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Old 08-22-08   #1
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Ever asked yourself the question, how will i do it? Here's a list to compare, hope it makes choosing alot easier. Happy killing!




1. Inject the victim with gasoline, right into the blood stream for a painful kill, but quick and easy!
1a. The painful route isnt the way to go for me, but there is all sorts of anti-blood soloutions out there, think acidic, corruptive liquids.
2. With any type of wire, wrap it around your victims neck, and then pour alcohol into their mouths, for that added affect of spittle.
2a. Hey, some people die of alcohol abuse, you are just abusing them with alcohol. Hard liquor also works.
3. Holding the victims head upright, stick an air pump into their mouths, closing their mouths for them. This is a great way to see the eyes pop out onto the floor, and maybe their tongues.
3a. Even with your own breath you could explode another's lungs, but sometimes relying on a machine isnt that bad of an idea.
4. A plain old stabbing would do the trick, but make sure to twist to ensure total annhilation.

5. Wrap your hands around the victims neck, hold a firm grip, and then press in on the voice box, and if doing so with one hand to choke, use a nail or screw to pierce the skin into the larynx.
5a. The voice box is a great way to silence someone, but then there is the question of written testimony....look below.
6. First, make an incision into the victims leg, or other limbs. Than, throw them into a pool for a bloody water effect. After doing that, drown the son of a bitch!
6a. Even drowning someone in a 3 foot tidepool is possible, or maybe using an ocean rock to hit them over the head with, the possibilities are endless!
7. Choking a victim is another greatly known way to end a life, and they look you right in the face before they die....what a thrill to orgasm over later.
7a. A great way to choke someone is with a piano wire, or any type of strong fishing line, this is a great idea i saw from a movie.
8. Chopping your victim into pieces with an ax will always work, and hell, it worked so many times before, why not in your case?
8a. Even though there is great fun in mince meating other human beings, maybe you could feed them to an animal, nothing wrong with that, cause i mean the dog or cat will eat it like chicken!
9. Nothing irks me more than a christian, so using a jack knife, widdle your way to a point on cross to stab those stupid religious fucks.
9a. On a over religious person, make shure it hurts....A LOT!
10. Chop off their hands, limbs, arms, legs, and they will die obviously of blood loss. But, they wont be able to write testimony against you, and if you follow number 5, they wont be able to speak against you either!
10a. When making your victim cripple, it is sometimes a good idea to keep them that way so they can suffer the life of a dependent individual, and you can smile when you pass them on their wheel chair.
11. With a mallet, or any other neanderthal weapon, smash their fuckin brains in! And this works good for teeth identification, if they are scattered, they cant pull up any dental records to identify them! Yay for heavy, blunt things!
11a. Lemme give you some ideas: bowling balls, hammers, sledges, bricks, and other people's heads, etc etc.
12. Concerning invalids, you can push them off the edge of a cliff, into oncoming traffick, onto a busy highway, in front of a truck, wheels can take u many places, even death!
12a. Hehehe, cripples are so fun! We can mock them, stalk them, and fuck them!
13. If you may have a car, you can run people over! And if you want, you could peel them off the road yourself, or off the tire, with a fork.
13a. I suggest a fork, it allows you to get into those little crevices.
14. Hanging people is another form of strangling your victim, but you can play with them like those little light switches in your ceiling.
14a. Make a game of it, see how long it takes to hang them there until the neighbors complain.
15. Break a person's cd, and then use it against them or another victim, to get the perfect slashes on your "cutting board" put a lil strength into it.
15a. Again, other sharp objects such as: scissors, pins, needles, paper, even your nails!
16. Drop some type of really heavy thing from atop a high building, or a small thing from atop a really high building, remember its not illegal if you dont get caught!
16a. Yes, I got this method from cartoons!
17. Soak their clothes in gasoline and tell them its a new form of fabric softener. Than light the fuckers on fire with a match, lighter, or even a gas stove!
17a. Obviously, do not get too close, singed eyebrows arent that cool.
18. There is such a thing called a "nigger knife," so make one and stab some nice sized holes into your victim, blood loss will be imminent, and you will take comfort in the easiness.
18a. A nigger knife is a broken beer bottle, to those less psychotic.
19. Force lots and lots of pain killers down a persons throat. They will fall asleep and never wake up, the easy way to kill with style and laziness.
19a. Advil and Tylenol do NOT work effectively, be creative!
20. Drop a bucket full of maggots into their beds, and maybe some ticks or lice for extra fun. Watch them deteriorate before your eyes!
20a. Maggots, thats gotta suck when they are in your teeth!
21. Acid, one of the most potent substances in the world, can be used definetly for deterioration of the flesh, and if strong enough, any type of bone.
21a. Wearing protective gloves is essential in this method!
22. Using cotton swabs, it may be effective to make their ears bleed by using too many. You can usually find this product in all homes.
22a. For those poor bastards out there, they are like 2.99 at Walmart! (not official price check)
23. There is such a thing as raping them sooo hard, they bleed! If tying them up, it could be blood loss.
23a. Use a condom, because cum is VERY good evidence.
24. Drill a hole into their head with any basic power tool. This could prove to be very efficent with many holes.
24. Any power tool with hole capabilities are compliant, but the drill bit size is your buisness.
25. Choke them with mayonaise, it may not be the most effective of all, but you could use the mayo afterwords for a postmurder chow down!
