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Old 10-13-08   #1
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Tell me yer problems!

Yeah, I'm in a wise mood, why don't you lot tell me yer problems and I'll give you a nice solution to them.

I'm good at shit like that.
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how can i get you in a really uncomfortable position?
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how can i get you in a really uncomfortable position?
Asking me questions like that should do it.
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You don't hapen to own a volkswagen do you??
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You don't hapen to own a volkswagen do you??
Zing! *high five*

I own a volkswagen... It's true. The back is not comfortable.
Well, for anything else other than sitting in.
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Theres an easy answer to that... The yer fucking VW... They're canny kacka like.
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haha this made me laugh.
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I have a problem with raccoons, they are fearless and my cat is scurred of them. They come up on the porch and hiss at me when I try to shoo them away with the broom. I don't want to kill the cute little bastards but I can't afford a trap, what should I do?
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Well there's like 40 neighboorhood cats too I don't want to catch them either, I geuss I'll just leave them be, they swim back out to the islands here in a few months.
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I have a problem with raccoons, they are fearless and my cat is scurred of them. They come up on the porch and hiss at me when I try to shoo them away with the broom. I don't want to kill the cute little bastards but I can't afford a trap, what should I do?
You should kill your useless cat and buy a tiger. Fuck the laws on exotic pets! And buy a Massive dog too. SOmething rabid. Foaming at the mouth and everything.

The coons will not go near that....

Alternatively, you could buy a couple of ferrets, their scent is potant and they are fab hunters. They are also really smart and the coons wouldn't go near anything that had the scent of ferret on it. believe me, it works.
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Fuck the laws on exotic pets!
Yes! ...ya kno.. you should run for public office.
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Yeah, I would rock at that shit.
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They are also really smart and the coons wouldn't go near anything that had the scent of ferret on it. believe me, it works.
That is interesting!
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So it's been like . . . months? . . . since I last posted, but when I saw Lenina this morning, I figured I'd might make a post before I head off to work. So yeah, I got a problem . . . several in fact. A) I graduated college many years ago and work a job with kids straight out of highschool who earn the same as me; I'm 27 and once again living back at home; C) I lost roughly 80 lbs but can't get this little wiggle-jiggle on my stomach to go away; D) it's been over a year since I've been laid; E) I have a crush and made-out with a married woman . . .
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None of those things really sound like problems to me, I say go for the affair, what the hell, maybe you'll get you some.
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So it's been like . . . months? . . . since I last posted, but when I saw Lenina this morning, I figured I'd might make a post before I head off to work. So yeah, I got a problem . . . several in fact.
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A) I graduated college many years ago and work a job with kids straight out of highschool who earn the same as me;
Heh, theres an easy solution to that... Change careers or wait until you find these highschool graduates and mug the fuckers! Problem solved and case closed in my book.

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I'm 27 and once again living back at home;
Solution... Move out or kick yer parents out. Easy.


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C) I lost roughly 80 lbs but can't get this little wiggle-jiggle on my stomach to go away;
Well gain the waeight again or put in for plastic surgery or go to the gym... The gym is always fun.

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D) it's been over a year since I've been laid;
Go to the gym and find some fit lady there to copulate with. Or pay for it.


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E) I have a crush and made-out with a married woman . . .
Keep away... Bad medicine mah boi. Ditch the concept forever and move on.

Glad I could be some help.
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None of those things really sound like problems to me, I say go for the affair, what the hell, maybe you'll get you some.
Or he could take your advice sik....
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Heh, theres an easy solution to that... Change careers or wait until you find these highschool graduates and mug the fuckers! Problem solved and case closed in my book.
Again, you should run for public office.

take MY advice, damnit!
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So it's been like . . . months? . . . since I last posted, but when I saw Lenina this morning, I figured I'd might make a post before I head off to work. So yeah, I got a problem . . . several in fact. A) I graduated college many years ago and work a job with kids straight out of highschool who earn the same as me; I'm 27 and once again living back at home; C) I lost roughly 80 lbs but can't get this little wiggle-jiggle on my stomach to go away; D) it's been over a year since I've been laid; E) I have a crush and made-out with a married woman . . .
God you sound like me..... he's 30, I'm the married woman, I've got a crush on him and would make out in a heartbeat if I had the opportunity.

I can't get rid of the little wiggle-jiggle on my thighs hips and ass to go away.

I'm 26, and going to college...

The similarities are there I suppose
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