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Old 10-15-08   #1
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Tasteless Jokes (NSFW)

I dont know about you guys, but I am a sucker for tasteless jokes....

I realize that I am probably doomed to hell for this, but goddammit they are funny.


post your tasteless jokes here


This is one I heard today....


Q: What is the differance between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina.

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A: Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded.
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DAMN. that was good. Billy gets offended because he is a hardcore republican....

Now make a tasteless joke about Nobama Bill!
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DAMN. that was good. Billy gets offended because he is a hardcore republican....

Now make a tasteless joke about Nobama Bill!
I don't have to, he is the joke. And if you were around a little longer than a few weeks you might know that Manifesto is a bit of a liberal like yourself. So when he doesn't post in weeks and only pops in here and there to write some vulgar political shit about a woman he fears because she isn't a pipsqueak like he is used to, well i'm sorry I just gotta call it out.
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Old 10-15-08   #5
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you and your labels. my advice: investigate a lil better before you make judgments. your just like this girl i met a few weeks ago.
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you and your labels. my advice: investigate a lil better before you make judgments. your just like this girl i met a few weeks ago.
my judgements are right, part of being an INFJ, your redundant boring bullshit is silly though, you remind me of a turd my dog dumped out this morning.
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You remind me of fox news.
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You remind me of fox news.
Fair and balanced, thanks. You remind me of MSNBC and Chris "Leg Tingles" Matthews. He is another smarmy fuck. He was the commencement speaker at my girlfriend college graduation, I wanted to fucking murder him, he sat there on stage for 3 hours droning on and on and on and ooooooon about his "peace work" in africa. What a queer.
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i hope fox news isnt the only source of your information lol we can agree on 'hardballer' being annoying, but I doubt youd agree with me that bill o'riely is annoying. You once stated towards me that you believe that I am stuck on my beliefs so much that I refuse to accept a different point of view (in your own words). I'm starting to question your ability to do so. From what I've seen (from your posts) if someone threatens your beliefs and point of view, you resort to vulgar statements. How old are you again? All I see when I look at reps and dems is bloods and crips, fighting eachother over bullshit when they should be uniting. I hope you realize that the man in the suit isnt your platform in a suit. Savvy?

yeah i kno what your gonna say, im a liberal bla bla democrat bla bla
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Zelos, just ignore him... ive tried to talk sense into him for years but he is clearly a lost cause. I made a thread about tasteless jokes, billbo turns it into a thread about his political views.... that should tell you something.

billy, shut the fuck up. if you dont like the joke, dont laugh... but dont derail my thread you smug bitch.
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Zelos, just ignore him... ive tried to talk sense into him for years but he is clearly a lost cause. I made a thread about tasteless jokes, billbo turns it into a thread about his political views.... that should tell you something.

billy, shut the fuck up. if you dont like the joke, dont laugh... but dont derail my thread you smug bitch.
I am just curious why you are so threatened by a woman who isnt a loser. You do what I call "drive by" posts lately, where you come in and talk about the same subject, Sarah Palin, its weird, why does she threaten you? Why are you unhinged and hate her so badly?
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Cause she's a MILF he can't have! LOL
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she is, in fact, a milf. I'd hit it.
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Hey! Did you know that Helen Keller had a doll house? Neither did she!
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Hey! Did you know that Helen Keller had a doll house? Neither did she!
hahahahaha... nice.

helen keller jokes are awesome.
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Hey! Did you know that Helen Keller had a doll house? Neither did she!
lol Only joke I can think of is kinda old, so you might've heard it before.
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you may be obama racist if.....

1. If you have ever chuckled at his middle name, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.

2. If you ever ridiculed the assertion that tire gauges lower gas prices, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.

3. If you ever laughed at the claim that he campaigned in 57 states, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.

4. If you ever suggested that the "Vero Possemus" campaign signs had something to do with possums, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.

5. If you ever downloaded the video of him bowling a 37 in front of reporters, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.

6. If you ever shared the video comparing him to Paris Hilton, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.

7. If you ever cracked wise about his cocaine use, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes. (Joking about Dubya's alleged cocaine use is politically correct.)

8. If you ever made fun of his big ears, you may be guilty of Obama jokes. (Joking about Perot's big ears is politically correct.)

9. If you ever said that the look on his wife's face could curdle fresh milk, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes. (Joking about Cindy McCain's face is politically correct.)

10. If you ever noted that his pastor acted like he was on Def Comedy Jam, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.
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I may be a obama racist if I think genetically he is inferior to me because he is half Kenyan.
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The bowling ball has not hatched yet......
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