25a. It is another variation of another murder method, but why not be different once in a while!
26. With a smashed cd, such as Wu-tang, cut the fuckers for all their worth until you can see intestines hanging out. Have fun with it, and curse their music liking every time!
26a. You can also use something like razor blades, or even a broken pen, but dont make it harder for yourself.
27. Add a mild acid to their drink, every day. May take a while.
27a. If they work with you, try putting it into their coffee, or even giving them acid soaked candy.
28. Tie a very large brick to their foot and send them down in the ocean!
28a. You may even want to use an empty phone booth, to make them suffer a bit, panic, before drowning.
29. Push them onto a fallen electrical wire, or throw something into their tub thats electrical.
29a. Use gloves when cutting the electrical wire, dont wanna kill yourself in the process!
30. Nail their feet to the floor and punch the shit outta them, if the nails rip out of their feet, use screws.
30a. I suggest a 3 foot long screw. It will keep them in there, and drill it into their bones.
31. Grind up some glass and force it down their throat or add it to liquid and make them drink it. This method works effectively if you want to put them through excessive pain.
31a. Thanks to One-Winged-AnGeL for this method. I will ship beer bottles to those that lack glass. J/K
32. Keep them in your house or residing, and feed them nothing...this will make them die slowly, and in agony, of starvation.
32a. Do not let them have water for the plain reason that humans are hard to clean up after...if you catch my drift.
33. Damage their brain slightly, on the left side of the head, and let them bleed. I like to call this method "bleeding." Be in store for a very long death, but to watch them in agony is so worth it.
33a. Poke them with a caddle prod a few times each day to keep them awake, thus longer the suffering.
34. Slice open the very bottom of their feet and stick them on a meat hook. This will leave the body without blood, so any cannabalistic practices may be held later.
34a. This method taken from a dearly departed website...crashsite.com.
35. With a rustic weapon, cut off their penis, or in a womans case, her breasts. Deface their entire body with the blood of their injury.
35a. Humiliation in pain is the total revenge.
36. You will need a shovel. Dig a hole, knock someone on the head with the shovel strategically to make them pass out into the hole. Cover it.
36a. Suffocation is cool, huh huh huh.
37. Take your victim golfing and kick him into the alligator infest waters. But remember, destroy your cletes later.
37a. Fore! Shit, I hit the submerged head again.
38. Stick a line of christmas lights down their throat and light it. This will burn their insides and blood will spurt out of their asshole!
38a. Oh christmas intestines, oh christmas intestines.
39. Load their mouth with a special paste consisting of semen and peanuts.
39a. Better if it is not your own cum, elephant jizz works better than human.
40. Feed them pancakes with syrup mixed with some acid. It works better if done with your lover on a romantic evening...what a thrill!
40a. Maybe not the best idea on a honeymoon however.
41. Shove a 2 liter bottle down their throat, with little holes poked in it, and you can breathe into the bottles opening and blow up their insides! NEAT!
41a. Maybe a 1.5 liter bottle would suffice.
42. Rip open their insides with a coat hanger, making sure to twist it many times to stir up the organs, then fill with your favorite cereal.
42a. I don't reccomend using milk, but the sky is the limit.
43. Pour some kind of laundry detergent into a soda can, half detergent and half soda, by the time they realize the soapy aftertaste, they'll be on the emergency table, and dying in 5-10 minutes!
43a. Make sure one of your friends is a doctor for immediate death to the patient.
44. Sick your gaurd dogs on them. Teach them to succesfully bite through the jugular vein and to gnaw at the femur until it comes off.
44a. It is usally best to hide behind a bush when the carnage is happening, not right by the victim.
45. Shove their head through a window and back through. This should slit their throat just nicely.
45a. Wired windows do not work for this method, neither does plexi glass windows.
46. Drown them in your fish tank, making sure to paste fish good on his face.
46a. It is good to do it in a tank you will have with you for a long time, because it holds all of those great memories...
47. Throw them down a flight of stairs! Make sure it is a hard push, because the neck wont break if you push like a pansey.
47a. Yes I said pansey, not panties.
48. Ram their head into a concrete wall, blood splattering on the pavement. Don't get too messy.
48a. Done in public is shurely a better way of humiliation
49. Pour bleach into their eyes, the eye itself should be easy to pop out of the head after the bleach is poured.
49a. Clorox werks bestest, not the genric brand.
50. This is the 50th method! With your computer, look up ways on my website to kill people! HEHEHE!
50a. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
51. Take a coat hanger, much like method #42, and shove the u-shaped end into their asshole, twist for as long as possible until you snag any form of intestinal tract or other crevice, and then pull out, making their assholes protrude.
51a. Funniest thing is, I saw this in a porno, the chick's anus must have been coming out a good 2 inches.
52. For use on women and men with fairly large anus', grab hold of two sides of their shitty brown eye with pliars and rip as hard as you can until the divide is wider.
52a. This obviously will make them bleed to death if kept captive.
53. Grow out your hair to a reasonable length, approximately a foot, cut it off and stuff it down the victim's throat until suffocation occurs.
53a. I actually have a bag of hair on my wall right now...
54. Lodge a McDonald's toy down a victim's throat, thus proving that even adults can be suffocated by childish playthings.
52a. Again suffocation, I'm on a fucking role!
55. Just using your fist, find a victim with a tumor the size of a baseball, thrust your boney knuckles hard enough against the cancerous appendage and make it rupture, thus damaging the brain enough to fatally serizure.
55a. Any hospital or leukemia convention is good to find these particular victims.


