to suck balls my friend. balls. and you kno what. whatever

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lenina, why havent you sent me that icp footage yet? wtf?

Hey cock-knocker, try sending a PM I do not read every thread and am not aware of every issue If you are having problems with Sigs let me know what problem, blah blah blah does not begin to cover it. Gargy boy left alot of things awry, I catch them and change them when I become aware of them and not a moment sooner.
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