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Old 12-04-08   #1
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Bible Redone...

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...oryId=97537385

they made two new versions..
a 'goth' type one
and a 'green' type one..

WTF??
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Jesus get around a bit didn't he...
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They'll sell. People will buy it. That's the big reason.
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I must have this new bible, as it's sure to shed some light on some questions of mine:

Are goths considered people?
Should emo people cut themselves because their emo, or because god wants them too?
Should I be like jesus and go to discos and drug parties? Or be like god and make people like that?
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There should be other questions in the green bible such as;

Are hippies really whores of the devil?
SHould we kill all cows to lower the chance of global warming and if so, why did god create them in the first place if he knew their farting would cause the world's problems?
Is plastic a really bad thing to have been created due to the minimata desaster?
If he who has not sinned cast the first stone, isn't picking up that stone diturbing with the natural order of the ground?
If the bible was made from recycled paper, can we still wipe our arses with it...?
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it's a nice change of pace...religion sells, not sex.
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Nice to see you here again Jordyn..

So are you buying one?
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I don't give a rats ass about the old bible, I doubt the "hippie" or "goth" one has anything better to say.
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I do believe that god exists... I was converted the other day when I came across some evangelists on youtube that showed me a banana (amusing pic of the day thread, I posted it there.)
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