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You copied this from where?

I've seen it before..
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the long hair is original, sort of...i saw it in a japanese horror once, but i wouldn't cut my hair to do so, it takes too damn long to grow; i'd figure out another method...they have knots to use hair for binding, so i'm sure those techniques could be tweaked for lethal rather than kinky expression.

most of the rest are just too messy for the hassle, i'd like something neat and clean, setting up a "suicide" in a hot bath sounds good, just pull the plug...no blood mess.
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You copied this from where?

I've seen it before..

with all the murder threads we've seen over the years, Lord only knows.
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It's not so much the killing, just the disposal of the body afterwards.
I'm thinking meat grinder and feed some stray dogs and cats.

And yeah, I've seen that list before too.
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It's not so much the killing, just the disposal of the body afterwards.
I'm thinking meat grinder and feed some stray dogs and cats.
Personally, i was thinking more of an incinerator, and if i'd feed em to animals i prefer pigs.
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Kill them in the middle of the Atlantic, dump the evidence in the Mariana Trench. Good luck getting that body back.
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take them to mcdonalds.
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take them to mcdonalds.
I tried to eat Maccas the other day for the first time in years. One bite and threw it out. Has it got worse, or am I imagining things?

I'm sure that'd kill anyone pretty damn quick.
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Kill them in the middle of the Atlantic, dump the evidence in the Mariana Trench. Good luck getting that body back.
Good luck finding the Mariana Trench.. besides.. the sharks would get to her/him sooner.
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